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Line 14: == Botchamania 11-20 == * #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco: {{quote\|'''Schultz''': Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. [[~~Lampshaded~~If ~~Double~~You ~~Entendre~~Know What I Mean\|You know what I'm saying]]?! I wanted a woman! I ''couldn't find'' a woman! ''(Mean Gene, conducting the interview, [[Corpsing\|corpses]])'' I found [[Dude Looks Like a Lady\|a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women]]! ''(camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away)'' Now YOU, [[Hulk Hogan]], you belong in San Francisco--[[Lampshade Hanging\|What's wrong with you, Gene?!]]--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby!}} ** Also, Sid Vicious says the following ''with an entirely straight face'': {{quote\|'''Sid Vicious''': You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!}} Line 127: == Botchamania 91-100 == * 91: [[~~Wrestler/~~Raven (wrestling)\|Raven]] vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in ''numerous'' spots that [[Made of Iron\|absolutely REFUSED to break]]. {{quote\|'''Audience:''' Let's go, table! clapclapclapclapclap}} * 94: [[Kevin Nash]] tries his hand at commentating. Line 161: {{quote\|'''[[CM Punk]]:''' [[Deadpan Snarker\|Wow, that hurt.]]}} ** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage! * 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|"Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!"}})...only for ''more'' airhorns to go off. ** (Caption: {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|"Goddamnit"}}) * 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza. * 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo". Line 176: * 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye. {{quote\|'''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler\|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}} * [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[World Wrestling Entertainment\|WWE]] Bookers from #136: {{quote\|''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira]]'', with the caption {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|[[TNA]] Booking Meeting}})'' '''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam\|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles\|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View\|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br /> '''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"\|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan\|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible\|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br /> Line 188: '''Asinine Booker''': Of course! We can have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!<br /> ''([[Beat]])''<br /> '''[[Only Sane Employee\|Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[Catch Phrase\|FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' I bet [[~~WWE~~World Wrestling Entertainment\|the McMahons]] aren't like this...<br /> ''([[Jump Cut]] to a picture of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion\|the NERV emblem]] with the caption {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|WWE Booking Meeting}})''<br /> '''Narrator''': Meanwhile...<br /> '''Head Booker''': [[Sure Why Not\|Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt]]. }} Line 202: * 141: The discovery that [[John Cena]] is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music. * 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg#t=9m12s doughnuts]. [[~~Wrestler/~~Sting (wrestling)\|Some men]] should stop watching ''[[The Dark Knight]]'' and retire already. [[Take That\|Burn]]. Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap. * 144: An announcer botches [[~~Wrestler/~~Raven (wrestling)\|Raven]]'s entrance, and it's all downhill from there. ** Terry Funk's dream. * 145: Lawsuitmania. Line 226: * 153: [[Bret Hart]] gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin. Fcuk This Compant. [[~~Wrestler/~~Sting (wrestling)\|Sting]] gatecrashes a match ... or does he? * 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity. * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6O0raBQs This] ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character... Line 233: == Botchamania 161-170 == * #164, in response to the atrocious [[~~Wrestler/~~Sting (wrestling)\|Sting]] vs. [[Jeff Hardy]] match, [[Jim Cornette]] [[Twitter\|tweeted]], "Just watched TNA...I have to come up with a new face." Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "[[Ren and Stimpy\|Happy Happy Joy Joy]]". ** "Damaged goods<ref>Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett</ref> [[Corpsing]]? SEND FOR THE MAN!" * #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink. Line 282: '''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }} * 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup: {{quote\|'''[[Jim Cornette\|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O'Brien]]'s [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\| Dear Maffew: Please stop using [[CZW]] clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face.}}<br /> ''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br /> '''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }} Line 311: * A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon\|Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images. [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction. * 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit ~~[[K Os]]~~KOs his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body. William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at [[Wrestlemania]] 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. [[Corpsing\|You can guess what Gene does]]. Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup. Line 329: '''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }} * 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently. ** The [[CZW]] clips are setup with [[Randy Orton]]'s theme playing (specifically "{{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|I Hear Voices in My Head, They Counsel Me, They Understand, They Talk to Me}}). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him. * 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[Take That\|it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. {{spoiler\|[[Other Sega Systems\|TNA 32X]] ([[Knuckles Chaotix\|"Door into Summer"]] plays)}} * 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack\|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!" Line 347: {{quote\|'''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be... ''([[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)'' '''SFX''': {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|JEEZUS!}} }} * 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode: {{quote\|'''Peppy''': Okay, now shoot the switcher! '''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG! ''(The tank then shoots the switcher)'' '''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{~~smallcaps~~small-caps\|JEEZUS!}} '''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }} * 203: [[Christian\|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio\|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive\|c]][[Mark Henry\|e]]-[[The A-Team\|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg\|And David Otunga]]