Botchamania/Funny: Difference between revisions

* #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI2VwXudL0c&feature=relmfu here], Botchamania [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCU-7T8Phy4 here])

* #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer":

'''Lance''': ...shit! }}

 

== Botchamania 11-20 ==

* #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco:

** Also, Sid Vicious says the following ''with an entirely straight face'':

* 15: [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]] appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to [[Mick Foley|Mankind]]'s amusement.

** The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him.

* 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious.

* 20: [[Roddy Piper]] dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction.

** "Hower Power". Period.

** A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties:

'''Wrestler''': ''(to someone in the crowd)'' [[Translation Convention|<HEY! STFU>]] }}

** Lex Luger goes berserk.

 

 

** Look out! Flying monkey!

* 26: [[Kevin Nash]] is mistaken about how [[Ric Flair]]'s [[Catch Phrase]] goes.

* 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not.

* 28: Look out, [[Vince McMahon|Vince]]! Flying sweatshirt!

** The "Chicken Incident".

 

 

** Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[Accidental Innuendo|I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]"

* 45: After his match with [[Triple H]] at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry [[Randy Orton]] tells off a booing crowd.

** [[Mick Foley]] offers up this gem during a TLC match

** JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to [[Jeff Hardy]] a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications.

* 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all.

* 66: [[Bobby Heenan]] hates [[WCW|this place]].

* 67: Announcing a match between [[Chris Jericho]] & [[Jeff Hardy]].

** 67 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q Also started this.]

** Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages.

* 68: On an episode of [[ECW]] during a match between Jack Swagger and [[Christian]]:

'''Matt Striker''': ''I'm not wrestling!'' }}

** Sandman gets drunk before a show. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

== Botchamania 81-90 ==

* #84: [[Scott Steiner]] does ''not'' take kindly to being corrected.

'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.<br />

([[Beat]])<br />

* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo-Kazooie|Lord Woo Fak Fak]].

** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...

* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his [[Precision F-Strike]].

* #89: The introduction of the series' resident [[Butt Monkey]], "[[CZW]] [[Fan Nickname|Airhorn Guy]]."

** [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Bobby Heenan]] answer a viewer's letter...or try to.

* #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on [[Jim Ross]]. [[Enforced Method Acting|J.R. never saw it coming]].

 

== Botchamania 91-100 ==

* 94: [[Kevin Nash]] tries his hand at commentating.

* 96: A fan craps on [[Randy Orton]]'s promo.

'''Fan:''' HERPES!!! }}

 

* 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. [[Running Gag|Again.]]

* 103: [[Mick Foley|Cactus Jack]] and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs.

* 104: Yet another promo walk-in.

** [[Shawn Michaels]] looses his tear-aways.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxJ7aMoSRY Botchamania 109] opens with a high-energy intro to ''Survivor Series'' set against ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' music. In the middle of it all is a quick "[[Corpsing|Send For]] [[Randy Savage|The Man]]" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious.

** A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "[[Garbage Wrestler]]".

* 110: [[Trish Stratus]] and "Polly Walnuts".

** Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy.

* 112: [[Chris Jericho]] vs. Flying Glowsticks.

* 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement.

** [[Jeff Jarrett]] vs. Flying Tacos.

* Look out! Flying [[New World Order|NWO]] t-shirt!

== Botchamania 121-130 ==

* 123: [[CM Punk]] tells it like it is.

** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage!

* 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza.

* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo".

* 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious.

* 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this [[Full Metal Jacket]] line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... [[Ho Yay|suggestive pose]]:

* 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye.

'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />

'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />

'''Asinine Booker''': Of course! We can have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!<br />

''([[Beat]])''<br />

'''Narrator''': Meanwhile...<br />

'''Head Booker''': [[Sure Why Not|Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt]]. }}

* 141: The discovery that [[John Cena]] is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music.

* 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg#t=9m12s doughnuts].

** Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap.

** Terry Funk's dream.

* 145: Lawsuitmania.

== Botchamania 151-160 ==

* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:

** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched.

* 151: "Cattle Mutilation".

* 153: [[Bret Hart]] gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin.

** Fcuk This Compant.

* 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6O0raBQs This] ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character...

 

== Botchamania 161-170 ==

** "Damaged goods<ref>Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett</ref> [[Corpsing]]? SEND FOR THE MAN!"

* #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink.

* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[RoboCop]], [[Lucky Star|Konata Izumi]], [[Captain Ersatz|Arachniman]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]], [[Pokémon (anime)|Ash Ketchum]], etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).

* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch.

 

 

* 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said.

** Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker).

* 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler.

** [[Randy Savage]], the gift that keeps on giving.

* 174: [[The Miz]] is ... [[Jerry Lawler|AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!]]

* 175: MY NAME IS CHAD.

** "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

** Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship.

* 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased.

** Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. ''And actually get it on his head!''

'''Fans:''' BURGER KING! BURGER KING! }}

* 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania."

** Another Burger King reference. [[Jerry Lawler]] is not amused.

** A CZW wrestler does [[Booker T]].

** Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- ''(thud)'' ...microphone...

 

** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''.

* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:

'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }}

* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup:

''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br />

'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }}

* 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers.

** More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!!

** (Belch)

* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme.

** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'':

'''SFX''': ''(as Yzma falls)'' '''''JEEEEEEEEEEEE<small> EEESUUUUUUUUUU </small><small> UUUUUUUUUS </small>!!!''''' }}

** "Stop living in the past, you idiots!".

*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.

** [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction.

** William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at [[Wrestlemania]] 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. [[Corpsing|You can guess what Gene does]].

** Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup.

* 196: [[Left Fielder|"FISH BATTER!"]]

** Sandman's cell phone goes off.

'''Sandman''': ...[[Cassandra Truth|no, I'm not in a bar]]! }}

*** Someone in the crowd imitates [[The Iron Sheik]], knowing full well this is going in Botchamania.

** Another random garbage match.

* 197: JR-Roonie, anyone?

** An XPW announcer mouths off.

** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (film)|Ed Wood]]''.

'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }}

* 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.

* 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[Take That|it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. {{spoiler|[[Other Sega Systems|TNA 32X]] ([[Knuckles Chaotix|"Door into Summer"]] plays)}}

* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"

** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go with That|He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].''

*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:

** First came Insane [[Dusty Rhodes|Dusty]] Commentary, then Inane [[Booker T|Black Snow]] commentary, then there was Insipid [[Taz]] commentary, even Intoxicated [[Roddy Piper|Piper]] Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic [[Michael Cole]] Commentary.

 

 

** A [[Action Girl|joshi]] wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off.

** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?

* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:

'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }}

* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]]