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** Upon hearing someone refer to Batman as "insane," he remarks to Bruce, "What rot, sir! Why, you're the very paragon of sanity. By the way, I've pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls." "Thank you, Alfred."
** And then there's this:
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'''Alfred''': I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to... '''sir'''. }}
* The Joker is terrifying in this movie, but he does get some of the best lines. Hell, even his [[Dynamic Entry]] is amusing:
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'''Sal''': ''(visibly nervous and sweating)'' Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.
'''Joker''': Nonsense! Mi casanostra es su casanostra! ''(shoves him)'' So what's an old timer like you want with a two timer like me?
'''Sal''': Business. I've got--
'''Joker''': ''(runs over, ecstatic)'' Ooh, business! Sounds like fun! ''(shoves Sal into one of the rides)'' Come! I've prepared a more comfortable environment. Now, hold onto your hat and watch those ''valuables (slams the safety bar into Sal's crotch!)''. It's going to be a bumpy ride. ''(cue maniacal laughter)'' }}
** He gets one more when they arrive at his "humble abode".
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** Earlier, when the Phantasm confronts Sal in his home, only to see how the Joker's killed him and strapped a camera to his lap (in addition to oodles of high explosives)...
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* Most of Andrea's lines are amazing, mostly due to her being a great [[Deadpan Snarker]].
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'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)'' }}
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