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Professional Wrestling has its share of [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|awesome announcements]] as well.
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* What dumb idea does [[Vince McMahon]] have next? The [[WWE Raw|Raw]] guest hosts are the lamest idea that Vince has ever had in a long time. Summerfest?! Kobe Kingston?! What the hell does [[ZZ Top]] have to do WWE Ra- did you say [[Bret Hart]]'s hosting Raw? Bret "The Hitman" Hart's hosting Raw?!! '''And has signed deal through [[Wrestlemania]] 26?!!''' [[Holy Shit Quotient|Hell has truly frozen over...]]
* They fired [[Daniel Bryan]] over a choking with a tie? A TIE?! Because of what?! [[Lighter and Softer|The PG rating]] [[Merchandise-Driven|and their precious sponsors?]] [[Executive Meddling|Linda McMahon's Senate run?!!]] Finally, an amazing storyline with the <s> NXT Season 1 rookies</s> [[The Nexus]] and you screw it up? *sigh* Lets see who they're facing tonight at Summersla- [[Author's Saving Throw|Daniel Bryan's the 7th man?]] '''And he's keeping his [[Bryan Danielson]] [[Cross Through|indy dates]]?!!''' Thank you, [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]]!
** And now [[Professional Wrestling/Awesome|he's won the US Title]].
*** And coming out to [[Crowning Music of Awesome|Ride of the Valkyries.]]
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* WWE going to bring back [[Tough Enough]]? Meh, sounds pretty cool but I doubt it'll be anything spec- Wait, [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] is going to host?!?!?! HELL YEAH!!!!!!
** And he's goingto be joined by Bill DeMott? I don't remember who h- [[Booker T]]?! Aw, cool, that's gre-- AND [[Trish Stratus]]?!?!?!?!? HELL YEAH!!!!
* Yeah, the whole "Immortal" storyline over at [[TNA]] has gotten really stale. Really, they should have set up Fortune as the faces against Immortal. Right now
** It gets better. Because he proceeds to [[Calling the Old Man Out|call out Immortal]] on '''everything''' that the fans had been complaining about during the entire Immortal storyline. You could hear the fandom rejoice as he did so in one of the largest cheers in TNA history.
* Alright, guest host for Wrestlemania XXVII. What? Rumors of Bob Barker? Meh, not bad but not what I was thinking.... What? ****** ******!? WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! OH GOD NO, ANYONE BUT HIM!! THIS IS GONNA BE THE WORST WRESTLE- WAIT, WHAT? IT'S [[Dwayne Johnson|THE ROCK!?]] IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLL......
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* [[Sarcasm Mode|Great, JBL's signing Michael Cole's contract to referee at his match at Wrestlemania.]] Boo-ring! [[Most Wonderful Sound|*glass shatters*]] HOLY SHIT IT'S STONE COLD HERE TO RUIN [[Jerkass|MICHAEL]] [[Asshole Victim|COLE'S]] DAY! YEAH! [[Catch Phrase|AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!]]
* Oh come on [[Jerkass|Paul Burchill!]] You already beat Yoshi Tatsu, stop beating the crap out of him---- [[Most Wonderful Sound|STAND BACK!]] [[Ensemble Darkhorse|THERE'S A HURRICANE]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|COMING THROUGH!]] [[Flat What|What.]] Is that......[[Ensemble Darkhorse|HURRICANE HELMS????]] SWEET!
* [[Impact Wrestling]], huh? [[
* The Royal Rumbles have gotten alot:
** Royal Rumble 2007: [[Most Wonderful Sound|*gong*]]
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** Oh crap, Ryder has to fight [[Mark Henry]] in a No Disqualifications match after ALREADY facing Cena?? Laurinitis, you son of a- [[Flat What|What.]] Did Cena just give an Attitude Adjustment to Henry, THEN help pull Ryder on top of him for the cover?! [[Holy Shit Quotient|HOLY SH-]]
* Yeah, aside from The Rock and [[John Cena]] teaming up, this year's Survivor Series is going to be a bor.......WAITAMINUTE! [[CM Punk]] brought ''the'' Howard Finkle to be his personal ring announcer?! Oh, and I'm sure Del Rio wil reta- what's this?! [[CM Punk]] is the NEW WWE CHAMPION! IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YES! YES! YES!
* Ho hum. Time for the Slammys. OK, the "I did not just see that" award. The show always opens with a major angle, so it's gotta be The Mi-[[Jim Ross]]!! HE'S BACK TO KICK COLE'S ASS!! That rap off was lame, It's time for the next awa- [[Mick Foley]]! Awesome!! AND HE BROUGHT THE [[Ted DiBiase|MILLION DOLLAR MAN]]?!?! YES!!!!! It's time for Pipe Bomb of the Year with....OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! ROAD DOGG!!!!!! And the winner is...[[CM Punk]]!! Man, that John Laurinaitis tribute was awesome! Up next it's the Divalicious Moment of the Ye-OH MY GOD!! IT'S [[Lita]]!!!!!!! YES, YES!!!!!!!!!! And the winner is...KellyKelly? FUCK! The next winner is [[Triple H]]! AND HE's BACK! The Trending Star of the year-with TONY ATLAS!! The Winner is...DolphZiggler? that su-WAIT, SO [[Zack Ryder]] WAS THE REAL WINNER!!! AWESOME!!!!!! Up next is...[[Christian]]! To present the award to...Cena? WHAT!! WHY NOT [[Edge]]??!?! He deserved it more than Cena. Ok, here's the A-lister of the year award-GOLDUST IS BACK, BABY!!!! And the winner, I'll be happy as long as it's not...SNOOKI WON?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey, she wished [[Zack Ryder]] good luck. And here comes superstar of the year with [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]]! Yeah, we all know that thanks to the kids the winner will be John- CM PUNK, YES!!! YEEAAAAH!!!!!. Time for our main event, [[Mark Henry]] vs [[John Cena]]? Boring- *BURST OF FIRE* [[Flat What|Wha-]] Is that [[
* Awesome. We get to watch [[Mark Henry|two]] [[The Big Show|giants]] beat the hell out of each other with steel chairs. Okay. Show's won the match. But Mark [[Sore Loser|doesn't seem to get the point.]] How much longer are they going to keep this feud goin-what's that music? [[Big OMG|OH MY GOD IT'S]] [[Bryan Danielson|FLIGHT OF THE FUCKING VALKYRIES!!!!!!!!!]]
** Early that night A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED, [[Zack Ryder|WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT]]!!!!!!!!!!
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* Who’s joining the WWE Hall of Fame: Class of 2014… well, there’s [[Jake Roberts| Jake "The Snake" Roberts]], [[Ultimate Warrior]], [[Paul Bearer]], [[Lita]], Carlos Colón, [[Scott Hall| Razor Ramon]], and someone would’ve pity the fool who didn’t think about [[Mr. T]].
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