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[[File:BubbleShield.jpg|link=Halo|frame|''The Bubble Shield device from'' [[Halo]], ''buy one today!'']]<br />
Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere]]? Is that [[Giant Mook]] in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old [[Artificial Limbs|Cyborg]] [[Zombie Apocalypse|Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' has developed the handy dandy, super duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Beehive Barrier]]!''

Yes, ''[[Barrier Warrior|you too]]'' can be just like other action stars such as ''[[Halo|Master Chief]], [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Q]], and [[The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches|Generic RPG Hero]]'' with your very own ''Beehive Barrierâ!''

Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[Pure Energy|utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[Shaped Like Itself|to have precisely six sides]]<nowiki>*</nowiki>. Guaranteed to withstand [[The Worf Barrage]] and intercept a [[Macross Missile Massacre]], or your money back!

{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki> The rumor of occasional five sided hexagons or "Pentagons", appearing irregularly are pure fabrication, everyone knows you can make perfect spheres out of just hexagons! [[You Fail Logic Forever|Pentagons can't even make ''flat'' shields without hexagons!]]}}

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