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[[Friday (Musicsong)|Friday]] wasn't just the most obvious target, it was the most available. Basically the corporate bigwigs behind Ark saw an impending disaster and decided to engineer a big [[Take That, Audience!]], by bringing in some sound-mixing guys who'd been building their experience on Youtube and other places, starting out with a rip on Friday, automatically endearing themselves to the populace, and building up a name with more and more songs. By the time they're done, the placeholder staff at Ark will be long phased out and Friday will be [[Gannon Banned]].

* Case in point 2: a recent copyright claim to block "Gang Fight" was done in [[Rebecca Black (Music)|Rebecca Black]]'s name rather than Ark.

* "Russian Unicorn" could be the exception that proves the rule. Their "real world" makes sense to them but when [[Michael BubleBublé]] snaps out of his fantasy at the end of the video, the cashier is creeped out and you can hear hushed whispers that suggest that even for this universe, what he was singing was strange.

{{quote| "He thinks monsters are after his testicles!"}}

Is between her (and her group) and Miley Cyrus and her (aviator?) 'crew'.

** Alternately, he is a biological machine like a reimagined series [[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined(2004 TV series)|Cylon]], or a mechanical being with synthetic skin, like a Terminator. Either way, he has deeply infiltrated human society, to the point where he can apparently even poop.

* The last straws come in a pair. Angel Mouth ''not only'' [[Rant-Inducing Slight|eats all of the Jedi Jello]][[TradesnarkTradesnark™|(tm)]], but also lets his frog, Adrian, [[Thrown Out the Airlock|out of the airlock to die of suffocation/decompression.]] In anger, she dubs him [[Appropriated Appellation|'Dirty Spaceman']] and he storms out, stopping to take 'the spaceman head' (probably something he had with him when he moved in).

James Blunt and his [[Cool Pet|pet bullfrog]] sell [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You|y]][[You Bastard|o]][[Take That, Audience!|u]] some wine. They witness you [[Moral Event Horizon|punching a Brazillian orphan]]. Even the Bullfrog, who is normally emotionless, wants to exact revenge upon you for this unforgivable deed. James leads your dog into a hut and [[Family-Unfriendly Death|slits its throat]], Destroys the submarine your friends are riding in (With help from a phantom), watches them [[Nightmare Fuel|drown in their own blood,]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Pushes you on top of your burger and fries.]] He steals your wallet and buys [[The Stoner|a lot of good weed,]] a bottle of milk and a soggy eggshell. He then remembers his old [[Cool Pet|pet owl]], who had a strange habit of [[Funny Animal|wearing clothes,]] and philosophizes that [[Ice Cream Koan|"a Zebra thinks he's half not-black"]].

In “(Rockin') All Nite Long”, Swift calls herself “a waitress”. Obama, in “Trick the Bridesmaid”, comments on the crown being “for your juicy waitress”. Who has a crown? Mars, who'll “knock you out”. Clearly, Mars intends to invite Swift over and [[Tap Onon the Head|knock her in the head]] after wine to prevent her from becoming Khalifa's girlfriend, and Obama knows exactly what's about to happen, but is too busy dealing with the famine that Rick Perry mentioned in his campaign video (by stealing food) to help in any way other than trying to discourage Mars from going through with his crazy plan.

== The guy behind Bad Lip Reading is [[True Capitalist (Radio)|Ghost.]] ==