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* We are introduced to the main character of the online Irish comedy series ''I Am Fighter'' like so:
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** Naturally, it turns out that he's a woefully inept amateur Martial Artist.
** Thomas "The Tanker" Smythe tells us that his nickname comes from the fact that he'd walk around thinking people were shouting "The Blender! The Blender" when in fact, they were shouting "You bender! You bender!". Which, as he helpfully informs us, is "A derogatory term for 'faggot' ".
* ''[[Ilivais X]]'' is FULL of these, most coming from [[Worthy Opponent|Seyne]] and [[Hot-Blooded|Mille]], the latter prone to these nearly every day.
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* In ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]'' v1, ,by Danya in Antonio Franchini's profile conclusions.
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* Lord Vyce from ''[[
** And of course, Linkara's from ''Silent Hill Dead Alive 5'':
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* Marriland from ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9oVUx-RbA Serebii vs. Marriland]'':
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* Recoome from ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]'' has this to say in Episode 20.
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** Apparently, Freeza has heard (nearly) every [[Badass Boast]] known to man - he even keeps track of how often he hears them! This changes when Goku tells him "I'm gonna deck you in the schnozz!"
* [[Team Four Star|Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 2]] gives [[Battle Butler|Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:
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"I'm a [[Precision F-Strike|motherfuckin']] one man army." }}
* The ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]''. A [[Mook|Tarot Sword]] shoots Stone in the back of the head with a point blank .357 Magnum. After the bullet ricochets into the ceiling, Stone's response is to turn around... slowly... and growl, "If you ever... '''''ever''''' shoot me with that pistol again, and I ever hear about it, I'm going to rip your eye out of its socket and skullfuck you!"
* In [[Samurai Senshi]], Orochi delivers a nice one to the [[Elite Mooks|Mizusan]]: "You know not to whom you speak. I shall tell you. I am Orochi, the Kikuchin-Ryu. I am the viper that wields the deadliest rokushakubo known to man: Himehabu. Come, Mizusan, and discover how venomous my bite can be!"
* When asked to provide his title before entering the arena, Torq of ''Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers [[Dungeons
* In the [[Retsupurae]] ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyoCRaavbI Cornshaq, baby, please...]'', the LPer mentions that "If I'm not gonna die, why waste my time?" while blazing through ''[[Super Mario Bros
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* Essentially the purpose of ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History]]''. When they aren't knocking down the competition, the rappers are bragging about how great they are.
* In a Mortal instruments RP forum run by [[Shadow Angel Demon]], Osiris attempts to kill [[Shadowhunter Peril|Umbra]] repeatedly. His actions are justified since Umbra is the only good demon to exist and the rest of his kind has an extremely bad reputation for commiting heinous deeds that even the foulest of humans wouldn't do. When Osiris is joined by Iliana, this exchange ensues.
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[[Major Injury Underreaction|Umbra looked down in mild surprise at the chakras embedded in his chest.]] He ripped the blazing weapons out and raised an eyebrow at Illiana. "Do not do that again."
Illiana smirked dispite herself; she never listened to anyone. "Whatta you gonna do about it if I do?" she twirled the chakras between her fingers, itching to throw them at him again, but this time, with more force.
Just then Osiris hurled his sword at Umbra, who slid into a deep backbend, making the blade miss him completely. Osiris lunged again with the other sword, and [[Curb Stomp Battle|Umbra grabbed his wrist, smoothly disarming the warlock. He elbowed him in the gut, then flipped Osiris onto his back on the ground.]]
He looked at Iliana. "That."
Illiana looked unfazed. "I'm not Osiris." She laughed and ran towards Umbra, blade drawn and runes shining, giving her angel blood an intricate light that shone through her skin, one that normal Shadowhunters don't have, Shadowhunters that didn't tamper with ancient runes.
"Honestly. Does an enemy with thousands of years of combat experience mean nothing to you?" Umbra raised a hand at the three of them, and black and purple air forcefully shot from his palm, with enough force to knock Ethan and Osiris off their feet. }}
** This continues for a few more minutes until Umbra loses patience and tosses Osiris through a wall, and then the two of them stop attacking him. He goes on to explain the real threat.
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