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You may get a couple of letters from [[Animal Wrongs Group|PETA]] and a severe hoof-to-the-head concussion, but frankly [[This Is Gonna Suck|you should just expect that going in.]] Also, there is the disquieting but [[Serious Business|debated]] idea that, as [http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=496400 Dan Savage points out], an animal cannot give consent... You know... In case you weren't already reaching for the [[Brain Bleach]].
For some reason, the [[Land of My Fathers and Their Sheep|Welsh]] appear to be the most [[Acceptable Target]] for this trope, especially concerning sheep. The same also commonly applies to people from Dumfries and Aberdeen among the British. Also, Australians and New Zealanders seem to be fond of accusing each other of excessive fondness for said animal. Sometimes also alleged toward Bedouins and other groups who have long nights alone in the desert with no company except goats and camels. The American version is usually aimed at rednecks.
For the trope where people remember something naughty the character did and ''nothing else'' about the character who did it, see [[Never Live It Down]].
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** That's only the latest update of a joke that's at least as old as colonialism in the Middle East.
* Another joke describes a young shepherd who, lonely with the long hours alone in the fields with his sheep, was horrified to find himself starting to cast sideways glances at his charges. He asked an older, more experienced shepherd for advice, and was told to train a vicious dog to attack him if he started disrobing around the sheep. He did so, but the loneliness continued, until one day he heard a woman screaming off in the distance. Tracking down its source, he found a beautiful maiden who had been chased up a tree by a pack of wolves. After the shepherd and his dog chased away the wolves, the maiden asked if there were anything she could do to repay him. "Actually there is," he replied. {{spoiler|"Can you keep this dog distracted for about ten minutes?"}}
* A similar joke goes: a tired traveler is crossing a vast desert on his camel, and thinks to himself, "I haven't had sex for days...I'll make do with this camel." However, the camel won't stay still to allow him to have sex with it. Suddenly, three beautiful women appear out of nowhere. "You look lost," one says. "Can I help you?" Yes, the traveler says. "Could you please help me hold down the camel?"
* A gentleman stops by a biker bar and notices a large jar full of twenty dollar bills sitting on a high shelf. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender tells him that anyone who likes can put a twenty in the jar and then attempt to win the pot by completing three tasks: defeating the toughest biker in the bar in a fistfight, performing some amateur dentistry on the bartender's vicious dog which has a sore tooth, and sexually satisfying the bartender's hideously ugly nymphomaniac wife. The man drops a twenty in the jar, walks over to the biker and knocks him out with one punch. He strides confidently the back room, where the bartender hears his dog give out the most pitiful howl he's ever heard. The man returns and asks the bartender, {{spoiler|"Okay, now where's that ugly lady with the sore tooth?"}}
** There's a variation of that in Finland: A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian were visiting Greenland, and decided to have a wager of toughness: they had to drink a keg of vodka, kill a polar bear barehanded and make love to an Eskimo woman. The Swede and the Norwegian failed in humiliating ways, but the Finn drank down the entire keg and left off to find a polar bear. Hours later he comes back covered in tears and scratches and asks: {{spoiler|"Nhow wheresh that Eshkhimo I wash shupposhed to kill?"}}
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** And even now she is still trying to live it down; her girlfriend at one point mentions use of a koala mask during sex.
** Not to mention that, when she starts gaining more fame as an actress, the studio made sure the Koala was kept out of the picture - by paying it off.
* ''[[8-Bit Theater
{{quote|'''Black Mage:''' ''Why'' is that your answer for everything? '''''How''''' is that your answer for everything?!}}
* The only reason the protagonists of ''[[Exterminatus Now]]'' [[Ultimate Job Security|manage to remain employed]] is due to them blackmailing their employer, Inquisition Commander Schaefer, with the knowledge of his [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040723.html chicken] [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040312.html fetish]. He makes it [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20050630.html almost too easy] at times.
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== Web Original ==
* Victoria of ''[[The Twilight Chronicles]]'' is heavily hinted to have slept with Jacob's dog. It's more or less confirmed a few episodes later when Carlisle mentions that he left Mexico because Victoria wanted to bring dogs into their sex life.
* Amaranth in ''[[Tales of MU]]'' is bound by her nature to have sex with intelligent beings who want it. She sends her goddess burnt offerings of reports on animal cognition in the hopes of having the definition expanded.
* Possibly deconstructed by the short web series, ''[[There She Is]]''; the manner of revulsion from the public caused by a relationship between a rabbit and a cat seems to be portrayed somewhere between [[Fantastic Racism]] and straight up bestiality. Especially deconstructed because the rationale behind such an extreme hatred is completely lost on the viewer.
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* When ''[[The Cinema Snob]]'' reviewed ''[[Island Of Death]]'', he couldn't get past the fact that the male character did, in fact, screw a goat.
* ''[[Welshy]]'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[Running Gag|his sister]], and a goat.
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode] of ''[[What
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