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{{quote|'''[[CM Punk]]:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Wow, that hurt.]]}}
** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage!
* 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{
** (Caption: {{
* 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza.
* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo".
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{{quote|'''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}}
* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[WWE]] Bookers from #136:
{{quote|''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira]]'', with the caption {{
'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />
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''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''[[Only Sane Employee|Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[Catch Phrase|FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' I bet [[WWE|the McMahons]] aren't like this...<br />
''([[Jump Cut]] to a picture of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|the NERV emblem]] with the caption {{
'''Narrator''': Meanwhile...<br />
'''Head Booker''': [[Sure Why Not|Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt]]. }}
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'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }}
* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup:
{{quote|'''[[Jim Cornette|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O'Brien]]'s [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{
''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }}
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'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }}
* 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.
** The [[CZW]] clips are setup with [[Randy Orton]]'s theme playing (specifically "{{
* 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[Take That|it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. {{spoiler|[[Other Sega Systems|TNA 32X]] ([[Knuckles Chaotix|"Door into Summer"]] plays)}}
* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
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{{quote|'''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...
''([[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)''
'''SFX''': {{
* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
{{quote|'''Peppy''': Okay, now shoot the switcher!
'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!
''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''
'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{
'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }}
* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]]
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