Ansem Retort/Characters: Difference between revisions

* [[Large Ham]]: BURN ORPHANS!!!, BURN!!!

* [[Reality Warper]]: Maybe.

'''Axel''': Sorry, what? I'm kinda fighting a shark right now. }}

* [[Shout-Out]]: His full name is [[Guns N' Roses|Axel Rose]]

 

* [[Butt Monkey]]: Not that he remembers it happening.

* [[The Ditz]]: Sora has this in spades.

"I wonder what fire tastes like." (Beat Panel) "Fire tastes like bacon!" }}

* [[Eats Babies]]: The 'Spock diet' Zexion and Axel force him on. {{spoiler|Later, they make him eat ''an alcohol-assisted aborted fetus''.}}

The [[Butt Monkey]] and [[Chew Toy]] of the cast, Riku is very emo and is usually the most common victim of Axel and Zexion's abuse. {{spoiler|Is actually a Time Lord, which is how he survives all of the abuse he gets which often consists of being cut in two and losing his heart. He has a Down Syndrome version which prevents him regenerating like Doctor Who.}}

 

* [[Butt Monkey]]: Riku is the poster boy for this, given how everyone gives him nothing but abuse.

* [[Chew Toy]]: Riku has been cut in half several times, had a firecracker in his liver which contributed to being in half the second time, had his heart removed by Cloud stabbing him in the chest and losing it to a seagull, has been stabbed by Axel's chakram on multiple occasions and tortured in so many ways. He also has AIDS.

* [[Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory]]: Riku is the only member of the group shown to have this. {{spoiler|Justified by being a Time Lord.}}

* [[Super Mode]]: Parodied when Riku enters "Emo Mode".

* {{spoiler|[[Time Lord]]}}

 

=== Zexion ===