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{{quote|''And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that. "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!" Well, I thought that was what an accident ''was!'' Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because [[Oh Crap|first you say it]], [[Bring My Brown Pants|then you do it!]]''|'''[[Bill Cosby]]''', ''Bill Cosby, Himself''}}
{{quote|"Fetch me old brown trousers
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me [[Curse Cut Short|sh--]]''Heave Ho''!"|"The Ballad of Old Redcoat", ''The Pyrates Royale''}}
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{{quote|''I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here...''|'''Isabela''' on the [[Haunted House]] level, ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}}
{{quote|'''Cat''': Forget red alert, lets go all the way to brown alert!
'''Kryten''': There's no such thing as brown alert.
'''Cat''': You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!|[[Red Dwarf]]}}
{{quote|'''Rimmer''': Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump
'''Hudson-10''': You're all... viable... targets
'''Rimmer''': ([[Oh Crap|gulps]]) Well, it's been a few years since I did that. |[[Red Dwarf]]}}
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