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== [[Oireland|Ireland]] will be female. ==
The series has a distinct shortage of female compared to male nations. In Ireland's case, the author would be totally justified in making Ireland female, since Ireland's name ''Éireann'' / ''Éire'' gives us the (female) first name of [http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin |Erin]]. She could possibly be a [[Bottle Fairy]] [[Tsundere]] with [[Cool Big Sis]] attributes, constantly fighting against England (now the main fighting has to do with the above-mentioned "custody battle over North Ireland"). She could also have had a hand in raising the other Commonwealth nations (after all, England IRL and in Hetalia had a hands-off approach; meanwhile, [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Newfoundlanders:Irish Newfoundlanders|Ca]][http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_Irish:Newfoundland Irish|na]][http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada–Ireland_relations:Canada–Ireland relations|da]] and the Oceania-region Commonwealth nations have a history of Irish immigration). Going off on a tangent, Ireland and Scotland may have actually raised the Commonwealth nations together in England's absence. That would explain [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic:Canadian Gaelic|Canadian Gaelic]], and why more English Canadians claim Irish and/or Scottish heritage than English proper. Adding to my theory, [[Bonnie Scotland|Scotland]] will have to be most definitely male, since what better name to give him than [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Scott]]? Bonus points if they're [[Scotireland|twins]].
* The UK is completely male, it's already canon in that England's been tormented by his brothers since his childhood. Depending upon whether you believe that Ireland would be related to England or not, this would mean that it would also be represented by a male.
** Did it say that England ''only'' has brothers, or just has brothers plural? Because it's completely possible that they have a half-sister, and/or that Eire is the closer to Earth but less social fraternal twin to the [[Cute but Cacophonic]] brother who isn't Scotland or Wales.
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== If there is ever a Philippines-tan she will be a girl her human name will be somewhere along the lines of Corazon Rizal. ==
This is WMG isn't it? <br />"Las Filipinas" (The Philippines in Spanish) is a feminine noun, and as said somewhere higher up in this page there aren't that many female countries. Unless another WMG above is true and he made the same mistake with the Philippines as he did with America.
Why Corazon Rizal? Well Philippines-tan will most likely have a Spanish name (almost everyone in the Philippines does). Plus it'd be a nice tribute to [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Corazon_Aquino:Corazon Aquino|a well-loved former president]] and [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Rizal:Jose Rizal|the national hero.]] Some of the other countries' names are based off of historical figures as well.
* Alternatively, she works as a Spanish maid/dominatrix who practices boxing...
 
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Well, he might not be older but he has the looks at least. If he's not the older then Spain is a [[Big Brother Mentor]] ''and'' a [[Big Brother Bully]].
Oh, and they have the [[The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry|The Glorious War Of Brotherly Rivalry]] going on.
* Portugal's [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:Anglo-Portuguese_AlliancePortuguese Alliance|close relationship]] with Spain's maritime nemesis England probably doesn't help matters. Goodness, they probably ganged up on Spain to make his life hell during the colonial era...
* Portugal also probably holds a grudge for when Spain was [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_Union:Iberian Union|in control of]] him or her. Their relations have consistently been terrible until the modern day, though they're starting to work it out now.
 
== [[South of the Border|Mexico]] is the [[Child By Rape|child]] of [[Badass Spaniard|Spain]] and the [[Mayincatec|Aztec Empire]]. ==
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== The distant ancestors of the nation-tans... ==
...are both still alive, and are personifications of the various [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Y:Human Y-chromosome_DNA_haplogroupchromosome DNA haplogroup|genetic]] [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mitochondrial_DNA_haplogroup:Human mitochondrial DNA haplogroup|markers]] in the modern human population. The Y-chromosome-tans are all male, and the mitochondial DNA-tans are all female. Together, they gave rise to the earliest nation-tans, from which all others are descended. Of course, this also means that the first nation-tans were Y-chromosomal Adam and Mitochondrial Eve, denoting a common ancestor of we mortals and the nation-tans.
 
== Wales was responsible for naming Canada and America. ==
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* She'll probably be a [[Cool Big Sis]]. And possibly one who has a ''smashing'' sense of humor.
** She'll probably be a [[Cool Big Sis]] to England, as Portugal is England's oldest ally. The above [[Aloof Big Brother]] relationship WMG with Spain likely still applies, regardless of Portugal's actual gender.
** A [[Cool Big Sis]] or a [[Love Interest]], it all depends on how you look at the [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:Anglo-Portuguese_AlliancePortuguese Alliance|Anglo-Portuguese Alliance]].
** She could also be a bit of a [[Cool Big Sis]] to America, as the first neutral country to recognize his independence after the Revolution. They [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal_:Portugal %E2%80%93_United_States_relations93 United States relations|still get on well today]]. (Second point with regards to England may also apply...)
 
== Scotland has a beard. ==
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