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{{quote|'''Trish''': ... I-I didn't hear anything after "liar"! [''to Andy''] What did she say after "liar"?<br />

'''Andy''': [''in awe''] She sounds like a tea kettle.|FUCK!! YOU!!}}

** That is ''sacre'', a uniquely French Canadian form of swearing combining common English and French curses with bastardized forms of terms from Catholic liturgy ("calice", "crisse", "tabarnac", etc.). These are strung together with the French practice of stringing random swear words together with "de" (think [[The Matrix|The Merovingian's]] demonstration of French profanity), and the result sounds like Angrish. Ironically, to French Canadians, "fucke" and "chit" are rather mild swear words, to the point where during a punk riot in Montreal, French-language newscasters [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|solemnly read off]] [[Cluster F-Bomb]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|lyrics from an English-language punk album on the]] ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|evening news]]''.

* The father in ''[[A Christmas Story]]'' was particularly famous for letting loose a stream of incoherent noises when angry (which he often was).

{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLs-PkfUS2g "You bitch, YOO BEEEECH! GROODAHOLEWURLATTABETCHIA!"]}}

** Interesting to note that this is more-or-less the way he talks all the time.

* ''[[Clue (Film)|Clue]]'': Mrs. White's description of her feelings about Yvette.

{{quote| I hated her '''so''' much it - it - the feel - flames...flames...''flames'' on the side of my face - breathing - heaving breaths ...}}

* Eddie from ''Deadfall'' seems to have this trait, although some of it might just be because it's hard to understand [[Nicolas Cage]] through [[Chewing the Scenery|a mouth full of scenery]]. At any rate, one of his lines amounts to "Ararararara asshole!"

* Inverted in ''[[The King's Speech]]'' where Albert stutters ''less'' when he is angry. It becomes part of his speech therapy.

* Jason delves into this at times in ''[[Mystery Team]]''

* After the first time the brothers are blown up by the mouse in ''[[Mousehunt (Film)|Mousehunt]]'', they begin spouting this. Shortly thereafter, they get blown up again.

== [[Web Comics]] ==

* [[Vexxarr]], when Minionbot has built a prosthetic hand for a crazy [[Starfish Alien]] with no limbs: "BOX! PANDORA! OPEN!"

{{quote| '''Daughter:''' Did your generation really use this to troll people? ''So'' lame. You know, you guys sucked at pranks.<br />

'''Father:''' Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning [[Invoked Trope|so her speech centers shut down]] when she was upset. }}

AG: TRY AND ST8P ME FROM DO8NG B8D THINGS???????? }}

* In ''[[Penny and Aggie]]'', Aggie publicly accuses Penny of blowing off a date with Duane "because he's Black." When Penny asks her to repeat that, Aggie, realizing the enormity of what she's just said, falters for a moment ("Because he's... Because... you're not...") but then comes back at her with "BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER BE SEEN WITH A BLACK MAN! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE WITH YOUR [[Blondes Are Evil|BLONDE LITTLE BLONDE]] [[Godwin's Law|YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER]]!"

* In ''[[El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)|El Goonish Shive]]'', Justin gets so angry with Elliot in [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-23 this strip] that he is unable to properly respond to Elliot's last comment. He is, however, in control of his emotions enough to tell Elliot he can't continue the conversation, make one last statement and say bye.

* While Coach Z of [[Video Game/Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]] speaks somewhat incoherently by default, getting frustrated while trying to correct his speech only makes it worse.

** It happens to [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] in her "Dreamworks vs. Disney: Dualing" review. She descends into crying gibberish when faced with ''[[Shark Tale]]''.

*** Suffice to say, it's a pretty safe bet to assume every single [[Channel Awesome]] producer has dissolved into inexpressible rage at some point in their careers.

** Several commenters thought that he was [[Foreign Language Tirade|screaming in German]].

* The ''[[Inheritance Cycle (Literature)|eragon-sporkings]]'' lapsed into this after a particularly bad piece of [[Moral Dissonance]] from [[Designated Hero|Eragon]] -- specifically, after he left two people to be eaten by the Raz'ac so that he'd know whether they were in the area, then after they were eaten assuaged his guilt by saying that they couldn't defend everyone. Then regained speech long enough for a rant including "MY HATRED FOR YOU SEETHES LIKE THE ROTTEN UNDERBELLY OF A BLOATED ZOMBIE CORPSE" before lapsing back into Angrish.

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