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Alternately, a [['''Bond One-Liner]]''' can be a snarky response to the now-dead enemy's attempted [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner]], or an [[Ironic Echo]] of something they said to the hero earlier.

* The final issue of ''[[The Ultimates]] vol 3'' gives us the worst [[Bond One-Liner]] imaginable. After a robot calls the Wasp "the mother" ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]), Ant-Man, her ex-husband, destroys it and shouts "If she's the mother...'''I'm the mother-fucker'''!" [[Memetic Mutation|Do Not Want!]]

** Oddly enough, in ''[[Die Another Day]]'', the [[Bond One-Liner]] goes to Jinx, who, when Bond enters to {{spoiler|find Frost dead, due to a stab wound in the sternum}}, she states "I think I broke her heart."

** A rather interesting example, in ''[[Licence to Kill]]'', James has just sent a bad-guy to his gruesome, messy death in a crushing machine, one he is currently hanging over. When the movie's [[Bond Girl]] Pam Bouvier shows up to save him, she asks if he is alright. His response? "Switch the ''bloody'' machine off!" It's unique since--givensince—given context of the scene--itscene—it's almost surely unintended on Bond's part.

** Also in ''[[Eraser]]'', he parks {{spoiler|the limo containing the celebrating [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Corrupt Corporate Executives]]s}} on a set of train tracks just as the train is coming. When he gets back to his allies, he tells them "They caught a train."

** [[Total Recall|"SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER!!!!"" * Tosses severed arms off lift* ]]

* ''[[Shoot'Em Up (film)|Shoot Em Up]]'' is filled with Smith, the main character, muttering about things he hates--guyshates—guys over 40 with ponytails ("It doesn't make you look younger"), drivers who don't obey road rules ("Is it really so important that you get where you're going that much faster?"), and so on. The main bad guy, meanwhile, is clearly someone who feels empowered by his weapon, but is notably timid without it or when it's useless (such as when speaking with his wife)--even as he denies, as a supporting villain obliquely alleges, that he's a "pussy with a gun". At the end of the film, after Smith kills the man who's dogged him all the way through the movie, he reveals the thing he hates most: {{spoiler|A pussy with a gun.}}

** There is also a parody of the ''Indiana Jones'' one-liner mentioned elsewhere on this page. Spoken by [[Kevin Smith|Silent Bob ]] of all people.

*** No it's not-- whennot—when Rufus says he can get get "him" (meaning Jay) into Heaven, Bob takes it to mean him (or both of them) and says "thanks"

** Also subverted for [[The Worf Effect]] when Buffy first fights Glory, who delivers her own [[Bond One-Liner|Bond One Liners]] ''while Buffy is punching her in the face''.

* Both a [[Quip to Black]] ''and'' a [[Bond One-Liner]], Horatio Caine of ''[[CSI: Miami]]'' is told he is a dead man. He [[Instant Death Bullet|promptly kills]] the man who said that and replies "Join the club." Cue the theme music. ([[Mundane Made Awesome|YEAAAAAAHHHH!]])

** Garak, after being introduced to Dr Bashir's [[Shout-Out|very James Bond-like]] Holosuite adventure games, found himself wishing he'd been in that kind of intelligence service. Perhaps that's what gave him the idea to add the [[Bond One-Liner]] to his repertoire.

* ''[[Archer]]'', despite being spy fiction, [[Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic|regularly averts this]], with the agents occasionally trying and failing to come up with a [[Bond One-Liner]] when the time comes. However, one-off character Conway Stern has a knack for them, much to the others' annoyance.

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