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Widely considered [[Blatant Lies|one of the greatest]] [[Edutainment]] games ever released on the [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System]], ''Captain Novolin'' tells the heartwarming story of an [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]] superhero, whose superpower is the fact that he happens to have diabetes. No, he doesn't fight diabetes, and his superpower doesn't involve giving other people diabetes; his superpower is ''having'' diabetes. As such, for him every day of his life is an epic struggle against his illness -- you must fight against evil alien invaders who have taken the form of malicious junk foods, all the while making sure to eat regularly and keep your blood sugar levels consistent (and [[Memetic Mutation|check you feet]] for sores and blisters).