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Professional Wrestling has its share of [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|awesome announcements]] as well.
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* What dumb idea does [[Vince McMahon]] have next? The [[WWE Raw|Raw]] guest hosts are the lamest idea that Vince has ever had in a long time. Summerfest?! Kobe Kingston?! What the hell does [[ZZ Top]] have to do WWE Ra- did you say [[Bret Hart]]'s hosting Raw? Bret "The Hitman" Hart's hosting Raw?!! '''And has signed deal through [[Wrestlemania]] 26?!!''' [[Holy Shit Quotient|Hell has truly frozen over...]]
* They fired [[Daniel Bryan]] over a choking with a tie? A TIE?! Because of what?! [[Lighter and Softer|The PG rating]] [[Merchandise-Driven|and their precious sponsors?]] [[Executive Meddling|Linda McMahon's Senate run?!!]] Finally, an amazing storyline with the <s> NXT Season 1 rookies</s> [[The Nexus]] and you screw it up? *sigh* Lets see who they're facing tonight at Summersla- [[Author's Saving Throw|Daniel Bryan's the 7th man?]] '''And he's keeping his [[Bryan Danielson]] [[Cross Through|indy dates]]?!!''' Thank you, [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]]!
** And now [[Professional Wrestling/Awesome|he's won the US Title]]. 
*** And coming out to [[Crowning Music of Awesome|Ride of the Valkyries.]]
*** And now he's won the Smackdown Money in the Bank.
*** And now the World Heavyweight Champion.
* Crossing over with [[And the Fandom Rejoiced/Video Games|Video Games]], WWE's announcement that [[Randy Savage]] would be in the upcoming WWE All-Stars game was made... [[The Bus Came Back|by Randy Savage]] '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtzJpS7BgY4 himself]'''.
* Back in 2005, they're resurrecting [[ECW]] for a Pay-Per-View? [[Mick Foley|Foley's]] doing color commentary? Awesome! Wait, [[Joey Styles]] is doing play-by-play?! ALKSFJDSLKFLSAKFKLS [[Memetic Mutation|OH MY GOD!!!]] YOU MEAN HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEW COMMENTATOR ON RAW?! HOLY SH-
* Old school RAW huh, this sounds ni- was that the original block WW'''''F''''' logo? And the 1993 theme?! The Attitude Era titantron with the RAW letters old?!! Cole and King introducing the show standing ringside using old uncovered mics?!!! '''[[I'm Taking Her Home with Me|Can we keep that arena interview stage?!!]]''' Many fangasmed over the old school graphics, the announced return of Piper's Pit and other WWF/WWE legends that came to visit this night. And just before a [[Daniel Bryan]]/Jack Swagger match, Howard Finkel announced that it would have a special guest commentator. Cue '''''[[Most Wonderful Sound|Boomer]] [[Jim Ross|Sooner]]'''''.
* WWE going to bring back [[Tough Enough]]? Meh, sounds pretty cool but I doubt it'll be anything spec- Wait, [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] is going to host?!?!?! HELL YEAH!!!!!!
** And he's goingto be joined by Bill DeMott? I don't remember who h- [[Booker T]]?! Aw, cool, that's gre-- AND [[Trish Stratus]]?!?!?!?!? HELL YEAH!!!!
* Yeah, the whole "Immortal" storyline over at [[TNA]] has gotten really stale. Really, they should have set up Fortune as the faces against Immortal. Right now, they're trying to get the Main Event Mafia back to fight them like we need ''those'' guys back. And now [[Kevin Nash]] and [[Booker T]] are back at WWE, so TNA's just kind of scre-- wait, did Robert Roode just clothesline [[Jeff Hardy]]? Did Beer Money and Kaz just chuck Immortal out of the ring? [[AJ Styles]] just grabbed a mic... wait... '''IS FORTUNE TURNING FACE?!?!?!?! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'''
** It gets better. Because he proceeds to [[Calling the Old Man Out|call out Immortal]] on '''everything''' that the fans had been complaining about during the entire Immortal storyline. You could hear the fandom rejoice as he did so in one of the largest cheers in TNA history.
* Alright, guest host for Wrestlemania XXVII. What? Rumors of Bob Barker? Meh, not bad but not what I was thinking.... What? ****** ******!? WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! OH GOD NO, ANYONE BUT HIM!! THIS IS GONNA BE THE WORST WRESTLE- WAIT, WHAT? IT'S [[Dwayne Johnson|THE ROCK!?]] IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLL......
** Jesus Christ that Wrestlemania sucked balls. RAW better do something to make for it... HOLY FUCKING CRAP JOHN CENA VS THE ROCK FOR WRESTLEMANIA XXVIII!!!
** They TEAM UP TOGEHER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ONLY TIME AT SURVIVOR SERIES!!!!!!!
* [[Triple H]] has been made Head of Talent Development? Whatever. Like that guy needs more stroke around-- wait, he signed Mistico? BOTH OF THEM? And... and... AWESOME KONG? '''AWESOME KONG?!?!''' Trips, you [[Magnificent Bastard]], I love you!
** And on her debut she killed Diva's [[Creator's Pet]] [[Lay Cool|Michelle McCool]].
* [[Sarcasm Mode|Great, JBL's signing Michael Cole's contract to referee at his match at Wrestlemania.]] Boo-ring! [[Most Wonderful Sound|*glass shatters*]] HOLY SHIT IT'S STONE COLD HERE TO RUIN [[Jerkass|MICHAEL]] [[Asshole Victim|COLE'S]] DAY! YEAH! [[Catch Phrase|AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!]] 
* Oh come on [[Jerkass|Paul Burchill!]] You already beat Yoshi Tatsu, stop beating the crap out of him---- [[Most Wonderful Sound|STAND BACK!]] [[Ensemble Darkhorse|THERE'S A HURRICANE]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|COMING THROUGH!]] [[Flat What|What.]] Is that......[[Ensemble Darkhorse|HURRICANE HELMS????]] SWEET!
* [[Impact Wrestling]], huh? [[It's the Same, Now It Sucks|New name, same old bullshi-]] wait, '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130517173100/http://nodq.com/features/307961650.shtml IS THAT THE SIX SIDED RING?!!]'''
* The Royal Rumbles have gotten alot:
** Royal Rumble 2007: [[Most Wonderful Sound|*gong*]]
{{quote|'''[[Michael Cole]]:''' Maybe THERE IS [[The Undertaker|someone]] who can take out [[Mighty Glacier|The Great Khali!]]}}
** Royal Rumble 2008: Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.
*** You forgot to mention [[Roddy Piper|the very next entrant after Snuka.]]
*** [[Most Wonderful Sound|*car]] [[Mick Foley|crash*]]
*** [[John Cena|YOUR TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NOW!]]<ref> To explain, this guy had a torn muscle ''three months before the Royal Rumble''. He was medically cleared and WWE didn't drop the word that he was going to make it to the match, much less ''Number 30''.</ref>
** Royal Rumble 2009: [[Most Wonderful Sound|ONE OF]] [[Ensemble Darkhorse|A KIND!]]
{{quote|'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! BAH GAWD IT'S [[Rob Van Dam]]!}}
*** HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
** Royal Rumble 2010: [[Edge|you think you know me...]] ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY!!
** Royal Rumble 2011: [[Most Wonderful Sound|CAN YOU DIG IT?]] [[Booker T|SUCKAAAAAAAAAA?]]
** 3....2....1....[[Most Wonderful Sound|*car starts up*]] [[Crowning Music of Awesome|DA NAAAAAA NA NA. NA NA. NA NA.]]
{{quote|'''Michael Cole:''' It's him! It's him! Big Daddy Cool! Kevin Nash! [[Kevin Nash|DIESEL!]]}}
** Royal Rumble 2012: [[D Generation X|Oh, you didn't KNOW? You betta CAAAALL SOMEBODAAAAAAAYYYYYY!]]
*** Oh great, [[Michael Cole]] just entered the Rumble. Somebody please- wait a minute. [[Scare Chord]]? The lighting turning blue? It can't be. *[[Evil Laugh]] starts up* '''KHARMA!!!''' 
* Raw 15th Anniversary, huh? Cool. Starting it off with [[Vince McMahon]] saying he's the reason why Raw is so great, of course - [[Most Wonderful Sound|*car crash*]] Hey, it's [[Mick Foley|MANKIND!]] And he's got Mr. Socko! Yes, he put Mr. McMahon in the [[Finishing Move|Mandible Claw!]] Alright! Vince is writhing in pain on the mat - [[Most Wonderful Sound|*gong*]] [[The Undertaker|TAKER!]] Sweet! Oh yeah, Chokeslam! Vince is in for a rough night - [[Most Wonderful Sound|*glass shatters*]] Here comes Stone Cold! And he just gave McMahon a [[Finishing Move|Stone Cold Stunner!]] Yay!
** Alright, Howard Finkel's doing announcement? Sweet! 15 man battle royal? Cool! Doink the Clown? Awesome! IRS? Sweet! Gangrel? Whoa! Who's coming out ne - [[Most Wonderful Sound|TURN IT UP!]] [[Flat What|Wha?]] aefrngeafglgeawfrgswvgb [[Ensemble Darkhorse|SCOTTY 2 FREAKING HOTTY?]] YEAH!
** Alright, Santino Marella. [[Plucky Comic Relief|Time to laugh!]] Wait a minute, is that a YING YANG ON THE TITANTRON - [[Most Wonderful Sound|ONE OF A KIND!]] [[Rob Van Dam|ROB VAN DAM?]] SWEET!
** Here comes Jillian, talking smack about [[Trish Stratus]] and--OH MY GOD! LITA'S BACK! And she and Trish HUGGED! 
* Sin Cara goes to Smackdown? Great, they'll actually give him good screen time. Wait, his first major feud is with Chavo? They're giving Chavo something to do!?! Sweet! And they're throwing in [[Daniel Bryan]]?
** [[Jim Cornette|(I) fuck(ing love) this company!]]
* What?! [[Screwed by the Network|Who picked Mason Ryan as Evan Bourne opponent?]] Wait Sin Cara is going face [[Evan Bourne]] next week on Raw!!!
* Man... NXT Redemption has sucked all season. Thank god that it's almos-Wait! Derrick Bateman's back and is now in the final three with Daniel Bryan as his pro?!! AWESOME!!!
* Money In The Bank 2011. The Smackdown match? Pfft, it'll obviously be Sheam... [[Daniel Bryan|DANIEL BRYAN'S]] WON IT? Awesome! [[Randy Orton]] defending against Christian? Eh, Orton's the most over guy on Smackdown, there's no way... Christian won? AWESOME! Time for the Raw MITB match! The winner is...AlbertoDelRio? Yawn. Finally, [[John Cena]] defending against [[CM Punk]]? Nah, Punk's leaving, and Cena's WWE's golden boy... PUNK WINS? CLEANLY? AWESOME!!!! OH, NO, here comes Alberto to cash in-PUNK ESCAPED! AWESOME!!!!! Seriously, Money In The Bank was an enormous CMOA for many Smarks.
** And the next [[Smack Down]]? Bryan lets everyone know when he's cashing: [[Wrestlemania]]!!! Come April 2012, the World Heavyweight Champion, whoever it is, is getting his fucking head kicked in.
* All right, [[Triple H]] is in charge starting 7/25/11 and says people have been wanting this guy all around. Okay, let's bring out CM...wait a minute...JIM ROSS?! Cue BOOMER SOONER BABY! And of course Cole hates it so he has to fight...against ZACK RYDER?! AWESOME... for about five seconds. Here comes Cole in his TRIPLE H GEAR!!! Let's just get Cole winning over with-OH MY GOD, RYDER WON!! WOO WOO WOO!! Oh, and [[John Morrison]]'s back and he's going after R-Truth's ass! And the clincher....PUNK HAS RETURNED!
** "Yeah yeah Cena's won again. Well, maybe for Summerslam he'll get a decent...that's not Del Rio's music, I'm not an Indy fan, whose coming out? [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|Yeeeeaaaahhhh.]]" Best part was all Punk did was face Cena and raise the real belt to a much bigger pop.
** And coming in on 7/29/11 things have shaped up: [[Triple H]] has assigned an assistant for Long--IT'S ZACK RYDER!!! And Sheamus has returned in being a Badass and is willing to fight Mark Henry!
* Armageddon 2006: Okay so we have Paul London and Brian Kendrick vs. William Regal and Dave Taylor for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Standard aff--wait a minute, did Long say we're having a LADDER MATCH?! YES! And...AND THERE ARE TWO MORE TEAMS FOR A FATAL FOUR WAY? WHO ARE THEY?! Oh my god...IT'S MNM AND THE HARDYS!!!!
* [[Evan Bourne]] is getting more face time, but hasn't really got a major push...Wait...DID HE JUST WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES?! WITH '''''[[HSQ|KOFI KINGSTON?!]]'''''
* So [[Cody Rhodes]], what do you have planned for us this time, another paper ba-Wait...is that THE CLASSIC [[Continuity Nod|WHITE STRAP]] INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP??!! HELL YESS!! Now if only they can change that ugly [[John Cena|Cena]][[Replacement Scrappy|spinner....]]
* Damn, John Laurnitis fired [[Jim Ross]] and [[Michael Cole]] mocked him too. Oh, great John Laurintis starts off the new Raw just great. Wait he brought JR and PUT HIM IN A MATCH VS MICHAEL COLE AND WHO LATER MADE HIM TAP TOO!!
* [[The Muppets]] are going to host the Halloween Raw!? Oh my goodness!
* Well, [[John Cena]] just beat [[Zack Ryder]], so I guess [[Jerkass|John Laurinaitis]] got what he wanted- Wait, what? Cena is [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|giving up his title shot]] so Ryder can have his? AWESOME! 
** Oh crap, Ryder has to fight [[Mark Henry]] in a No Disqualifications match after ALREADY facing Cena?? Laurinitis, you son of a- [[Flat What|What.]] Did Cena just give an Attitude Adjustment to Henry, THEN help pull Ryder on top of him for the cover?! [[Holy Shit Quotient|HOLY SH-]]
* Yeah, aside from The Rock and [[John Cena]] teaming up, this year's Survivor Series is going to be a bor.......WAITAMINUTE! [[CM Punk]] brought ''the'' Howard Finkle to be his personal ring announcer?! Oh, and I'm sure Del Rio wil reta- what's this?! [[CM Punk]] is the NEW WWE CHAMPION! IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YES! YES! YES!
* Ho hum. Time for the Slammys. OK, the "I did not just see that" award. The show always opens with a major angle, so it's gotta be The Mi-[[Jim Ross]]!! HE'S BACK TO KICK COLE'S ASS!! That rap off was lame, It's time for the next awa- [[Mick Foley]]! Awesome!! AND HE BROUGHT THE [[Ted DiBiase|MILLION DOLLAR MAN]]?!?! YES!!!!! It's time for Pipe Bomb of the Year with....OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! ROAD DOGG!!!!!! And the winner is...[[CM Punk]]!! Man, that John Laurinaitis tribute was awesome! Up next it's the Divalicious Moment of the Ye-OH MY GOD!! IT'S [[Lita]]!!!!!!! YES, YES!!!!!!!!!! And the winner is...KellyKelly? FUCK! The next winner is [[Triple H]]! AND HE's BACK! The Trending Star of the year-with TONY ATLAS!! The Winner is...DolphZiggler? that su-WAIT, SO [[Zack Ryder]] WAS THE REAL WINNER!!! AWESOME!!!!!! Up next is...[[Christian]]! To present the award to...Cena? WHAT!! WHY NOT [[Edge]]??!?! He deserved it more than Cena. Ok, here's the A-lister of the year award-GOLDUST IS BACK, BABY!!!! And the winner, I'll be happy as long as it's not...SNOOKI WON?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey, she wished [[Zack Ryder]] good luck. And here comes superstar of the year with [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]]! Yeah, we all know that thanks to the kids the winner will be John- CM PUNK, YES!!! YEEAAAAH!!!!!. Time for our main event, [[Mark Henry]] vs [[John Cena]]? Boring- *BURST OF FIRE* [[Flat What|Wha-]] Is that [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]]? Holy shit he just Chokeslammed Cena and... HOLY SHIT HE HAS THE MASK BACK! WAIT! HE HAS TWO MASKS!!!!
* Awesome. We get to watch [[Mark Henry|two]] [[The Big Show|giants]] beat the hell out of each other with steel chairs. Okay. Show's won the match. But Mark [[Sore Loser|doesn't seem to get the point.]] How much longer are they going to keep this feud goin-what's that music? [[Big OMG|OH MY GOD IT'S]] [[Bryan Danielson|FLIGHT OF THE FUCKING VALKYRIES!!!!!!!!!]]
** Early that night A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED, [[Zack Ryder|WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT]]!!!!!!!!!!
* Finally, [[Triple H]] is going to fire John Laurinaitis! It's about ti- [[Most Wonderful Sound|*GONG*]] [[Flat What|What.]] [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] OH BAH GAWD IT'S [[The Undertaker|THE UNDERTAKER!]] [[Holy Shit Quotient|HOLY SHIT!]]
** Before that, did John Laurinitis just make a [[CM Punk]] vs. [[Daniel Bryan]] match?
*** That got interrupted by [[Chris Jericho]]?!
* As morbid as it sounds as to celebrate a man losing his job, EXIT [[Scapegoat Creator|VINCE RUSSO]], ENTER [[Ensemble Darkhorse|DAVE LAGANA]]
* [[Triple H]] vs. the Undertaker at [[Wrestlemania]] XXVIII as a '''[[Wham! Line|HELL IN A CELL]]''' match?!! It's not just the that rematch is taking place but after years of the [[Badass Decay|watered-down]] matches in ''[[In Name Only|that]]'' specialty pay-per-view, Hell in a Cell [[Character Rerailment|is back to its roots as a]] '''''[[Godzilla Threshold|last resort]]''''' match.
* Oh god, after much demand, we WILL be seeing [[CM Punk]] vs [[Chris Jericho]] in the main event!
* Jack Swagger and [[Santino Marella]] for the US Championship? This is gonna be a squash ma... WHA... SANTINO WON!!?
* [[Wrestlemania]] 28: Oh, of course John Cena's gonna win against The Rock. He's the face of the WWE and the----ROCK BOTTOM!? ONE! TWO! THREE! ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS! OH MY GOD! THE ROCK WINS!
** Alright, "The End Of An Era" match is starting!! Wait that's not [[Shawn Michaels]]'s music. It's [[Most Wonderful Sound|Boomer Sooner]], [[Jim Ross|J.R]] is gonna call this MATCH!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
* April 2, 2012: Cena wants to personally congratulate Rock for his victory and we're waiting.... '''*[[Most Wonderful Sound|GUITAR SCREECH]]* HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S [[Brock Lesnar]]!!!!'''
* A Beat The Clock Challenge to determine the #1 Contender for [[CM Punk]]'s WWE Title? Nice, who's involved? Santino Marella? The Miz? Randy Orton? Jack Swagger? Ugh... Wait. Daniel Bryan's in the tournament? DANIEL BRYAN WON? WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE [[Ring of Honor|DANIEL BRYAN VS CM PUNK]] FOR THE WWE TITLE AT OVER THE LIMIT? [[Catch Phrase|YES! YES! YES!]]
* According to his representative, [[Brock Lesnar]] "Quits" WWE. Ah, hell no! Who the fuck is that rep-- PAUL HEYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
* A People Power Battle Royal huh? Sounds boring... "GO!!!", wait, is that? It is!!!! Christian's back!!!!! And he won!!!! He's challenging Santino Marella for the United States Championship? FUCK!!!!! Wait, Cody Rhodes is talking to Eve and says Christian wouldn't win against him. OH SHIT CHRISTIAN WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND CHALLENGES HIM FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! CHRISTIAN'S TURNING FACE!! CHRISTIAN WON!!!!!! YES! YES! YES! YES!
* The return of [[Hulk Hogan]], just in time to host Wrestlemania XXX… now, that’s how who get fans onboard, BROTHER!
* The return of the “[[Batista| The Animal]]”… Dave’s back.
*Wait a minute… who would challenge [[Brock Lesnar]] at Wrestlemania… then, here comes the [[The Undertaker| one guy]] who accepted it with a sound of the GONG.
** Wait, [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?| he did it?]]
* Who’s joining the WWE Hall of Fame: Class of 2014… well, there’s [[Jake Roberts| Jake "The Snake" Roberts]], [[Ultimate Warrior]], [[Paul Bearer]], [[Lita]], Carlos Colón, [[Scott Hall| Razor Ramon]], and someone would’ve pity the fool who didn’t think about [[Mr. T]].

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