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* From the episode in which Beavis and Butthead learn how to drive:
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'''Butthead:''' He's flipping him off! Uh-hu-hu-hu-hu-huh!
'''Coach Buzzcut:''' '''''SHHUUT UP!!!!!!''''' }}
* There is the duo practicing mud wrestling by forming a mud pit in their front yard, putting on bikini tops, and beating each other with baseball bats that have a boxing glove on the end.
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* '''Coach Buzzcut:''' Shut up or I will kill you! Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you!
* The entirety of the episode "No Laughing", especially when they come running out of the school and release all their pent-up laughter due to Coach Buzzcut taking full advantage of the situation:
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* And also from "No Laughing"..
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'''Butt-Head:''' Uhmmm....burritos?
'''Spanish Teacher:''' No no no, Como es juan? Como es juan?
'''Butt-Head:''' Uhmmm...Guacamole.
'''Spanish Teacher:''' No no no, señor Beavis, Como es juan?
'''Beavis:''' Uhhh....Spaghetti.
'''Butt-Head:''' Spaghetti?
'''Spanish Teacher:''' ''(Dropping the Spanish accent)'' ''Spaghetti''!? That's ''Italian'', you moron! ''(Tosses poster in frustration)'' Damn it! You idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, and the only Spanish you know is what you learned from Taco Bell! And Beavis can't even get that right! I'm gonna give you little bastards just ten seconds to come up with a sentence in Spanish and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office and you're both flunking! Well, I'm waiting.
'''Butt-Head:''' Uhhh... ''("Spanish" gibberish)'' Rico Suave.
'''Spanish Teacher:''' Principal's office, now!
'''Beavis:''' Uhhh...Taco Supreme.
'''Spanish Teacher:''' Get out, now! }}
** This line.
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*** You said "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|harder]]."
* "Stewart Is Missing". To really appreciate how funny this one is, understand that Beavis says the first part of the line enthusiastically, and then asks "what's the matter" with genuine concern in his voice.
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'''Beavis''': Maybe somebody killed him and buried him in a shallow grave... errr...what's the matter? }}
* "Woodshop": Beavis and a circular saw. Guess what happens?
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* "Pregnant Pause" manages to build an entire short's worth of laughs out of Beavis mistakenly thinking he's pregnant ( {{spoiler|it's just constipation}}), particularly when he overhears two women chatting in a store about symptoms, etc. and finds they all somehow apply to him. With old-fashioned "dun-dun-DUNNNN" music underscoring each "revelation" to boot.
** The look on Beavis' face when the pregnancy test tested "positive".
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* The first Christmas special, in which the boys alternate between watching a televised Yule log and watching music videos that fit the theme, has a great segment in which they recount the plot of ''[[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (film)|Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory]]'' in their own unique way (accidentally crossing it over with ''[[The Wizard of Oz (film)|The Wizard of Oz]]'' and ''[[E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|ET the Extraterrestrial]]'' for starters).
* While watching TV, a duet between [[Elton John]] and RuPaul comes on, which prompts Butt-Head to say "That's that dude who'd, like, rather be a girl." Barely missing a beat, Beavis follows up with "What's that chick doing with him?"
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* While watching a [[Frank Zappa]] video, they hate it so they change the channel. On the new channel, they come across a video for "Animals" by The Europeans that they hate so much, they go back to the Zappa video.
* On the episode, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZzNbqrpbbw "Tornado"], at the beginning of the episode, watch the Barney [[Captain Ersatz]] from 0:30. Double points for the [[Kids Are Cruel|kids cheering.]]
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Butt-head: "Cool!"<br />
[[Pyromaniac|Beavis]]: "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! }}
* Beavis is already pretty funny. But some of the show's most hilarious moments come from putting him in a position of authority. Take "Huh, huh, humbug" for example:
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'''McVicker''': "Uuuuuh uh, but I wasn't doing anything!"
'''Beavis''': "Yeah!? Yeah?! Well I don't care! 'Cuz "not doing anything" doesn't pay the bills! Bunghole!" }}
** And later
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** And again in "The Future Of Beavis and Butt-head", where he's imagining himself in the military.
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* In "Patients Patients", Beavis with glasses.
* Beavis "The Scatman."
* The commentary for Iggy Pop's "Butt Town", particularly Beavis pointing out that Iggy should get together with Sir Mix-A-Lot (he of "Baby Got Back" infamy) and "just talk about butts all day."
* Beavis and Butt-head [[Stunned Silence|staring silently in horror and disgust]] when watching the music video for Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" before changing the channel. They had the same reaction to Milli Vanilli's "Baby Don't Forget My Number."
'''''Werewolves of Highland/Crying'''''
* The very first video snarked on during the revival (the music video for the MGMT song "Kids") featured Beavis doing his infamous "Fire!" bit. After the outrage from the [[Moral Guardians]] during the series' original run over Beavis' obsession with fire, it was
* "You're moved."
* "It's okay to be touched, Beavis."
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* "He's like, 'Never should have sent that kid to [[Harry Potter (novel)|Hogwarts]].'"
** "I told my niece that we couldn't see ''The Smurfs'' again, so like, she started warping space and time."
* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-head's comments while watching a clip of ''[[Jersey Shore]]'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:
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'''Beavis:''' So she's gonna call her grandkids "Bitch"?
'''Butt-Head:''' You're the best grandma ever, Grandma JWoww.
'''Beavis:''' Yeah, please don't hit us again.
'''Beavis:''' Are Uncle Juice-head and Grandpa Gorilla gonna help us make pizza?
'''Butt-Head:''' Grandma JWoww, where did you get syphilis?
'''Beavis:''' Yeah, tell us that story, bitch! }}
* Beavis and Butt-Head watching ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' in the theater.
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'''Beavis:''' So uh, is Bella a zombie? She's always just standing there with her mouth open and [[Dull Surprise|she acts like she's dead.]] }}
* Butt-Head: "I will fight for you until your heart stops beating...Can I have some of your popcorn?"
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* Attention, everybody: Beavis was crying.
** Butt-Head's utter persistence in reminding Beavis that he was crying. ''Even after 80 years''.
* Beavis and Butt-Head [[Heh
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'''Beavis''': (''Not impressed'') Oh yeah yeah, "she loves hot salami". See, he means schlong.
'''Butt-Head''': (''Italian accent'') You think she-a slut? That's good to know, now let's get back to making-a pizza. }}
* Beavis' constant attempts at howling like a wolf only to start coughing.
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'''''Daughter's Hand/Tech Support'''''
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* The [[Continuity Nod]] at the end of ''Tech Support'': the two thieves that stole their TV set to kickstart the [[Big Damn Movie]]'s plotline off make an appearance to loot the Tech Support building.
* Beavis and Butt-head on ''16 and Pregnant'':
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'''Beavis:''' Yeah. Yeah. Really.
''(Few seconds and some 16 and Pregnant dialogue later)''
'''Butt-head:''' Uh, wait a minute. I think this is real.
'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah yeah. So, um, she's not a bad actor then. Just a bad person. }}
* Beavis and Butt-head unwittingly working as Tech Support is as hilarious as expected.
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'''Beavis:''' Do you have any matches?
'''Caller:''' Uh...?
'''Beavis:''' Try setting it on [[Catch Phrase|FFFIRE]]!<br />
'''Caller:''' What the--!? I want your name. Right now.<br />
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'''Caller:''' '''SPELL THAT'''! <br />
'''Beavis:''' Um, uh, okay. Haa. Meed. }}
* Jamid's attempts at emulating Beavis and Butt-head after his boss told him to follow what they're doing. His accent is what sells it.
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* This line got
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* "Uh huh huh huh, Toots". "Uh huh huh huh, Squatch".
* While they riff on Kate Perry's "Firework", Butt-Head insists that Beavis's "not a firework", and he pisses off Beavis enough to get [[Groin Attack|kicked in the nuts]]. The reaction sells it.
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'''''Holy Cornholio'''''
* The cult trying their best to analyze and interpret the Great Cornholio's "words of wisdom".
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'''Cult Leader:''' It is the duality of nature that only the Beloved can fully understand.
'''Cornholio:''' '''YOU ARE ALL BUNGHOLES!''' Each and every one of you! Yeah. And now I must go. For I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole. }}
* "Is this ''Real Housewives of Detroit''?"
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** Beavis and Butthead's 'dancing' to the chorus.
* "I just got my loan for a breast augmentation."
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* At the very end:
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'''Cult Member''': Yes.
{{spoiler|'''Stewart'''}}: {{spoiler|(jumping in the air) Alright!}} }}
** Then later:
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*** And there's just the fact that Beavis and Butt-Head {{spoiler|missed out on scoring a bunch of willing women and thinking Stewart was the loser.}}
* So what does Cage the Elephant mean?
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'''Butt-head''': Beavis, you think everything means that. But in this case, it does. }}
* "Now I know the baby is bumming you out. Don't worry, I'll get rid of her"
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'''''Drones'''''
* As Beavis tries to remember which student committed suicide shortly before a counselor came to their school, a long awaited reference finally pops up in the most amusing way possible.
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'''Butt-Head:''' Uh, she didn't kill herself. She just moved away. }}
* Pretty much most of the moments Beavis and Butt-Head mistaken the drone controls for video games.
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* '''Butt-Head''': Hey Beavis, check it out. I'm fantasizing about your mom.
* [[The Wizard of Oz|"Guidos, Juiceheads, Gorillas, oh my!"]]
** Beavis trying to figure out the difference between the three.
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** "And her Ronald Macdonald socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."
** "Tune in next week...will Snooki poop?" "And if so, where?"
* While watching Benny Benassi's video for "Satisfaction":
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'''Butt-Head''': I'd like to be under her boobs during an earthquake though. }}
* The scene in which a wedding is interrupted by the drone flying low - a gothic-looking fellow is set to marry a girl, with her parents looking on nervously as if they don't want it to happen. The plane flies low and takes out one of the canopy legs, causing it to fall to one side, crushing the cake in the process.
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'''Girl's mother*obviously relieved*:''' Thank God! }}
'''''Supersize Me/Bathroom Break'''''
* Burger World's HQ sees the duo's "documentary" and decide to send them to another fast food joint (Taco Yummo), with unlimited gift cards. When Taco Yummo's HQ sees it, the short ends with them preparing to send them to Weiner Shack (with unlimited gift cards).
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'''Butt-Head''': Teen obesity kicks ass. }}
* The end of "Bathroom Break." The manager needs to use the restroom, but Beavis and Butt-Head are abusing their bathroom break, so a long line is formed. He decides to go in a bush, and gets arrested for public urination, and, when forgetting to zip up, indecent exposure.
* (in Italian accent) I have match for you: you and this mop. Go on date with floor.
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'''Butt-head''': I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom. Huh-huh. }}
* The duo amazed by (a guy who looks like) Jesus able to speak Spanish.
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'''Beavis''': "And then for the chorus, maybe: 'RAAAAAAGH~!'" }}
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** On that note, how the hell did Beavis manage to get it stuck on his [[Too Dumb to Live|ear?]]
* Their declaration to kill the rat:
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'''Butt-Head''': That's right, Beavis. And that is a crime for which it must be punished.
'''Beavis''': Yeah! To ''DEATH''! }}
* Beavis: "Why did I come in here again? Ooh, nachos." *snap* "AAAH! Dammit!"
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'''''Doomsday/Dumb Design'''''
* This bit of dialogue:
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Beavis: "Ew she put her cigarettes out in a vase? That's disgusting." }}
* [[Sex and the City|Sex and the City 3]]: [[The Human Centipede|Human Centipede]]
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* "You're going to Hell!"
* Beavis saying "The charred walls of the damned!"
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* Beavis: This is the one girl who deserves to be emo.
* Jersey Shore
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'''Beavis:'''Too much gristle. }}
* The boys thinking EVERYONE-including President Obama and the Volunteers of the Week-are criminals.
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'''''Time Machine/Massage'''''
* While at a colonial village, we get this gem.
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'''Butt-Head:''' You dumbass, dinosaurs haven't been invented yet. }}
* Butt-Head: Time-space condominium.
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