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''Click [[Brian Blessed/Self Demonstrating|here]]. Receive [[Large Ham|ham]].''
 
Perhaps best known in America as Prince Vultan of the Hawkmen in the ''[[Flash Gordon (film)|Flash Gordon]]'' movie ("GORDON'S ALIVE?!" "DIIIIIIIIIVVEEEEE!!"), he is widely regarded as one of the [[Large Ham|Largest Hams]] in existence. However, he is by nature a stage actor, and his hamming is by design, not by ineptitude or accident. As he has proven on (very) occasional films, he is actually capable of delivering a subtle and understated performance; he just usually doesn't bother (and is probably aware of why people hire him). His crowning moment of hamness is the ''[[Blake's Seven7|Blakes Seven]]'' episode "Cygnus Alpha" in which just about every line he speaks could be replaced with "Did somebody order a [[Large Ham]]?". He keeps in shape by climbing up large mountains. About the only thing on Earth larger than BRIAN BLESSED is Mount Everest, which he has attempted to scale three times without quite reaching the summit each time. No doubt due to his hamminess causing an avalanche to send him tumbling down (he had to rescue a companion who broke his leg on one occasion, halting a mere (mountain climbing terms) few hundred feet from the summit, according to that nice [[Stephen Fry|Mr Fry]], [[QI|off of the telly]]).
 
In 1977, he appeared as the villainous hunter Brod in the third season ''[[Survivors (TV series)|Survivors]]'' episode "Law of the Jungle". He put in a performance that for anyone else would be over the top. For him, it qualifies as ''subtle''. "You're not a tax inspector, are you, Charlie?!"
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He's also appeared in [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] animated adaptation of ''[[Tarzan]]'' as Clayton, and went on to repeat the same role in ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]''. His performance was still quite hamlike. He also provided the "Tarzan yell" for the film. His voice performance of Boss Nass (the Gungan king) in ''[[Star Wars]]: [[The Phantom Menace]]'' was equally over the top and possibly the most fun performance in the entire movie. Additionally, he narrated ''[[Viking: Battle for Asgard]]'' in which his narration stole the show and catapulted said game into the halls of awesome!
 
He also appeared in original series [[Doctor Who]]: ([[Doctor Who/Recap/S23 E2/E02 Mindwarp|"Trial of a Time Lord: Mindwarp"]]) and uttered the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1k-pvCZ2Kw immortal line]: "Today prudence shall be our watchword. Tomorrow we shall soak the land in blood!" Hamtastic! He then ended up either killing Peri after she got a slug's brain transferred into it, but then actually marrying her, coming from The Valeyard and The Master, who are both [[Unreliable Narrator|Unreliable Narrators]]. Hell, he might have done both; he's just that sort of guy. It was here that he met his only true rival for loudest being in the universe. [[Impossibly Tacky Clothes|The Sixth Doctor and his coat.]] ''Mindwarp'' is regarded by some as being the hammiest production ever.
 
He had no lines in the almost-dialogue-free short film ''Exam Conditions'', and still managed to be the loudest person in the film.
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He taught [[MacGyver]] archaeology as part of Mac's [[Expansion Pack Past]] as seen in the ''Lost Treasure of Atlantis'' telemovie.
 
He has also been sighted presenting [[Unbeatable Banzuke]], enthusiastically, in the guise of "Banzuke Brian" attired in what appears to be red plastic faux-samurai armour several sizes too small, on the UK's Challenge telly channel.
 
 
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You need a Brian Blessed [http://youtu.be/P0XCsdz5Ofs alarm clock].
 
Author [[Neil Gaiman]] is deadset on having Blessed play the role of Destruction in a movie adaptation of ''[[The Sandman]]'' comic series.
 
[[Happily Married]], he reportedly once accused his daughter's boyfriend of dating her to get close to him, he may have been joking. [[Old Friend]] of [[Patrick Stewart]] who he describes having known from age 9 and studying [[Shakespeare]] in his home. Mentions his father being adamant that his son wouldn't follow him down the mines.