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* [[He-Man Woman Hater]]: What the metaphor in ''Anatomy of Hell'' presents men as; Oancitizen even namedrops this trope.

* [[Heroic Blue Screen of Death]]: After viewing ''Freddy Got Fingered''.

* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: [[In Universe]]. ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' features a creature that Kyle can only describe as a "[[The Human Centipede|human centipede]]".

* [[Hollywood Nerd]]: [http://twitter.com/#!/KyleKallgren/status/86564777190629376 When not wearing his trademark suit,] he makes one hell of a type 2.

* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: In ''[[What Is It]]?''

{{quote| '''Oancitizen''' (in shock): '''''NAKED NAZI [[Shirley Temple]] MASTURBATING WITH A RIDING CROP!'''''}}

** ''[[Perfume (Literature)|Perfume]] - The Story of A Murderer'' actually managed to '''[[Broke the Rating Scale|break]]''' the censor bar.

* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: An on-screen message pops up during {{spoiler|'90s Kid}}'s rant about the finer aspects of ''The Doom Generation'' to tell us that his words were actually part of the film's marketing.

* [[Precision F-Strike]]: "Jean-Claude Brisseau, '''fuck you.'''"

* [[Pretty Fly for A White Guy]]: His rap at the end of the ''Ghost Dog'' review.

* [[Psychic Nosebleed]]: Happens as Oancitizen struggles to talk about ''A Serbian Film'''s messages... then he [[Despair Event Horizon|snaps out]]. (in the bloopers, Kyle points out that given how much corn syrup he put on his nose for the scene, that could have been actual blood!)

* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]: '''''GET....ME...[[Nuke'Em|NATO!]]'''''

'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Oan:]]''' ...and our bad writers are bad at writing. }}

* [[Ship Tease]]: Between him and his [[It Makes Sense in Context|trashcan.]]

** The line "OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" is a famous quote from [[Sid Meier]]'s ''[[Civilization]]''.

** The "Lecture Alarm", explained that he got it from the same guys who made [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]'s Continuity Alarm. He ends up breaking it during ''[[Gerry (Film)|Gerry]]''.

** In his review of ''Prospero's Books'', after a scene that's supposed to be particularly meaningful, Oan halfheartedly raises his arms and blandly states "[[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|...Symbolism.]]"

** In his review of ''Trash Humpers'' he says he's expecting one of them to start a 90-minute ''[[Star Wars]]'' review. [[Red Letter Media|"Oh my god! What's wrong with your face?!"]] He also describes ''Trash Humpers'' as "a film which dares to make a return to that wonderful aesthetic known as, oh, what's the phrase, [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|'shot on shitteo?']]"

** In his ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' review; "Maybe you oughtta try your hand at writing pornography." "I tried. Nobody liked my ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'' [[Slash Fic]]. [[Bennett the Sage|Apparently, people think eating poop is weird.]]"

* [[Shown Their Work]]: Oancitizen makes a point of extensively researching the films he reviews, as he feels they deserve a thought out analysis.