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{{quote|{{spoiler|Ashur:}}"What's to stop me from calling my guards?
{{spoiler|The Lone Wanderer:}}"They're all dead, for one thing," }}
* A short one from [https://web.archive.org/web/20120414111849/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4526981/1/Thicker_than_Water Thicker than Water]:
{{quote|'''Kai:''' Don't come closer--I'll shoot!
'''[[Big Bad|Hiroshi]]:''' Ad what, exactly, do you suppose that ''that'' will accomplish? }}
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* "I have walked as a god! I have fought as a god! You will not frighten me, LITTLE MAN!" Not a bad boast, but made all the more awesome [[Shinji and Warhammer40K|considering who's making it.]]
* "Alright. So. Introductions first, along with whoever's your command squad. I'm Michael, I own this house and can crush you with a tank. Repeatedly, if necessary. Or with something heavier. How about you?" From this fic [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer called ToyHammer]
* Darkly played in the ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''/''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Evangelion]]'' Crossover: ''[
{{quote|"Who am I? I'll tell you who I am. I'm Simon, a member of the Gurren Brigade, but more importantly I happen to be the best driller in Jiiha Village. I hold the record for cleanest bedrock penetration (don't you dare laugh!), most feet of earth excavated in a single day, and best of all, fastest tunneling through granite and diamond. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" }}
** It's cool in the sense that we are made to remember that Simon is a fantastic and skilled driller, the Squick comes from being made to imagine (along with {{spoiler|Shinji}}) what those drilling skills can do to soft, human flesh.
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{{quote|''Do you remember what I once told you? ‘You cannot control a marionette with only one string’. You dared to think you controlled me?!...I’ve made you dance this way and that for years now, {{spoiler|Giovanni}}. You were my plaything. Well, now you and your organization bore me. [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|I’ll cut your strings.]]''}}
* Warren Mears in the ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3460966/1/Difficult_to_Fight_Against_Anger Difficult to Fight Against Anger]'': "Oh, fine; this is like nickel-and-diming a [[Doom|cyberdemon]] when you're in [[Classic Cheat Code|god mode]]."
* Azrael in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120408082805/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5659751/1/Knightfall_The_Movie Knightfall: The Movie]'': "You have no idea what you?re dealing with, Bane. You broke Bruce Wayne, but the Bat is something not so easy to destroy. It?s bigger than him, me, all of us; and it?s more powerful than all your petty ideas about vengeance and retribution. That is why Wayne spared Napier?s life. He knows death and destruction are not the answer. I am not so forgiving. If I ever see you again, Bane, I promise, you will never see me."
* Hal Jordan's threat to [[Jerkass God]] Hades during the [[JLA Watchtower]] Olympics plot. He's Badass enough as is...but he proceeds to remind everyone what he was between his snit as Parallax and his return.
{{quote|'''Hal:''' "ENOUGH! I have seen enough, Hades. I have seen you cheat time and again, and these heroes succeeded despite it all. You may be a god, Hades, but I was once the wrath of the God Himself. Do you dare risk that I have forgotten all your sins, which were once laid bare for me to see? You have lost. Return Troia and Nightwing to us, and call off your armies, before you face punishment that would make even the Furies cry." }}
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