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Line 1: {{~~work~~creator}} * ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20140802173542/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/benzaie/specials/10528-fl A French Lesson]'', presented by Froggie McFaggot. And it just keeps going from there; it's just so offensive, you [[Crosses the Line Twice\|can't be offended]]. * Benzaie discovering the ability to drop people's pants in his IK+ review. {{spoiler\|1=Which he winds up using on Angry Joe, Linkara, MarzGurl and Nostalgia Critic accidentally}}. ** '''[[Mind Screw\|INCOMING MINDFUCK!]]''' * Benzaie's Let's Play of [[Heavy Rain]] is shaping up to be this. {{quote\| '''Kid:''' "It's not my fault that Jason is gone! It's not my fault!"~~<br />~~ '''Benzaie:''' "Why you little..." * Mortal Kombat theme starts playing* }} * Rapelay : {{quote\| '''Benzaie's girlfriend''' : What are you doing ?!~~<br />~~ '''Benzaie (naked, hiding his penis behind a computer screen)''' : I was just waiting for you, baby !~~<br />~~ '''Benzaie's girlfriend''' : You know, mom is here...~~<br />~~ '''Benzaie, pulling his thumb up''' : Then I guess it's my lucky day ! }} * 3D Custom Girl review : after telling us the game has an auto-mode, Benzaie show us all the wonderful things you can do with your hands while it automatically plays... like eating your breakfast. His girlfriend's desperate look as he's gleefully watching his hentai game is just hilarious. ** There's also "Let's Fap to [[Marz Gurl]] with Marzgurl", in which he used the program to create a hentai avatar of Marzgurl... while Skyping with her and with her giving the details about how the avatar would look. * [[Let's Play\|Let's]] [[A Date ~~With~~with Rosie Palms\|Fap]] [[Hentai\|Immoral Study]]. [[Yamato Nadeshiko\|Reiko]]. [[Vocal Dissonance\|The manliest voice imaginable]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. [[It Makes Sense in Context\|There is no embarrassment in the search of truth! Open wider!]] Hell, most if not all of the dialogue in that game is [[So Bad ~~Its~~It's Good\|So Bad It's]] [[Narm Charm\|Hilarious]]. * Immoral Study 2... Starring [[Christopher Lee]]<ref>and later Kermit The Frog</ref> as the professor and [[The Muppet Show\|Miss Piggy]] as Yuka! * And Alice Cooper as the Narrator! Line 21: "My name is "Professor" after all. Hitosuji is just my last name. But on my license card, it says "Professor". So my name, my full name, is professor Professor Hitosuji." After Benzaie spent two videos griping over how the "protagonist" is, well, a douche, this happens: {{quote\| '''Hitosuji:''' Let's start studying a little biology. Now, spread your legs for me.~~<br />~~ '''Yuka:''' Huh?!~~<br />~~ '''Hitosuji (thinking):''' [[Completely Missing the Point\|All right]], [[Too Stupid to Live\|it's working]], [[What an Idiot!\|it's working]]! }} "Even I, Master Bate, [[Even Evil Has Standards\|is feeling bad about this bastard]]." The one line you never would have thought you'd hear in a video about a [[Hentai]] game: "There's no way we can fight [[The Lord of the Rings\|Sauron]]." [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. "Erection, [[Pokémon (~~Anime~~anime)\|I choose you!]]!" * Pervert used {{spoiler\|Piston}}! It's Super Effective! Hitosuji bouncing back and forth between [[Purple Prose]] and using words like "[[Unusual Euphemism\|fleshmaster]]" and "[[Nightmare Fuel\|spamhammer]]". Kingdom [[Incredibly Lame Pun\|Cum]]. "[[~~Dragonball~~Dragon Ball\|Vegeta! What does the scouter]] [[Memetic Mutation\|say about his power level]]?" "If only I [[Squick\|had some bread!"]] This: {{quote\| '''Benzaie (reading Yuka's moaning in total monotone):''' "Ooh, aah, ahh, ahh, ooh, eeh, ooh, aah-aah, bing, bing, walla-walla..."}} * [[X-Change]]. The triumphant return of Kermit the Frog. Also, Benzaie interprets the main character saying "my voice changed" to mean "my voice got really deep" rather than "my voice got as female as my body". [[Hilarity Ensues]]. Line 41: Wild Pokemon music A giant Hard Cock appeared! more battle music Its not very effective... All the [[Star Wars\|Boss Nass and Chewbacca]] noises he keeps making during the review for the sake of [[Fan Disservice]] are hilarious! [[Star Trek II: ~~the~~The Wrath of Khan ~~(Film)~~\|KHAAAN!!!]] * 3D Real Girlfriend. Where Master Bate kindly takes the time to interpret what he thinks the anime babes are saying in Japanese. {{quote\| "It's nice to be out of the kitchen for once!"~~<br />~~ "My vag itches, can you sweep my chimney?" }} Beary trying to use the webcam option on the game. {{quote\| "It doesn't work! How do I get this bitch to blow me?!"}} After telling us you can use two computer mice to play this game : {{quote\| "So you can finally use both hands playing a hentai game!" [[Beat Panel\|beat]] "[[Fridge Logic\|Wait, do we really]] [[A Date ~~With~~with Rosie Palms\|want that ?]]}} * [http://benzaie.com.over-blog.com/article-tgwtg-does-benzaie-roast-73273713.html TGWTG Does Benzaie]. Benzaie got really drunk and fell asleep while everyone was partying. So they held an impromptu Roast of Benzaie, complete with lots and lots of impressions and Benzaie-isms. * From [https://web.archive.org/web/20130925195227/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/welshy/specials/32543-aninite-2011-vlog Welshy's AniNite 2011 VLog]: Him getting electrocuted by a fence (which everybody thought he was getting sexually exited by the panda inside the fence) and him scaring a lioness by doing the Gay Benzaie dance to her. ** Also, his girlfriend having the same "Waddafuk? Dees ees boo-sheet!" reaction as him when she discovers there are no towels after a artistic experiment in an Autrian Museum. * His breaking into Marion (his girlfriend's) house while still in character as Conan, for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20111227075812/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/benzaie/specials/32477-suburban-knights--kickassia-art-shop advertisement for her SuburbanKnights artwork] {{quote\| '''Marion:''' Conan, what are you doing in my living room?~~<br />~~ '''Benzai:''' I was looking for Suburban Knights artwork, especially ones with me in them. But all I can find are these pictures of the sexy robot chick from [[Game Fap]].~~<br />~~ '''Marion:''' Is that why you broke my window?~~<br />~~ '''Benzai:''' I didn't break it. I just [[That Poor Cat\|threw a cat through the window]]. He's the one to blame. }} * From his Gamefap review of Box Hako, we have the reveal, at the very last second of the video, that {{spoiler\|his mental breakdown over the game's surreal ending is actually a scam for getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.}} Master Bate, [[Magnificent Bastard\|you truly deserve your title.]] * The entirety of the ''Computer & Spaceman'' short film. It's a Space Opera about a lonely Spaceman who goes through space making hamburgers out of [[~~Alf~~ALF\|every]] [[~~Alien\|~~alien]] [[Doctor Who ~~(TV)~~\|species]] he encounters. Computer, his only friend, is psychotic. * The Misfits interrupting "Top 5 Brutal Murder Attempts in ''[[Jem and The Holograms]]''" to talk about evil acts other people (including Jem!) performed. Pizzazz (a [[Chewing the Scenery\|scenery-chewing]] Elisa Hansen) in particular steals the show. * Benzaie tries Real Mana Potion. Line 64: {{reflist}} [[Category:Web Original/Funny]] [[Category:That Guy With the Glasses (Website)/Funny]]▼ [[Category:Benzaie]] [[Category:Funny]] ▲[[Category:That Guy With ~~the~~The Glasses ~~(Website)~~/Funny]]