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[[File:akp_1akp 1.jpg|link=Charlie's Angels|frame|Synchronized Ass Kicking = [[Pure Awesomeness]]]]
 
 
The "en garde" combat stance which is adopted by hand-to-hand fighters in combat, just before opening cans of whoop-ass upon their oh-so-very-dead opponent. Ideally, the stance used should not merely be functional; it must visually convey the message "Your butt, kicked by me."
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A common variant is, rather than a combat stance, to [[Slasher Smile|smile threateningly]] as if to say "I'm about to kill you. Very much." A second variant is, faced with a display of force, to simply play [[The Stoic]] and exude an aura of "You guys are ''so'' toast." Can include [[Kinetic Clicking|cracking knuckles, or cracking the cartilage in one's neck]]. When kicking someone's ass, it's important to be limber!
 
See also [[Bring It]] -- a—a challenging gesture daring the opponent to attack. Supertrope of [[Super Sentai Stance]].
 
Contrast [[Victory Pose]]. Usually in animation, the pose is rendered in [[Animation Bump|more detailed artwork]].
 
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== Anime &and Manga ==
 
== Anime & Manga ==
* Masane Amaha from ''[[Witchblade (anime)|Witchblade]]'', after transforming for the first time, does the "come hither for your ass kicking" version, namely the defiant stance coupled with index finger motioning for the asshole to step forward for their aforementioned asskicking.
* It is pretty common among [[Super Robot Genre|Super Robots]]:
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* ''[[Dragonball Z]]''. About every character, but special mention go to the [[Super Sentai Stance|Ginyu Force]] and "The Great Saiyaman!"
* ''[[Transformers]]''. Pretty much every version of ''[[Transformers]]'' ever, in fact.
* Most of the HiME from ''[[MaiMy-HiME]]'' (except [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|Yukino]]), after they draw their weapons [[Hyperspace Arsenal|out of thin air]]. Gaze upon [[Lady of War|Shizuru's]] spear stance, ye lowly, and despair!
* ''[[Naruto]]'' has Rock Lee, whose combat stance involves a mid-to-low center of gravity, left hand held behind the back (potentially to grab kunai and such), and right hand ''held forward in the classic "[[Bring It|come and get me" gesture.'']] Definitely a sign of rampant [[Badass|badasserybadass]]ery, whether or not it ends up [[The Worf Effect|working]].
* In just about every episode of ''[[Fist of the North Star]]'', before kicking some ass Ken's shirt would explode off and he would crack his knuckles.
* Parodied in the ''[[Azumanga Daioh]]'' Supplementary Materials. Tomo asks Chiyo what a cool pose would be. She responds with an exaggerated [[Asskicking Pose]], prompting Kagura to ask, "What's with the cool pose?"
* Parodied in the [[Comic Book Adaptation|supplementary manga]] of ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]] StrikerS]]'', which had a huge background picture of the [[White Magician Girl]] ''Caro'' doing this while [[Squishy Wizard|Hayate]] mentioned how she might lose to her too since she's undergone Nanoha's [[Training Fromfrom Hell]].
** Played completely straight in Episode 25 of ''StrikerS''. Nanoha stomps the ground "to brace herself." In the DVD adaptation, the stomp cracks the ground underneath her feet. Immediately thereafter, the [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for the entire series happened.
* Ku Fei of ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]!'' assumes what looks like some kind of [http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v19/c177/12.html Crane stance] ''after'' she deals with crowds of common challengers. Which, in addition to the incident during the Summer Festival, [httphttps://wwwweb.mangafoxarchive.org/web/20200413204245/http://fanfox.comnet/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c55/3.html she does every day before class]. [[Red Oni, Blue Oni|Kotaro and Negi]] do one before their fight against Wilhelm.
** [[Boisterous Bruiser|Jack Rakan]], one of the strongest people introduced in the manga, in his tournament final fight against Negi, struck a totally serious combat pose. This man blew up a mountain on accident and one of his first attacks in the series was mistaken for a terrorist bombing. and he even held back on that one to keep from turning the opponents to dust. When the smile gets wiped off his face and he gets serious...It's scary.
* [[Inuyasha]] often cracked his knuckles before a fight. One handed. Open in a claw hand, not clinched into a fist.
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* ''[[Rurouni Kenshin]]'' has a couple. Kensin's Battousai glare is one, notable for scaring the bejeezus out of Kurogasa and several small-time villains. There's also his battou-jutsu stance, which looks so ridiculously cool that it has reached the level of being [[Rule of Cool|powered by its awesomeness.]]
* ''[[One Piece]]'' has a lot of these:
** The Straw Hats use them a lot obviously. Luffy typically cracks his knuckles or stretches before a fight. Zoro usually puts his sword in his mouth before fighting, but the real [[Asskicking Pose]] comes when he takes the bandanna off his arm and puts it on his head. Robin most often crosses her arms in front of her and closes her eyes when she's using her powers. Chopper's arms-folded-in-front-of-him [[Death Glare]] is not even slightly ruined by the tiny blue knapsack and [[Real Men Wear Pink|pink hat]] that he always wears.
** Franky and his "SUPER!" pose.
** Sanji lights a cigarette before his ass kicking.
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** Also when Ed takes his [[Badass Longcoat|red cloak]] [[The Coats Are Off|off]], and/or his [[Shirtless Scene|shirt]].
** [[Large Ham|Alex]] [[Boisterous Bruiser|Louis]] [[Bishie Sparkle|Armstrong]]; nearly everything he does when sparkling, during a fight or not, is his Asskicking Pose.
* The Shinobi Five, a freelance ninja squad from ''[[Gintama]]''.
* Subverted/parodied in ''[[Bleach]]'' with a lesser shinigami flailing his sword impressively only to get knocked out with a single punch from Chad.
* In ''[[Soul Eater]]'', Death the Kid has his "Sin" and "Punishment" stances. Cue beat down.
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== ComicsComic Books ==
* While [[Batman]]'s combat stances tend to be more practical than showy, he does like to use his cape -- alongcape—along with his imposing physical stature -- tostature—to devastating psychological effect.
* [[Superman]] has his Ass-Kicking Pose, which is unique, as it is largely him floating silently with his hands [[Badass Arm-Fold|across his chest]]. This being Superman, ''this works''. When he ''really'' wants to scare someone, or if he's really pissed off, expect the [[Glowing Eyes of Doom]]. If the [[Mook]] in front of him is holding a gun and tries [[Shooting Superman]], Supes likes to melt it down with his heat vision as a warning shot.
* [[Spider-Man]] has his characteristic contortionist/three-point-crouch thing going on.
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{{quote|'''Brave mook:''' ''Come on... we've got guns and we've got him outnumbered four to one. We can take him.''
'''Other mooks:''' *stare in disbelief*
'''[[Daredevil|DD]]:''' *smiles*<br />
'''All mooks:''' *run down the street* }}
 
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** Though, in real life, the Crane Stance would tell you exactly what move Daniel-san is about to use, and should tell you how to beat him. Fortunately for Daniel, [[Rule of Cool]] doesn't care about real life.
** Just watch the extras instead of the leads. At least in the first one, the no-names tend to actually have some idea what they're doing...
* Bruce Lee was the master of the [[Asskicking Pose]]. Just watch ''Enter the Dragon'' and stand in awe.
** Oh, and he LOVED the Crane Stance. Specifically, when his opponent used it. One push, falling crane.
* In ''[[Romeo Must Die]]'', one of the black guys uses the Crane Stance to mock Jet Li, complete with screeching "waaaa" sound. Cue immediate [[Groin Attack|kick in the fork.]]
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== Live-Action TV ==
* ''[[Power Rangers]]'', both humans and mecha. The concentrated awesomeness of these poses will often cause explosions and bursts of colored smoke.
** There's a lot of ceremony behind it: each Ranger has his or her own personal pose, with a little routine of a few moves before snapping into the final pose (with optional smoke clouds.) Some teams have an entire routine where each gives his or her Ranger designation while posing, and then all pose together after the team's [[In the Name of the Moon]] phrase -- thisphrase—this is known to fans (well, some fans) as the "roll call". When Rangers return for a [[Reunion Show]] years or even a ''decade'' after their most recent appearance, the poses are always done just as they were before. Z of ''Power Rangers SPD'' had a habit of quickly taking on her final pose ''without suiting up'' just before running in to take on [[Mooks]], though the full routine was saved for roll call scenes.
* ''[[Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide]]'' [[Playing with a Trope|played with]] this and then [[Lampshade Hanging|hung a lampshade]] on their playing with it, when Ned and Cookie fought. {{spoiler|They imitated every cliche [[Asskicking Pose]] possible, then made up before throwing any actual blows. The [[Combat Commentator|Combat Commentators]]s left in disgust.}}
* Parodied in the TV show ''Vanishing Son'': the hero (seeking the Villain of the Week) kicks down his office door, to reveal a gigantic man behind a desk. Said man jumps up, puts his hands in front of him, shouts "I'm a ''temp''!" and runs past the hero.
* ''[[Kamen Rider]]'', one word: "Henshin!" Parodied in ''Kamen Rider G''. After the title Rider finishes his pose, the building behind him has half of its windows blown out to form his logo. Hope he has [[Hero Insurance]].
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== Pro Wrestling ==
* [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] wrestler Rob Van Dam has a tendency to get knocked down, then pop right back up into an Ass Kicking Pose.
** Pretty common in [[Professional Wrestling]] anyway - usually after a series of very quick reversals and chain wrestling, with both guys doing a "kip up", as it's termed, into the pose before relaxing so the crowd can show their appreciation.
 
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* Almost every robot master/Maverick from ''[[Mega Man (video game)|Mega Man]]'' and ''[[Mega Man X]]'' does one of these, right after making their grand entrance.
** Starting with X4, X and Zero do this as they enter a stage. Also, X's armor warps into place.
* Many ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]'' taunts are of the [[Asskicking Pose]] variety. Lucario and his Aura poses, Captain Falcon's "Show me ya moves" and Wario laughing at his opponents for example.
** The Subspace Emissary adventure mode's cutscenes are positively ''saturated'' with them. One of the more spectacular examples involves [[Donkey Kong|DK and Diddy]] posing while a ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQJk55ET7o&feature=related Bullet Bill explodes behind them.]''
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3EX9haTFU&feature=related The Five Warriors.] Pose as a team [[Super Mario Bros.(franchise)|CAUSE]] [[The Legend of Zelda|SHIT]] [[Kirby|JUST]] [[Kid Icarus|GOT]] [[Yoshi's Island|REAL.]]
* ''[[Viewtiful Joe]]'' has poses that are so awesome it destroys enemies!
** The recent [[Power Rangers]] game ''Super Legends'' does this as well, giving the rampant posing in the TV show a significantly better use.
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* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], whether after clearing a mission, beating the big bad, or just to piss off [[Big Bad|Dr. Robotnik/Eggman]], will likely do a bunch of fancy stuff, but will always end his pose with a thumbs up.
** In ''[[Super Smash Bros.|Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', this is proven, as his entrance is to roll/bounce onscreen and flash a smile and thumbs up.
* The ''[[Fallout]] 3'' DLC ''Operation Anchorage'' has a trio of soldiers [https://web.archive.org/web/20130929205346/http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/File:AnchorageStatue.jpg posing] for a Washington Post journalist. After snapping a photo, the journalist remarks that "maybe someone will make this into a statue someday". He had no idea how right he was: the [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/File:Anchorage_War_Memorial_Tribute.jpg statue] of the Anchorage War Memorial has the exact same soldiers with different weapons. What's more, the statue was in the base game as well.
* ''[[Kinnikuman: Muscle Fight]]''
 
** The members of Team Big Body have victory poses with the rest of the team.
** In his 08/18/2017 update, Kinnikuman Soldier poses with the rest of the Chojin Blood Brigade if he gets a victory with high enough health.
 
== Webcomics ==
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* In ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'', Cyborg prepares for a fight by cracking the cartilage in his neck. Additionally, Robin often struck these in preparation for a fight.
* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' makes frequent use of this, and it can be argued that for most of the characters, Ass-Kicking Poses are essentially their fighting style, since most of the actual combat is done with whatever element they happen to be bending at the time instead of actual hand-to-hand. Toph also has a pretty awesome Ass-Kicking Smile in a few episodes.
* Done quite a bit with the ''[[Legion of Super-Heroes (TV series)|Legion of Super-Heroes]]'', especially Triplicate Girl in her three selves -- justifiedselves—justified in that she's one of the only ones who fights hand-to-hand. Bouncing Boy always pulls his goggles down before he smashes into someone or does a particularly daring maneuver on the ship -- moreship—more of an Ass-Kicking Ritual than pose, but still.
 
 
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* These oftentimes backfire if the one doing the pose doesn't know what he's doing. Trying out a pose that only works in the movies is typically bad for your mobility, balance, ability to defend and counterattack, and in a real fight, your health as well.
* And others would recommend that you have no 'combat pose'. To paraphrase [[Miyamoto Musashi]], your fighting stance should be your everyday stance; your walk should be your everyday walk. If proper fighting form (or terrain, such as marshland) requires you adopt a difference in walk or stance, then that should also be incorporated into your usual stance and pace.
* In HEMA expert, John Clement's book on Renaissance Swordsmanship, he recommends that a rapier open stretching the arm straight and a cut-and-thrust sword open crooked(like a boxer's on guard position basically). The reason is that rapiers are dependent on thrusting and involve little lateral movement but much opening and closing of distance and so starting with a straight arm firms up your defence long enough to plan your move. While a cut-and-thrust blade will make you want to keep your opponent guessing about whether you intend to use the point or the edge and will also make you want to move laterally to get openings for a strike with the edge.
 
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