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{{quote|''Get my brown pants!''|'''Colin Mochrie''', ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?
{{quote|''The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before [[Shoot the Messenger|Kurt ripped his head off]].''|''[[
{{quote|"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.|''[[The Lords of Creation|In the Courts of the Crimson Kings]]'' by S. M. Stirling.}}
{{quote|''Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the [[Oh Crap|sudden horrified realization]] that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.''|''[[
{{quote|''And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that. "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!" Well, I thought that was what an accident ''was!'' Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because [[Oh Crap|first you say it]], [[Bring My Brown Pants|then you do it!]]''|'''[[Bill Cosby]]''', ''Bill Cosby, Himself''}}
{{quote|"Fetch me old brown trousers
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me [[Curse Cut Short|sh--]]''Heave Ho''!"|"The Ballad of Old Redcoat", ''The Pyrates Royale''}}
{{quote|"After that image, I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."|[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=32244&start=90 Unfiction post] on ''[[
{{quote|"[[Vince McMahon|McMahon]] 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"|'''[[Stone Cold Steve Austin]]'''}}
{{quote|"Wet yourselves and ''RUN''!"|'''[[Todd in
{{quote|''I am currently wetting my pants.''|'''Shiro Shinobi''' provides commentary even as {{spoiler|an Equalist invades his booth}}, ''[[
{{quote|''I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here...''|'''Isabela''' on the [[Haunted House]] level, ''[[
{{quote|'''Cat''': Forget red alert, lets go all the way to brown alert!
'''Kryten''': There's no such thing as brown alert.
'''Cat''': You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!|[[Red Dwarf]]}}
{{quote|'''Rimmer''': Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump
'''Hudson-10''': You're all... viable... targets
'''Rimmer''': ([[Oh Crap|gulps]]) Well, it's been a few years since I did that. |[[Red Dwarf]]}}
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