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{{quote|''They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Oh Canada"}}
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''A long way from snow chains''|'''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"}}
{{quote|''Then our reality came crashing down around us. Mike Myers said the word "aboot" in one of the few sketches where he wasn't doing a Scottish or British accent, so we asked around and found out the sickening truth: Every funny person in the world was from Canada.''|''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'', [http://www.cracked.com/article_14939_treason-8-celebrities-you-wont-believe-arent-american.html Treason! 8 Celebrities You Won"t Believe Aren't American (#5. Every Popular Comedian from The Early '90s)]}}
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{{quote|''Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness.''
''Correction: Please strike suggestion of mental illness from Record. Mr. Bucholz is simply Canadian.''|[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-typical-day-at-the-office-as-told-through-police-reports/
{{quote|''Oh Canada, our home and native land''
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''We got loads of sights and the northern lights, up in Canada''
''And special nights for hockey games with lots of fights in Canada''
''So
''Go, go, go, back to Canada''
''Let's all go BACK to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa''
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{{quote|It's so clean and bland! I'm home!|'''Marge Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|The only thing more Canadian than rioting after a hockey game is apologizing for it for two weeks afterwards.|Most popular Twitter repost following the 2011 Vancouver hockey riot.}}
{{quote|“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”|'''Robin Scherbatsky''', ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''}}
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