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{{quote| '''Al''': Can I ask you a question first of all?<br />

'''Lance''': Go right ahead.<br />

'''Al''': You know the definition of a windjammer?<br />

'''Lance''': No I really don't--<br />

'''Al''': It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd.<br />

''([[Beat]], followed by raucous laughter)''<br />

{{quote| '''Schultz''': Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. [[LampshadedIf DoubleYou Know What I EntendreMean|You know what I'm saying]]?! I wanted a woman! I ''couldn't find'' a woman! ''(Mean Gene, conducting the interview, [[Corpsing|corpses]])'' I found [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women]]! ''(camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away)'' Now YOU, [[Hulk Hogan]], you belong in San Francisco--[[Lampshade Hanging|What's wrong with you, Gene?!]]--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby!}}

{{quote| '''Sid Vicious''': You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!}}

{{quote| '''The Rock:''' The Rock thanks you for that. }}

{{quote| '''Wrestler''': Oi! ''(mic isn't functioning properly, starts tinkering with it)''<br />

''(Audience laughs)''<br />

{{quote| '''Lex Luger:''' I'm pissed, now!}}

{{quote| '''Nash''': So while you guys decide to do the limo-flyin'...}}

{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler|King]]:''' Morons!}}

{{quote| '''[[Vince McMahon|Vince]]:''' [[That Came Out Wrong|I'll choke the chicken!]]}}

{{quote| '''Orton''': [[Precision F-Strike|SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]}}

{{quote| "They're sliding in not one but two <s>Tables</s> ladders".}}

{{quote| '''[[Stephanie McMahon]]''': Furthermore these superstars will be in action against each other. You will see [[Triple H]]...Well, I pulled an Adamle.}}

{{quote| '''Todd Grisham''': ''Our main event continues next, Swagger vs [[Freudian Slip|Striker]] and Finlay & Hornswoggle are here too.''<br />

{{quote| '''[[Scott Steiner]]:''' So if I set up a meeting with you and Sharmell, and I'll be the [[Malaproper|modifier]]-<br />

* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo -Kazooie|Lord Woo Fak Fak]].

{{quote| '''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!}}

{{quote| '''Audience Member:''' Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!!}}

* 91: [[Wrestler/Raven (wrestling)|Raven]] vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in ''numerous'' spots that [[Made of Iron|absolutely REFUSED to break]].

{{quote| '''Audience:''' Let's go, table! *clapclapclapclapclap*}}

{{quote| '''[[Randy Orton]]:''' Unfortunately, something else is a part of me. Something that I have been living with for quite some time.<br />

{{quote| '''[[Joey Styles]]:''' Please do not throw the chairs into the ring! Stop the chairs!}}

{{quote| '''Dusty Rhodes:''' It's a toilet lid! He's got a toilet lid! Look, a pizza pan!}}

{{quote| '''Commentator:''' We just saw his weiner!}}

{{quote| '''[[CM Punk]]:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Wow, that hurt.]]}}

* 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{smallcapssmall-caps|"Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!"}})...only for ''more'' airhorns to go off.

** (Caption: {{smallcapssmall-caps|"Goddamnit"}})

** '[[Try to Fit That Onon A Business Card|The Jerry Saggs of dime bags. The Katie Vick of the thai stick. The 1 Night In Chyna of marijuana. The Hugh Morrus of riding the white horse. The Pacman Jones of getting stoned. The Art Donovan of chasing the dragon. The renegade of getting blazed. The Yoshi Kwan of the opium salon. The Outback Jack of the dime sack. The Great Khali of four twenty. The David Arquette of cigarettes. The Tiger Ali Singh of duck-arsing. The Planet Stasiak of kodiak. The P.I.G of LSD. The Fake Kane of Mary Jane. The Brian Lee of OOOOWWEEEEEEEE.' Ruckus]]!

{{quote| You're the kinda guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!}}

{{quote| '''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}}

* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] Bookers from #136:

{{quote| ''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira (Manga)|Akira]]'', with the caption {{smallcapssmall-caps|[[TNA]] Booking Meeting}})''<br />

'''[[Only Sane Employee|Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[Catch Phrase|FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' I bet [[WWEWorld Wrestling Entertainment|the McMahons]] aren't like this...<br />

''([[Jump Cut]] to a picture of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|the NERV emblem]] with the caption {{smallcapssmall-caps|WWE Booking Meeting}})''<br />

** [[Wrestler/Sting (wrestling)|Some men]] should stop watching ''[[The Dark Knight]]'' and retire already. [[Take That|Burn]].

* 144: An announcer botches [[Wrestler/Raven (wrestling)|Raven]]'s entrance, and it's all downhill from there.

* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda: MajorasMajora's Mask]]'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:

{{quote| '''Mask Salesman''': [[Oh, No, Not Again|Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it?]] ''(pissed-off face)''}}

** [[Wrestler/Sting (wrestling)|Sting]] gatecrashes a match ... or does he?

* #164, in response to the atrocious [[Wrestler/Sting (wrestling)|Sting]] vs. [[Jeff Hardy]] match, [[Jim Cornette]] [[Twitter|tweeted]], "Just watched TNA...I have to come up with a new face." Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "[[Ren and Stimpy|Happy Happy Joy Joy]]".

** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''[[NFL Blitz]]'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the [[Montreal Screwjob]], the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of [[Eddie Guerrero]] with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your [[Freeze -Frame Bonus|pause finger is fast enough]].

* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[Robo CopRoboCop]], [[Lucky Star (Anime)|Konata Izumi]], [[Captain Ersatz|Arachniman]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]], [[Pokémon (Animeanime)|Ash Ketchum]], etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).

{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' WHAT?!}}

{{quote| '''Fans:''' KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? BRADEN WALKER!}}

{{quote| '''Fans:''' CHAD SUCKS! CHAD SUCKS!}}

{{quote| '''King:''' McMahon! I'm about to punch somebody's lights out right now!<br />

{{quote| WHAAAT?!}}

* 184: A match from the [[Giftedly Bad|Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (Video Game)|Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' version of [[Soundtrack Dissonance|Zero's theme from]] ''[[Mega Man X (Video Game)|Mega Man X]] 2'' blaring in the background.

{{quote| '''[[Booker T]]''': Hip bone connected to the leg bone!<br />

{{quote| '''[[Jim Cornette|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O 'Brien]]'s [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{smallcapssmall-caps| Dear Maffew: Please stop using [[CZW]] clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face.}}<br />

{{quote| '''Mr. Anderson:''' AAAASSSHOOOOLLES!!!}}

** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]'':

{{quote| '''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk!<br />

''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''<br />

* 192: [[Kane (Wrestlingwrestling)|Kane]] scares Coach right off his chair.

** A typical [[CZW]] setup is turned on its ear when {{spoiler|it instead cuts to [[Chuck Norris]] at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to [[Conan O 'Brien]], only with [[Vince Russo]]'s head superimposed over his, with "SWERVE" as the caption}}. It then goes into CZW as normal.

* 194: [[Animaniacs (Animation)|And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea."]] Or, as Maffew describes it, "[[Wimp Fight|These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake]]."

*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.

* 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit [[K Os]]KOs his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.

{{quote| '''Sandman:''' Hey! ''(to the crowd)'' Tell my mom--am I'm in the middle of a match?!<br />

''(crowd cheers)''<br />

{{quote| '''[[Jim Ross]]:''' I never said I was a rapper!}}

{{quote| De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week! }}

** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (Filmfilm)|Ed Wood]]''.

{{quote| '''Bela:''' ''VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! '''POOL DA STRINK'''!''<br />

** The [[CZW]] clips are setup with [[Randy Orton]]'s theme playing (specifically "{{smallcapssmall-caps|I Hear Voices in My Head, They Counsel Me, They Understand, They Talk to Me}}). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him.

** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go Withwith That|He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].''

{{quote| '''Steen''': I'll tell ya one thing...[[Worthy Opponent|I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off]].}}

{{quote| [[Father Ted|"How does that gobshite get on the television?!"]]}}

{{quote| '''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...<br />

''([[Conan O 'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)''<br />

'''SFX''': {{smallcapssmall-caps|JEEZUS!}} }}

{{quote| '''Peppy''': Okay, now shoot the switcher!<br />

'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!<br />

''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''<br />

'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O 'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{smallcapssmall-caps|JEEZUS!}}<br />

* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team (TV)|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]]