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[[File:zee_parrot_133.jpg|link=Cyanide and Happiness (Webcomic)|frame|[[Double Entendre|Looks like Polly just scored herself a cracker.]]]]
 
 
{{quote|''"You have no right to judge me! You weren't there! I was a stupid teenager! [[I'm a Man, I Can't Help It|I was horny!]] And it was a really cute horse!"''|'''Sweden''', ''[[Scandinavia and The World (Webcomic)|Scandinavia and The World]]''}}
 
Want to mark a character as a sexual deviant, but don't want to run into the [[Unfortunate Implications]] that tropes like the [[Depraved Homosexual]] or [[Depraved Bisexual|Bisexual]] or the [[Psycho Lesbian]] have? Simple. Imply that they have a sexual interest in farm animals.
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== Anime and Manga ==
* ''[[Full Metal Panic (Light Novel)|Full Metal Panic]]: The Second Raid'' has a scene where Gates was apparently masturbating to the sight of ''kittens'' (that or he was watching something else and just switched channels when he was interrupted).
* In ''[[Zero no Tsukaima (Light Novel)|Zero no Tsukaima]]'', Louise famously accuses Saito of being willing to poke [http://www.japanator.com/elephant/photo.phtml?post_key=8421&photo_key=4699 anything that stays still long enough]: "Maid, dog, cat, goat!"
* In ''[[Nerima Daikon Brothers (Anime)|Nerima Daikon Brothers]]'', both Ichiro and Yukika are ''very'' attracted to [[Pandaing to Thethe Audience|Pandaikon]].
* Sorta played around in ''[[My Balls (Manga)|My Balls]]'' with Asmodeus, the sheep demon and Kohta at one instance. May also count for Beezlebub, Lamia and Minotaur.
* ''[[Tsukihime (Visual Novel)|Tsukihime]]'' made an [[Ascended Meme]] out of the line "That's all right... A cat is fine, too". (Context: A dojinshi portrays Shiki as a [[Memetic Molester]] who wants to do [[Black Comedy Rape|terrible things]] to Len. When Len tries to escape via transforming into a cat, Shiki utters that immortal line.)
* Erika from ''[[Manga/After School Sex Slave Club|After School Sex Slave Club]]'' loses her virginity to a pig in front of an audience.
* In the "[[Lupin III (Manga)/Recap/S2 E35|Gorilla Tactics]]" episode of ''[[Lupin III (Anime)|Lupin III]]'', Lupin (in disguise) taunts Zenigata about an unwanted affectionate encounter he had with a gorilla the previous evening.
 
 
== Comic Books ==
* The joke at the top of the page is replicated nearly word for word in ''[[Transmetropolitan (Comic Book)|Transmetropolitan]]'' (except it's a janitor in a convention hall and not a farmer) with throwaway character "Bill Chimpfucker".
* ''[[Cartoon History of the Universe]]'' describes the process of domestication thus: "Men and sheep grew ''very'' close".
{{quote| '''Shepherd''' (hugging a sheep): Darling!<br />
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** In the Brazilian translation, it's actually kangaroos.
** This eventually led to the famous ''[[Nextwave (Comic Book)|Nextwave]]'' cover parody of the ''[[Civil War (Comic Book)|Civil War]]'' event, which read "Mark Millar Licks Goats". Millar apparently took it in stride.
* Deconstructed in [[Alan Moore (Creator)|Alan Moore]]'s ''[[Swamp Thing (Comic Book)|Swamp Thing]]'' run. After pictures of her and (the admittedly anthropomorphic) Swamp Thing are shown in newspapers, Abigail Cable is arrested for her relationship and charged with "crimes against nature", the laws that would usually be used to prosecute the aforementioned screwers of farm animals. She's arrested, fired from her job, her reputation is ruined, everyone starts treating her like a horrible sex offender, and Swampy is forced to cover almost the entirety of Gotham in greenery in order to secure her release. It is up to Batman to point out that if the authorities are going to arrest everyone in [[The DCU]] who has a relationship with a non-human, and it's the delivery that just ''nails'' it as a '''literal''' [[Space Whale Aesop]]. Eventually we '''''will''''' run into intelligent non-humans, and perhaps the biggest part of [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]] is whether or not we believe them - or they believe us - worthy of [[The Power of Love|love]].
{{quote| '''Batman:''' I '''mean''', if you want to take this all the '''way''', '''non-humanity''' doesn't ''end'' with the ''Swamp Thing''. Let me '''see...''' You'll possibly have to arrest '''[[Hawkman]]...''' and '''[[Metamorpho (Comic Book)|Metamorpho]]...''' ...And there's also '''Starfire''', from the '''[[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Titans]]'''. '''Her''' race evolved from '''[[Catgirl|cats]]''', I believe... The '''[[Martian Manhunter]]''', obviously. [[Captain Atom (Comic Book)|Captain Atom]] '''[[Captain Atom (Comic Book)|Atom]]'''... And then of course there's '''what's-his-name'''... the one who lives in '''[[Superman (Franchise)|Metropolis]]'''.}}
** Played to comedic effect in the DC Universe-based online role-plays of JLA_Watchtower and [[DC Nation (Roleplay)|DC Nation]]. The characters are taking the 5,000-question online "purity test," and Gar Logan's girlfriend (an OC who is an animal-based shape-shifter like he is) quips, "Honey, just how DO we answer those bestiality questions?"
* Also gets a deconstructive nod in ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]].'' Beast's already blue and furry, but when he undergoes a secondary mutation that leaves him looking more feline than hominid, his girlfriend breaks up with him because the tabloids start comparing the relationship to bestiality.
* A favorite of [[Garth Ennis]], particularly in ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'', where Jesus de Sade, the world's wealthiest and most accomplished pervert, is offered an armadillo on a silver platter by his manservant. De Sade is also stated to have sodomized all the city zoo's larger quadrupeds, leading to the armadillo incident above. Also, during the party thrown by De Sade, we see a guy in the stocks surrounded by sheep, saying "Do it, you sluts!".
** ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' is chock full of people having sex with weird stuff, including but not limited to: A chicken, a salmon, an armadillo, [[Cargo Ship|a birthday cake]] and a [[Nausea Fuel|bunch of meat stacked up to vaguely resemble a giant woman]]. At least 3 of these by the same character.
* In ''[[Batman (Franchise)|Batman]]: Dark Allegiances'', an [[Elseworld|Elseworlds]] story set in the 1930s, one character keeps insinuating that there is a blue movie of actress Kitty Graymalkin (a.k.a. [[Catwoman (Comic Book)|Catwoman]]) having unnatural relations with a Rottweiler.
* ''[[Ramba]]'': In one scene in "Violent Death", Ramba has her pet cat Lucifer lick her vagina after finding out she has another target to assassinate.
 
 
== Fan Fic ==
* The [[So Bad It's Good|stunningly surreal]] ''[[Final Fantasy VII (Video Game)|Final Fantasy VII]]'' fic ''[[Chocobo Nights (Fanfic)|Chocobo Nights]]'' features Tifa having sex with a chocobo. Yeah.
* ''[[Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Fanfic)|Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen]]'' features Jasper Cullen having a threesome with a human named Vince and the [[Mary Sue]] heroine's sidekick. This would be all very well, if not for the fact that the sidekick is an apparently non-anthropomorphic panda.
 
 
== Film ==
* ''[[Black Sheep the(2006 Movie (Filmfilm)|Black Sheep the Movie]]''. The older brother's relationship with a certain sheep has a bonus of being [[Incest Is Relative|incestuous]].
* The factor that changes the entire plot of ''[[American Pie (Film)|American Pie]] Presents: Beta House''.
* In ''[[Kingpin]]'', the heroes have Vanessa Angel [[Distracted Byby the Sexy]] bowling opponents. It mostly works, except with a team of farmers. So they bring in this sheep...
* In ''[[Kinsey]]'', a sex researcher asks a heavily accented man about his first sexual experience, and he says what sounds like "with a horse." Stunned, the researcher asks more about the man's sexual experimentation with animals, to which the man exclaims "It's true, I fucked a pony. How did you know?" Turns out he had said "with ''whores''" the first time.
** And then there's.... that one guy. [[Parental Incest|Who first time had a sex with his mother when he was ten]], and things go downhill from there; [[Incest Is Relative|14 members of his]] [[Brother-Sister Incest|immediate family]], several thousand people, including hundreds of prepubescent children of both sexes, and [[Anything That Moves|a whole list of various species of animals]].
* ''[[Pink Flamingos]]'': Crackers sure does seem to have a thing for those chickens.
* In a brief scene in the city from ''[[Conan the Barbarian]]'', Conan and Subotai have a good laugh over a guy screwing a llama.
* The 2009 ''[[Star Trek (Filmfilm)|Star Trek]]'' movie has Uhura invoke this while snubbing Kirk's advances:
{{quote| '''Uhura:''' Oh, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.<br />
'''Kirk:''' Well, not ''only''. }}
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* In ''Night on Earth'', a cab driver (Roberto Benigni) confesses to his priest passenger that he's had sex with both a pumpkin and a sheep, going into lurid detail about said acts. The confession proves too much for the priest to take, and he has a heart attack and dies.
* In ''[[The Animal]]'' the protagonist (who has animal organs implanted in him) gets sexually attracted to a goat in heat, [[Played for Laughs]].
* This trope is the main joke in ''[[Fierce Creatures]]'', where a comedy of errors occurs that repeatedly involve [[Jamie Lee Curtis]] walking in on [[John Cleese (Creator)|John Cleese]], women, and various livestock.
* ''[[District 9 (Film)|District 9]]'' anybody?
** After Wikus flees the [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]] and his goons, the media reports that he was seeking out alien whores. Every human he talks to after that for the rest of the movie comments on his alien sex.
** People think that {{spoiler|Wikus' steady transformation into an alien}} is due to an alien STD.
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** There's also a persistent rumor about Joyce's alleged fondness for dogs...
* Ferrol Sams' book ''Run With The Horseman'' has the character nicknamed "Moo Cow" for this reason.
* [[John Ringo]] plays with this quite literally in ''[[Paladin of Shadows (Literature)|Unto the Breach]]'', where one of the village elders essentially comments that [[Never Live It Down|it was just one goat...]]
* From ''The Xenophobe's Guide To The Welsh'', a joke apparently told by the Welsh themselves:
{{quote| "Have you heard? Old Jones the farmer has been found interfering with a sheep!"<br />
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* Towards the end of ''[[The Takeshi Kovacs Series|Altered Carbon]]'', the main character is fighting his way through an exclusive hangout for sexual deviants, and he finds a battered-looking dog and a man who did ''something'' unpleasant to it (and who incidentally has his pants down.) The main character shoots the man in the head (nonlethal, given the futuristic setting, but quite an unpleasant experience.) This is treated as a [[Pet the Dog]] moment.
* ''[[The Emigrants]]'' features a serious version. Arvid the farmhand gets into the bad graces of the farmer's old mother. To dirty Arvid's name, she spreads a rumor that he does unknowable things to one of the cows. This becomes Arvid's motivation to emigrate to America.
* [[John Donne (Creator)|John Donne]]'s "Satire IV", which skewers gossipy would-be courtly types, references this one:
{{quote| Who wasts in meat, in clothes, in horse, he notes;<br />
Who loves Whores, who boyes, and who goats. }}
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== Live-Action TV ==
* In the final episode of ''[[Black AdderBlackadder]]'' II, the German Prince [[Hugh Laurie|Ludwig]] reveals that the sheep [[Stephen Fry|Melchett]] had... relations with, was actually him in brilliant disguise.
** Subverted later in the episode, when he's revealing how he knows Queen Elizabeth. It really looks like he's going to reveal that he was her horse and she had sex with him, but then it turns out that he was the German stable lad, and she didn't sleep with him. Her relationship with the horse appears purely platonic.
** In the premier episode of series one, Edmund is secretly nursing Henry Tudor back to health in his room, hoping for a reward. His mother comes in, and when Edmund implies that there is someone in his bed, the Queen asks if it is a sheep. He denies this. Later on, to keep her from checking the bed he makes bleating noises. Her response: "Oh, Edmund. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|It's the lying I find so hurtful]]."
* On ''[[The Golden Girls (TV)|The Golden Girls]]'', Uncle Nunzio and his 'pet' goat are repeatedly mentioned.
* One character in the first episode of ''[[Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire]]'' likes to have sex with horses.
* In the ''[[Torchwood (TV)|Torchwood]]'' episode "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", Captain John Hart expresses an attraction to poodles.
{{quote| '''Gwen:''' Do you ever stop?<br />
'''John:''' What, five minutes to live and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous...<br />
'''Gwen:''' That's a poodle!<br />
'''John:''' ''(growling)'' S'nice! }}
* In one episode of ''[[M*A*S*H (TV)|Mash]]'' [[The Vicar|Mulcahy]] keeps trying to describe ''The Yearling'' (a film that was going to be shown) 'about a tender relationship between a boy and a young deer', and each time, the character ([[Hypercompetent Sidekick|Radar]], [[A Father to His Men|Potter]], etc.) would respond with a "Oh yeah, like my (relative), except it was with a (mule, horse)" with an implication that their relative had a more intimate fondness with their chosen animal.
* ''[[Father Ted (TV)|Father Ted]]'': "No, No, Dougal, we must keep away from the idea that we're in love with the horse. It's more that we're friends with the horse."
* In ''[[Strangers With Candy (TV)|Strangers Withwith Candy]]'', Jerri Blank [[Noodle Incident|never quite got to explain what it was she did with the donkey in Tijuana]], but... it's Jerri. This trope was definitely involved.
* On ''[[The League of Gentlemen]]'' the Tattsyrup family are said to have a bit of pig in their ancestry (which turns up in their noses), and Hilary Briss is married to a cow. The extent of their relationship is unclear.
** A Local Book For Local People makes it [[It Got Worse|somewhat clearer]].
* In ''[[Phoenix Nights (TV)|Phoenix Nights]]'', there is strong innuendo that Keith Lard (a fire safety officer from Bolton) is into bestiality. He is led away by police, only to be released when an Alsatian fails to testify. In real life, Channel 4 had to apologize to Keith La'''i'''rd (a fire safety officer from Bolton) who claimed that his reputation was damaged by this show.
* Due to [[Moral Guardians]] standards and limited dialogue potential, this is one of the few sex crimes that has never been featured on ''[[Law and& Order: Special Victims Unit (TV)|Law and Order Special Victims Unit]]''. It has, however, been referenced in dialogue between sex-crimes investigators. "His father caught him alone with his new bride, Missy. Missy's a German shepherd."
* ''[[Manswers]]'' has taken this trope to its extreme, by investigating which animal's genitalia bear the closest resemblance to those of a human woman. Sheep were, of course, among the candidates researched. (Their conclusion? If you're kinky enough to care, it's {{spoiler|the dugong. At least, it could explain the [[Mermaid Problem]].}})
* In the first season of ''[[The Mighty Boosh (TV)|The Mighty Boosh]]'' many "intimate liaisons" with the zoo animals were implied. Howard warns Vince in one episode, not to get to close to any of the animals in the zoo bringing up the example of a (literal) fox in a nearby cage. which apparently was a "Mistake" according to Howard. Apparently in the Mighty Boosh world bestiality is a scandal more like a professor sleeping with a graduate student than how it's viewed in real life...
** This is probably because animals in the Boosh-verse are sapient. Most of them can talk, and are of comparable intelligence to the human characters. Not only are they capable of consenting to sex with humans, more than often they are the ones who ''instigate'' it (who can forget the scene where Vince gets raped by that panda?).
* In ''[[Sons of Anarchy]]'' after Tig spills his bike during a charity run and requires medical attention he's picked-up at the hospital by bounty-hunters over an outstanding warrant in Oregon. The charge? ...indecent exposure in a livestock transport.
* Owen, on ''[[The Vicar of Dibley (TV)|The Vicar of Dibley]]'', is initially implied to do this. When Radio Dibley ran a ''Moral Maze'' style programme on the topic "Is Sex With Poodles ''Always'' Wrong?", he was the one speaking in favour. By the end of the series, they'd done away with all pretense and flatout stated he was regularly having sex with animals, calling a sheep his girlfriend in one episode. Jim was also stated to be at least attracted to sheep. Luckily, by that point [[Refuge in Audacity]] had become a staple for pretty much every character who wasn't Geraldine or David.
* Referenced in ''[[Scrubs (TV)|Scrubs]]'':
{{quote| '''Dr Cox''': Don'cha see, Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.<br />
'''Elliot''': Dolphin ''trainer'' sex. My boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.<br />
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** In another episode, a client has an affair with Wendy... his cow. Which at one point leads Schmidt to say, "But you screw one cow..."
* Subverted with the usual sense of taste in an episode of ''[[The Sarah Silverman Program]]''. Sarah is arrested for bestaility when she's caught licking her dog's asshole... which she only does because [[Squick|apparently, it tastes delicious]].
* The performers on ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV)|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'' tend to [[Running Gag|default to sheep]] if they ever bring up this trope.
** Colin's apparently random bestiality cracks are a [[Running Gag]] of sorts. ([http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ This] clip is [[Crowning Moment of Funny|a shining example]].)
** Ryan manages to outdo him [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-rnUMh8as#t=1m18s by pure accident]...
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'''Ryan''': I mean as friends! }}
** It should be noted that the UK series wasn't above this (as the mention of Welsh in the foreword indicates), and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK1rMmoANI&feature=related merely picking 'sheep' for a suggestion made the jokes unavoidable].
{{quote| Jim Sweeney: (translating Josie's [[As Long Asas It Sounds Foreign|faux-Albanian]]) "I like to stroke the big ones... Some of those sheep play really hard-to-get... (catches Josie in an [[Not What It Looks Like|unfortunate gesture]]) ...I think that speaks for itself..."}}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jz-NTAsDyQ "I'll give you one point for every time the sheep sound excited me..."] <ref>Which might actually be a case of [[Ho Yay]] instead, given that Ryan was making said sound...</ref>
* ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'': Lister complains that he's personally broken four of the five holy commandments he supposedly passed down to the Cat people; "I'd've broken the fifth, but there's no sheep on board."
* Mentioned in ''[[The Thick of It (TV)|The Thick of It]]'' when Malcolm gives Olly a bollocking for questioning one of his more unscrupulous schemes: "Don't start with the moral objections, you fuckin' [[Blue Peter]] badge-wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to fuckin' Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat that a whole village can [[Last-Second Word Swap|fuck]]!"
* Corky from ''[[Murphy Brown (TV)|Murphy Brown]]'' was first runner up at the Miss America contest, but got the crown when the winner was forced to resign. Why?
{{quote| '''Corky''': She told everyone she loved animals, but who would have thought to take her literally?}}
* ''[[The Daily Show (TV)|The Daily Show]]'' started its [http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-3-2009/thank-you--south-carolina- "Thank You South Carolina" segment] after a man from there received press attention for having sex with a horse after having already pled guilty to having had sex with the same horse. And they happened to discover this on the heels of the Sanford scandal.
** ''[[The Colbert Report (TV)|The Colbert Report]]'' recently [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/343094/august-02-2010/alpha-dog-of-the-week---david-h--brooks covered] the case of the absurd [[Conspicuous Consumption]] of [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|military contractor David Brooks]] and managed to imply he's been raping his horses (because his reaction to the problem of a staffer testifying against him was to go to his racehorse veterinarian and ask for a "memory-erasing pill").
* Gonzo of ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' has an on-again, off-again relationship with both anthropomorphic Muppet hen as well as real cows and hens.
* Referenced in ''[[Lexx]]'': "It's all here. You have babes, boys, beasts, thinner, fatter, hunks, chunks, monks, twins dipped in batter, the wiggle, the jiggle, the oo-la-la, people to spank you, and sheep to go baa" - Schlemmi, Luvliner
* One episode of ''[[QI]]'' has Stephen Fry ask, "What is the difference between a Carlisle Surprise, a Reverse Canterbury Delight, and a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?" Welsh comedian Rob Brydon attacks Stephen for "institutionalized racism that is accepted when it's addressed at the Welsh," answers the last bit by saying you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff "a leisure center," then castigates the other panelists and the audience for laughing.
* A characteristically bizarre subversion on ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'': a teenage boy came to the clinic asking for drugs to kill his sex drive, claiming it was because he was very attracted to cows and didn't know how much longer he could hold out. Turned out it was actually his hot stepmother he was attracted to. And he didn't want to admit that. So he pretended he was into cows. Okay.
** Also, one time, House was talking with Thirteen and another female doctor in his office, while on his computer. The female doctor looks at the computer screen (which cannot be seen) and gets a noticeably squicked out expression. House asks her, "do you have a problem with the naked female form?" Thirteen then says "I just don't think she's used to seeing it spooning with the naked ''dolphin'' form." This being House, it was most likely a ploy to get them to go away faster. Probably.
** In another episode, a clinic patient has a skin condition normally found in horses and related quadrupeds. When she says she's an actress, House jumps to certain conclusions about her "art." {{spoiler|In fact, she is playing the Virgin Mary in a live-action Christmas pageant, in which she [[Un Entendre|rides a donkey]].}}
* In ''[[Trailer Park Boys]]'', Ricky randomly tries to make a joke about this to Julian, completely unrelated to what they were doing at the time.
* Probably innumerable examples on ''[[Saturday Night Live (TV)|Saturday Night Live]]'', but two that stand out include a census worker interviewing an addled [[Christopher Walken]], who reveals that his wife is a bobcat; and a spoof of daytime talk shows that send unruly teens to boot camps, in which [[Christina Ricci]] plays a girl whose mother catches her playing with the family dog, and is afraid that she will give birth to "biracial dog babies".
** On one show, Woody Harrelson heads a trio of lonesome singing cowboys - one lyric being "And the horse starts to look good by the campfire..."
* On ''[[Boy Meets World (TV)|Boy Meets World]]'' there is a [[Flash Forward]] to a potential future in which the whole gang had broken up and in this future [[Cloudcuckoolander|Eric]] became an insane [[The Hermit|hermit]] living in the woods who married a moose. Hopefully it was a platonic marriage...
* ''[[The Big Bang Theory (TV)|The Big Bang Theory]]'' gives us the following exchange:
{{quote| '''Raj''': I'm telling you dude, the only way to make you feel better about Penny going out with other guys, is for you to get back on the whores.<br />
'''Howard''': ... "horse".<br />
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== Music ==
* [[GWAR (Music)|GWAR]]'s "Fuckin' an Animal" fits this in as strict a sense as possible. Their song "Sexecutioner" does so a little bit more subtly.
* "Music/Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)" (a parody of an [[ACDC (Music)|ACDC]] song). That is all.
* [["Weird Al" Yankovic (Music)|Weird Al Yankovic]]. "Virus Alert". One of the dreaded features of the virus is that it will "make you physically attracted to sheep". Maybe not as bad as causing a major rift in time and space, but still...
** The bickering couple in "Jerry Springer" have cheated on each other with (among others) her dog Woofie and his pet goat.
{{quote| "That goat doesn't love you!"}}
* From [[Tom Lehrer (Music)|Tom Lehrer]]'s introduction to his song "[[South of the Border|In Old Mexico]]": "His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they.. caught him at it one day..."
* From John Butler's "Hand of the Almighty"
** - Now Ray was full aware/that some sheep were over there/and he knew them in the biblical sense!"
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{{quote| "And every last one is female,<br />
'Cos there ain't nothing strange about me!" }}
* "Baby Ice Dog" by [[Blue OysterÖyster Cult (Music)|Blue Oyster Cult]], in which it is implied that the narrator not only slept with, but also [[Crosses the Line Twice|pimped out his husky.]]
* "So What?" by Anti-Nowhere League (popularized by [[Metallica (Music)|Metallica]]'s cover of it), includes, [[Bawdy Song|among other obscenities]] "And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down his throat!"
* The Brazilian song "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXpi1_mejQ Mundo Animal]", by [[Refuge in Vulgarity]] experts Mamonas Assassinas, opens with what could be translated as:
{{quote| Eating armadillo is good<br />
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The animal's too short<br />
That's why I prefer the goats }}
** It should be noted that "eating" is a slang for, [[Intercourse Withwith You|you know...]]
* Many of [[Wesley Willis (Music)|Wesley Willis]]' songs deal with bestiality ("Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Drink a Camel's Cum"). A schizophrenic, Willis believed that demons were tormenting him, and that the songs would disgust the demons enough to leave him alone.
* The popular Ren Fair song [[Intercourse Withwith You|Roll Your Leg Over]] features the lyric:
{{quote| "Some people wonder why Scotsmen like sheep/ 'Tis only because [[Gag Penis|we need something that deep]]."}}
* "The Lonely Shepherd" by [[Pig With theThe Face of A Boy (Music)|Pig With the Face ofOf A Boy]] is about a shepherd who slept with another shepherd's wife, and then starts to feel a bit lonely...
* The Spaniard song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjUR5IEBKM "La Cabra"] (translated as "The Goat") from the gag band ''Los Farlopez'' is [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin]] {{spoiler|until ''they kill her'' after having too much sex with her.}}
 
 
== New Media ==
* In ''[[DoctorDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog]]'', the Bad Reverend's audition for the Evil League of Evil had him asserting against rumors (and his own mutterings) that he would not molest Bad Horse.
** And inverted when Bad Horse's letters include directions to "Make the Bad Horse gleeful/ Or [[Unusual Euphemism|he'll make you his mare]]!"
* Used in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7OAAP-4-g this] [[Youtube Poop (Web Animation)|Youtube Poop]]. (See 0:50)
* Notable Aversion: For all [[Nausea Fuel|its]] [[Brain Bleach|other]] [[Body Horror|crimes]] and despite its name, "[[Shock Site|Goatse.cx]]" does not concern this trope, or [[Word Salad Title|having anything even vaguely related to goats]]. This is because [[Fun Withwith Acronyms|Goatse is an abbreviation, which stands for (warning, vulgar)]] {{spoiler|[[Fun Withwith Acronyms|Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone]]}}.
 
 
== Newspaper Comic Collections ==
* In the book-only ''[[Dilbert (Comic Strip)|Dilbert]]'' collection ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert says that a mother has a lifetime right to tell embarrassing stories about her children. Cut to a woman, seated beside her grown son, asking someone "Did I ever tell you about Jeffrey's first visit to the zoo?...Well, Jeffrey was just reaching puberty and still confused about a lot of things..." The son begs her in anguish to stop, but to no avail: "And to this day he's still banned from the monkey cage area."
 
 
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* In October 1999, The Godfather tried to offer his hoes to Mideon before a match. Mideon stated "I don't do hoes, but do you have any farm animals?" Note that Mideon's former gimmick is that of Phineas I. Godwinn, a pig farmer.
** Then there was the following month on Thanksgiving when he allegedly [[Squick|had intercourse with a turkey]]...
* On a 2010 episode of TNA iMPACT!, [[Ric Flair (Wrestling)|Ric Flair]] made one of his infamous rambling promos, wherein he claimed to have had sex with Zenyatta. A race horse.
 
 
== Radio ==
* In an episode of ''[[Just a Minute (Radio)|Just a Minute]]'' recorded in Cardiff, one of the panelists was challenged for "deviating from the subject" because he was talking about sheep. He quickly responded "But sheep aren't considered a deviation in Wales."
 
 
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* One of [[Jeff Foxworthy]]'s "You Might be a Redneck"s is "If your parole states you can not own sheep".
* Jim Gaffigan, in a hidden track at the end of the album "Doing My Time," plays a character who talks about how he is always reminded of fucking a donkey when he returns home. His excuse: "I was drunk and he mumbled something."
* [[Ellen De GeneresDeGeneres]] did a bit about folks objecting to gay marriage stating "next thing, people will be marrying goats" and wondering why they always go there first thing. "Mom, Dad...this is Billy."
* Joe Rogan: "You don't fuck sheep because they're hot. You do it because they're that high and no one's looking. Or there's a guy with a camera and he's giving you money."
* In [[Bob Saget]]'s HBO Special ''That Ain't Right'', Bob goes on a long riff to randomly-picked audience member Jared, warning him about the dangers of fucking various animals, including goats, ostriches, turtles, and porcupines.
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== Tabletop Games ==
* ''[[Exalted (Tabletop Game)|Exalted]]'' features the Lunars, blessed of Luna and boon companions to the Solars. They generally have beast-like traits (including a "totem animal" they can change into at will), and with this comes the ability to breed [[Half-Human Hybrid|Beastmen]]. Thing is, to do it, one of the parties has to be bestial, and the other party has to be humanoid... and the Lunars can be either.
* The [[Beast Man|Gangrel]] clan sourcebook for ''[[Vampire: The Requiem (Tabletop Game)|Vampire: The Requiem]]'' has a historian claiming that the first Gangrel were made when barbarian kings had relations with animals, and were born of ancient sorcery playing on the twisted beings that emerged. Mind you, [[Multiple Choice Past|that may not be the truth]] (to put it mildly), but man, you can just see most of the clan walking out into sunlight if that turned out to be the truth, can't you?
** [-''"[[Half-Human Hybrid|The Conception]] of [[Werewolf: The Apocalypse (Tabletop Game)|the Garou]]"'', Size 2 (picture)<br />[[Vampire: The Masquerade (Tabletop Game)|Gangrel Kindred]] roll Generation with difficulty of Willpower and suffer successes as Aggravated (reflexive Fortitude soak possible);<br />[[Mad Oracle|Malkavian Kindred]] roll Willpower with difficulty of '''9''' to resist [[Laughing Mad|laughing uncontrollably]];<br />[[Aristocrats Are Evil|Ventrue Kindred]] roll the same roll as Malkavians to resist [[Vomit Indiscretion Shot|thowing up]];<br />[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse (Tabletop Game)|Garou and other Changing Breeds]] roll Willpower with difficulty of 8 to resist [[Heroic BSOD|para]][[Villainous BSOD|lysis]].<br />[[Curiosity Is a Crapshoot|For the curious]],it´s <ref>[[Wild Child|pre-embrace Ennoia (Gangrel Antedeluvian)]]/[http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ennoia her step-nephew.]</ref> Really. -]
 
 
== Theater ==
* Edward Albee's ''The Goat or Who Is Sylvia''.
* The Dauphin in Shakespeare's ''[[Henry V (Theatre)|Henry V]]'' is rather disconcertingly fond of his horse:
{{quote| '''Dauphin:''' I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: "Wonder of nature --"<br />
'''Constable:''' I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.<br />
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* In ''Rimers of Eldritch'', Skelly Manor first appears onstage with local boys baaing at him. Nothing explicit is stated and nothing is ever proven. It's used more to demonstrate Skelly's isolation from the town and how rumors move through it.
* Played for tragedy in ''Our Breath is as Light as a Hummingbird's Spine'', since there's no way to have sex with a bird. However, the main character does glue feathers and a beak onto a sex toy. (Decide for yourself whether that's [[Squick]], unintentionally funny, or just as pathetic as it's supposed to be.)
* The play ''[[Equus (Theatre)|Equus]]'' by Peter Schaffer concerns a young stablehand's issues with being virtually incapable to distinguish between affection for horses and sexual attraction, thanks to a screwed-up childhood. It being a drama piece, it's also pretty disturbing.
* In ''[[Rock of Ages (Theatretheatre)|Rock of Ages]]'', Dennis Du Pree uses this trope to convince Stacee Jaxx to play at his bar.
{{quote| '''Dennis:''' Remember the time we fucked that llama?}}
* This Troper was involved in a variety show where this trope was used almost verbatim. In this skit, a man is trying to get into the gates of heaven. He was a philanthropist and devout Christian, and he isn't sure why he's being denied entry.
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== Video Games ==
* A quest to disgrace a supermodel in ''[[Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines (Video Game)|Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines]]'' results in catching her in a threesome with a llama.
* In ''[[Total War (Video Game)|Rome: Total War]]'', if your general is constantly out on campaign, his retinue may eventually include a Pet Sheep.
{{quote| "Being away from home and loved ones... can be a lonely life."}}
* In ''[[No One Lives Forever]]'', when advancing through the corridors of the [[Big Bad]]'s base, you hear a man whispering love words to ''someone'', something like: "Now we are all alone..." Then you open a door and find that man alone with a goat. The man says: "Oh, hi...um, how did this goat got in here?" You have the option of shooting them both.
** Also, you find references to H.A.R.M. goons and their, ahem, “recreation” with sheep throughout the game.
* From ''[[Fallout 3 (Video Game)|Fallout 3]]'': The G.O.A.T. Whisperer.
** From ''[[Fallout New Vegas (Video Game)|Fallout: New Vegas]]'', you got Cook-cook, one of the [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|fiends]] leaders. Flamethrower wielding pyromaniac, psychotic, rapist, goes berserk when you kill Queenee, his Brahmin. It's not stated outright, but heavily implied he screwed it.
* In ''[[Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick Obscura (Video Game)|Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick Obscura]]'', you can visit a brothel. Turn down the offer for a girl a few times, [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|you get two]]. Turn that one down, you get... a sheep.
* In ''[[Overlord (Video Gameseries)|Overlord]]'', at one point you and your minions bust into the headquarters of a succubus-worshiping sex cult. Bust down one of the locked doors in the headquarters, and you'll find several cultists and a sheep.
* In ''[[Black and White (Video Game)|Black and White]]'', at one point you're asked to get specific supplies to help a troupe of very poor singers finish building their boat (specifically, wood and food). However, you can also drop off various other things, including a sheep. This elicits the response "Ah, a sheep! Sheep have many uses... and the voyage is long...".
** Ironically, if you drop off a woman, the response is much less enthusiastic.
*** They were likely trying to keep in theme with the time period and its superstitions. (Not that it wasn't merited, as you could always expect the ratio of men to outweigh the women. It was better to just ignore the problems such a situation could present.)
* '[[Assassin's Creed II (Video Game)|Assassin's Creed II]]'' has a mission where you deliver a message to a farmer, invoking [[The Bible (Literature)|Leviticus 18:23]]. You can guess what it refers to...
* In the video game of ''[[Monty PythonsPython's theThe Meaning of Life]]'', there's a part where clicking on something brings up "goat porn", and then [[Eric Idle]] starts yelling about, "Hey, everyone, look here right now! This guy likes goats!"
* Occurs within the first playable minute of ''[[Rogue Warrior]]'':
{{quote| '''[[Mission Control]]:''' What's your status?<br />
'''Dick Marcinko:''' It's a total goatfuck! }}
** As for what "goatfuck" means in Marcinko-ese, it means things have gone completely fubar.
* In ''[[Mass Effect 2 (Video Game)|Mass Effect 2]]'', if you try to talk to Mordin in the ''Normandy'', you may get this exchange:
{{quote| '''Shepard:''' Have you got a minute to talk?<br />
'''Mordin:''' Perhaps later. Trying to determine how Scale-itch got onto ''Normandy''. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...''unpleasant''... }}
** Current bets that [[Extreme Omnisexual|Kelly]] ''isn't'' somehow responsible are twenty to one, despite [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees/WMG|few wanting it]] [[Perverse Sexual Lust|to actually be true]].
* ''[[Dragon Age (Video Game)|Dragon Age]]: Origins'' has a brothel, where you can sleep with anything, ''anything''. When told by the Madam to "Surprise Me" one of the random options has you waking up in a daze with a goat that looks at you funny.
* ''[[Dragon Age II (Video Game)|Dragon Age II]]'' has a "Surprise Me" that ends in two nugs (some kind of rabbit/pig hybrid) that "avoid eye contact, trying to look busy".
* ''[[Gothic (Video Game)|Gothic]]'' has the annoying Mud, who follows you everywhere while telling annoying stories about himself. Among other things, he mentions that he was thrown in the prison colony for "liking animals too much".
** One of the ways in which you can taunt the warrior Kharim is suggesting that his father was having "fun" with sheep. Kharim's reply is an embarrassed "well, there were rumors..."
* One of the random conversations that [[NPC|NPCs]] can have in ''[[The Darkness (Videovideo Gamegame)|The Darkness]]'' is one NPC asking if he gave a moose a million dollars to have sex with him, would it work?
{{quote| '''Guy 1:''' If I gave a moose a million dollars would it have sex with me?<br />
'''Guy 2:''' Well it would have to some sort of genetically engineered smart moose for it to work.<br />
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'''Guy 2:''' Sweden is open about sexuality so they probably allow bestiality as well.<br />
'''Guy 1:''' Heh-heh...naughty Swedish mooses... }}
* There is something of a [[Running Gag]] among the ''[[World of Warcraft (Video Game)|World of Warcraft]]'' fanbase about the possible origins of [[A Load of Bull|the Tauren race]]. This was codified by the WoW machinima rendering of ''[[The Internet Is for Porn]]'', which concludes with the hilarious rebus: Human + Cow = Tauren.
** In an actual canon example; the night elves' goddess, Elune, who by all official accounts looks like a big glowing night elf woman, had an affair with the demigod Malorne, who's only known form was that of a giant(read, two hundred feet tall) stag. This resulted in the birth of Cenarius, who looked like a centaur with a night elf upper body and a stag lower body. Being that these are deities, this is justified; just look at the mythology examples above.
* ''[[Red Dead Redemption (Video Game)|Red Dead Redemption]]'' is fond of this: a stranger mission (entitled "Who Are You To Judge?") involves returning a horse to its ''very'' affectionate owner, who has named the horse 'Lucy' and refers to her as his "girl". The horse thief who accompanies you on said mission comments that her "daddy kept goats". And lastly there's an advertisement in the newspaper for a publication called ''Sexing Livestock Quarterly''. It sure is lonely out west...
** For the record, sexing chicks ([[Un Entendre|as in sorting males from females]]) is an actual job. Which isn't to say the makers of ''[[Red Dead Redemption (Video Game)|Red Dead Redemption]]'' aren't above a bit of [[Double Entendre]].
* In ''[[Video Game/Tony Hawk Pro Skater|Tony Hawk's Underground]]'', a police officer in Tampa, Florida pulls over your van for a busted tail light, expired license plate, and a "Cops push Mongo" bumper sticker, and your van gets impounded. While roaming the city later, you can find the same officer hiding behind a strip club standing behind a goat...
* ''[[Fable III (Video Game)|Fable III]]'': When the player has the option of searching [[Depraved Bisexual]] Reaver's bedroom, you can find caged chickens in there.
* ''[[Jagged Alliance (Video Game)|Jagged Alliance]] 2'' features the appropriately-named [[The Clan|Hicks clan]], an entire huge extended family of armed-to-the-teeth [[Corrupt Hick|Corrupt Hicks]]. Talking to them hints at their pastimes. One is terrorizing the local city, the other is cow tipping...
{{quote| '''Hick NPC''': ...but what you don't hear is what you can do with the cows afterward.}}
* More implied ([[Unfortunate Implications|or just unintentional]]) than direct, but [[Pokémon Black and White (Video Game)|Yamask]] is capable of breeding with Pokemon (who are the animals of the Pokemon world, [[Mons|of course]]) of the Amorphous or Mineral egg groups. [[Fridge Horror|Yamask were once]] ''[[Was Once a Man|human.]]'' [[Squick|Game Freak, ew. Just, ew.]]
** Same game, same category, there's a rumor apparently backed by [[Word of God|Hint of God]] that {{spoiler|[[Anti-Villain|N Harmonia]]}} is [[Half-Human Hybrid|the human son of a Pokemon]]. Said character is known to have a human father, therefore... {{spoiler|Possibly subverted when one of the other sages mentions that Ghetsis might not actually be N's father... but then, who or what was?}}
*** Made even weirder by the fact that the #1 suspect for his Pokemon parent, [[Fantastic Foxes|Zoroark]], does not belong to the Human-like egg group (despite being bipedal).
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** And then of course, there's... ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hhzpsj9ms This]''...
*** That's not the only one, note that [[Sociopathic Hero|Max]] is the one who is the most visibly creeped out by Tycho.
* And of course, ''[[Something Positive (Webcomic)|Something Positive]]'' had Monette and the koala... but in her defense, it wasn't so much bestialist tendencies as a combination of drunkenness and [[Really Gets Around|Really Getting Around]].
** And even now she is still trying to live it down; her girlfriend at one point mentions use of a koala mask during sex.
** Not to mention that, when she starts gaining more fame as an actress, the studio made sure the Koala was kept out of the picture - by paying it off.
* ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'': Red Mage. Animal Husbandry. That is all.
{{quote| '''Black Mage:''' ''Why'' is that your answer for everything? '''''How''''' is that your answer for everything?!}}
* The only reason the protagonists of ''[[Exterminatus Now (Webcomic)|Exterminatus Now]]'' [[Ultimate Job Security|manage to remain employed]] is due to them blackmailing their employer, Inquisition Commander Schaefer, with the knowledge of his [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040723.html chicken] [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040312.html fetish]. He makes it [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20050630.html almost too easy] at times.
* ''[[Ansem Retort (Webcomic)|Ansem Retort]]'' provides this gem:
{{quote| '''Sora:''' Where do mermaids come from?<br />
'''[[The Little Mermaid (Disney)|Ariel]]:''' Well, when a man loves a dolphin more than society says he should... }}
** In addition, Larxene got a fortune [[Watch It Stoned|blunt]] from Yuffie's Chinese restaurant which said "Small animals will bring you great happiness" and promptly added "... in bed!" Possibly not a genuine example, since adding "... in bed" to fortune cookie fortunes is a fairly well-known game, but...
* Stef from ''[[User Friendly (Webcomic)|User Friendly]]'' supposedly has a thing for Llamas. In fact, the strip repeatedly makes jokes about [http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050821 Llama porn...]
* There's a running gag in ''[[Brat Halla (Webcomic)|Brat Halla]]'' that [[Technical Pacifist|Tyr]]'s proclamations of loving animals to be taken as an admittance that he's a zoophile, to where [[Big Badass Wolf|Fenrir]] asked him not to get too close.
* In ''[[DM of the Rings (Webcomic)|DM of the Rings]]'', the DM/Tolkien explains how the Rohirrim are such excellent riders. The players paraphrase it as "The guys with unnaturally close relations with their horses". Cue Gimli rolling a [[Critical Failure|natural 1]] on his diplomacy check...
{{quote| '''Gimli:''' Tell me your name, horse-f<br />
'''Aragorn:''' [[Curse Cut Short|GIMLI!]] }}
* Tomato from ''[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]'' is [http://agameoffools.com/comic_76.html pretty] [http://agameoffools.com/comic_101.html heavily] [http://agameoffools.com/comic_141.html implied] to swing this way, among [[Anything That Moves|many, many other bizarre fetishes]].
* Even the [[Furry Fandom]] gets in on this gag sometimes. [[All There in the Manual|Background information]] for ''[[Concession (Webcomic)|Concession]]'' mentions that the Church of Gaia is looked down upon somewhat in-universe for its advocation of sex between furries and non-anthropomorphic animals. Artie's doctor is briefly mentioned to have a fetish for sharks, and after the incident with Chelsie Artie claims Joel has no right to judge him because of [[Noodle Incident|"that time you woke up with that feral dog"]].
** Artie references the same ([[Anything That Moves|probably]]) [http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090529 incident] [[Brick Joke|much later]].
* In ''[[Scandinavia and The World (Webcomic)|Scandinavia and The World]]'', when discussing past crimes countries have been accused of, it's discovered that Sweden was arrested for zoophilia. In his defense, he was young, horny and it was a really cute horse.
** Wales is in a relationship with New Zealand...who is a sheep. [[Fridge Logic|Somehow]], they even have a child together, [[Half-Human Hybrid|New South Wales]]. Norway's brain broke when he realized that.
** In that same comic, Denmark expressed interest in banging a sheep too. In HIS defense, he was drunk.
* In ''[[Keychain of Creation (Webcomic)|Keychain of Creation]]'', building on the ''[[Exalted (Tabletop Game)|Exalted]]'' example above, Marena, an [[Anything That Moves]] fox-totem Lunar, is quizzed by renegade Deathknight Secret on how many people she's had sex with. Her response ends with the memorable line, "Define people."
* Hank of ''[[Indefensible Positions]]'' named his horse Uni, but states that it's not short for Unicorn. "See, a unicorn is a horse with a magical horn. When I got to know this pony, I named her Unicu-" Fortunately, he's interrupted before he can finish, but he later makes a philosophical point by describing what it's like to have sex with a horse.
* The now-wife of webcomic artist David Hopkins, creator of ''[[Jack (Webcomicwebcomic)|Jack]]'', was allegedly stalked and severely harassed by a creepy ex-boyfriend who had boasted repeatedly to her of his ... misadventures ... involving the blowholes of beached dolphins. They had such problems with him they took out their frustrations by putting an [[Expy]] of him in the comic, condemned by Hell to be raped and otherwise assaulted by dolphins for eternity, and setting the language filter on the comic's forum to translate every instance of his first name to "Dolphinfucker".
* Referenced in ''[[The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|The Order of the Stick]]'' when the Oracle {{spoiler|predicts his next death at the hands of a druid client and asks his friends to be ready with a Resurrection spell}} "when I tell him yes, his wife is cheating on him, and the other man is his animal companion. Turns out giving enhanced intelligence to a critter who is literally hung like a bear doesn't always work out the way you'd think."
* Florence and Winston's relationship in ''[[Freefall (Webcomic)|Freefall]]'' [[Uplifted Animal|isn't exactly this]], but it's referenced in these terms a few times (most obviously when Winston remarks that it's inappropriate for a doctor to get involved with his patients, but even less appropriate for a veterinarian to do so). Given who the more proactive party is, it is also treated as [[Even Thethe Wombats Want Him|another trope]].
* Katerina of ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Gunnerkrigg Court]]'' develops a mutual attraction with a boy named Alistair who is visiting the Court for a week. [[It Makes Sense in Context|To make a long story short]], he gets permanently [[Animorphism|turned into a bird]] at the end of that week. Now, this in itself is innocent enough; after all, she fell in love with Alistair while he was still human, and she didn't know anything about him turning into a bird until right when he was about to leave. But immediately after this whole arc, Katerina is later shown sharing with Antimony a picture of a "cute boy" -- in an ornithological journal. She also seems to have an implied bird fetish in later strips.
* [http://oglaf.com/husbandry/1/ This] ''[[Oglaf (Webcomic)|Oglaf]]'' strip.
 
 
== Web Original ==
* Victoria of ''[[The Twilight Chronicles]]'' is heavily hinted to have slept with Jacob's dog. It's more or less confirmed a few episodes later when Carlisle mentions that he left Mexico because Victoria wanted to bring dogs into their sex life.
* Amaranth in ''[[Tales of MU (Literature)|Tales of MU]]'' is bound by her nature to have sex with intelligent beings who want it. She sends her goddess burnt offerings of reports on animal cognition in the hopes of having the definition expanded.
* Possibly deconstructed by the short web series, ''[[There She Is (Web Animation)|There She Is]]''; the manner of revulsion from the public caused by a relationship between a rabbit and a cat seems to be portrayed somewhere between [[Fantastic Racism]] and straight up bestiality. Especially deconstructed because the rationale behind such an extreme hatred is completely lost on the viewer.
** If one can read their site (They're Korean), this is intentional.
* Skippy's List Of Things Not To Do In The US Army involves this at some level.
* Ed and Al's "experiments" on sheep is a running gag in Kit-chan's ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' [[Abridged Series]] [http://inulovinkit.livejournal.com/tag/capsummary capsummaries] and [http://www.youtube.com/user/FMAVidsummaries videos].
* There is an infamous fanfic on ''[[Survival of the Fittest (Roleplay)|Survival of the Fittest]]'''s [[Kink Meme]] that pairs Bridget Connolly and a dog. Someone ''requested'' this. Another request involves [[Memetic Molester|Rosa Fiametta]] and a ''horse''. You may get out the [[Brain Bleach]].
** Particularly now that the latter has been answered too. Graphically.
* When ''[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]'' reviewed ''[[Island Of Death]]'', he couldn't get past the fact that the male character did, in fact, screw a goat.
* ''[[Welshy]]'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[Running Gag|his sister]], and a goat.
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode] of ''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You (Web Video)|What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]]'', Nash gets revolted at [http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,] and in [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another] he's shocked at [http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]
 
 
== Western Animation ==
* The ''Chickenlover'' episode of ''[[South Park (Animation)|South Park]]''.
** And I think there was one where they visit Mexico, cheering at the sights. One of these is a donkey show.
** And of course, Mr. Garrison, who's had sex with (at minimum) a pigeon and a pig.
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** Implied with Chef. He's looking through a book of photos of him and the many women he's made love too. When Cartman points to a picture of him naked with a goat and asks what he was doing he says it's nothing.
* Troy McClure of ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]'' has, as one of his reasons for his career's downturn, a scandal involving his "actions" at the Springfield Aquarium.
{{quote| '''Legs:''' I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?<br />
'''Fat Tony:''' No, what I said was he ''[[Exact Words|sleeps with the fishes]]''. }}
* Quagmire, of ''[[Family Guy (Animation)|Family Guy]]'', has examples of this among his many, many other perversions.
** Peter has also learned what the blowhole is NOT for, which is why he can never visit Sea World again.
** And those weren't Brian's puppies after all. Seabreeze, you're a whore.
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{{quote| '''Joe''': I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touched myself.<br />
'''Quagmire''': Oh come on! (takes drink) }}
* In ''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (Animation)|The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]'', when the evil inventor's brother gets a crush on Bubbie, a whale, Captain K'nuckles calls him a "disgusting weirdo."
** In another episode Bubbie desides to show off a necklace Flapjack made her and two sailors cat call and compliment her.
* Given it's [[The Deep South|setting]] and [[Refuge in Audacity|tone]], ''[[Squidbillies (Animation)|Squidbillies]]'' is bound to have some of this.
{{quote| '''Early''': You wanna bang y'allself a goat? 'Cause the goat's dead, but, uh, we c'n still do this thang. Hell, I'll give you boys a discount!}}
** The main characters are a family of squids. By definition any sex they have is either this or incest.
* ''[[Robot Chicken (Animation)|Robot Chicken]]'': Well I guess it's about that time [http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Zoo_Mommy to tell you boys why I was fired from the zoo.]
* Averted in ''[[Drawn Together (Animation)|Drawn Together]]'' In "Mexican't Buy Me Love", in an attempt to earn money and get a flight home, Yoot attempts to put on a donkey show. The Donkey, in reply to that then says 'Even a filthy animal like myself has standards'
* Carl of ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' is implied to have an interest in animals.
{{quote| '''Carl''': Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee?}}
* A running joke on ''[[Archer (Animation)|Archer]]'', in which various characters comment about how much Malory loved her dog, Duchess. Malory keeps a photo of herself on her desk, lying naked with Duchess in a pose which [[Ho Yay|suggests far more intimacy than the relationship a normal owner would have with their pet]].
* ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'': "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?!"
 
 
== Other ==
* ''T Shirt Hell'' has advertised on this very site, a shirt which states, "Remember, Baah means no."
** An older one, no longer available, used ''[[Star Wars (Franchise)|Star Wars]]'' font and was titled "May the Horse be With You" with a silhouette of a horse and a woman, um...
* [[Rule 34]] has this going for it in spades.
* A man left his workstation unlocked while browsing the [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/ Straight Dope Message Boards]; a mischievous coworker stopped by his unattended cubicle and started a topic for him. The subject? "Sex with sheep is fun." (He has, of course, [[Never Live It Down|yet to live this down]]).
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* Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article on Mr. Hands, a guy who took it from behind via horse. [[What an Idiot!|His friends were drunk off their rocks and didn't have him sent to the ER when the resulting act perforated his colon and caused it to bleed.]]
** [[Truth in Television]], actually.
* Go try to play a game of ''[[Settlers of Catan (Tabletop Game)|Settlers of Catan]]''. We'll wait here.
** [[Don't Explain the Joke|For the benefit of non-players]]: The speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "I have wood for sheep."
* In some versions of the [[wikipedia:Goatman (Maryland)|Goatman]] [[Urban Legends]], its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[Unusual Euphemism|in-depth studies]] of goats.
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