Beehive Barrier/Trope Co: Difference between revisions

Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere]]? Is that [[Giant Mook]] in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old [[Artificial Limbs|Cyborg]] [[Zombie Apocalypse|Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' has developed the handy dandy, super duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Beehive Barrier]]!''

 

 

Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[Pure Energy|utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[Shaped Like Itself|to have precisely six sides]]<nowiki>*</nowiki>. Guaranteed to withstand [[The Worf Barrage]] and intercept a [[Macross Missile Massacre]], or your money back!