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{{quote|''You have to admire the people who sing [[Protest Song|[protest] songs]], it takes a certain amount of courage to get up... and come out in favor of the things everyone else in the audience is against. Like peace and justice and brotherhood and so on.''|'''[[Tom Lehrer]]''', "Folk Song Army"}}
|'''[[Tom Lehrer]]''', "Folk Song Army"}}
 
{{quote|''The general feel of artsyness makes me think [[Velvet Assassin]] is trying to make a point, but I'm not sure what that point is. Possibly that the Nazis were bad? Yeah, we figured that out around the Normandy Landings.''|'''Yahtzee,''' [[Zero Punctuation]]}}
|'''Yahtzee,''' [[Zero Punctuation]]}}
 
{{quote|''[[Follow the Leader|Time after time]], Hollywood justsjust peddles out movies like [[The Pianist]] and [[The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas]] - all offering the [[Sarcasm Mode|groundbreaking]] moral that [[Final Solution|the Holocaust]] [[And That's Terrible|was bad]]!''|'''[[Or So I Heard|Overhead]]''' rant on [[Oscar Bait]].}}
|'''[[Or So I Heard|Overhead]]''' rant on [[Oscar Bait]].}}
 
{{quote|''The lesson here is obvious: Don't hold loaded guns in exploding rooms.''|'''The Announcer''', ''[[Myth Busters]]''}}
|'''The Announcer''', ''[[Myth Busters]]''}}
 
{{quote|After [[Josef Stalin|Stalin]]'s death, especially after [[New Era Speech|XX Party Congress]], a multitude of antistalinists appeared in Soviet Union. [...] If antistalinism of Khrushev era still deserved some leniency since destalinization of the contrycountry was underway, antistalinism of [[The Great Politics Mess-Up|Gorbachev era]] deserves nothing but scorn. Everything is good in its season. I consider real antistalinists only those who rebelled against stalinism while this was deadly dangerous.|A.Zinoviev, ''The Russian Fate: The confession of a dissident''}}
|'''A.Zinoviev''', ''The Russian Fate: The confession of a dissident''}}
 
{{quote|So, you know, the lesson here is you should store your rocket fuel in good, sturdy containers. Did you really need us to tell you that?|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]], [http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html 6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions]}}
|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]], ''[http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html 6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions]''}}
 
{{quote|And Ken Russell has really done it this time. He has stripped the lid of respectability off the Ursuline convent in Louden, France. He has exposed Cardinal Richelieu as a political schemer. He has destroyed our illusions about Louis XIII. We are filled with righteous indignation a we bear witness to the violation of the helpless nuns; it is all the more terrible because, as Russell fearlessly reveals, all the nuns, without exception, were young and stacked.
 
It is about time that someone had the courage to tell it like it was about Loudon, a seemingly respectable provincial town beneath the facade of which seethed simmering intrigues, unholy alliances, greed, fear, lust, avarice, sacrilege, and nausea. The story has gone untold for too long. Aldous Huxley wrote a book about it, and John Whiting wrote a play about it, but only Ken Russell has made a movie about it.
[...]
I don't know about anyone else, but frankly, I left the Cinema Theater feeling like a new, a different, and, yes, a better person. [...] It took courage for me to go see The Devils, just like it took courage for Ken Russell to make it.
|'''[[Roger Ebert]]''', [http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-devils review] of ''[[The Devils]]'' }}
 
{{quote|So, you know, the lesson here is you should store your rocket fuel in good, sturdy containers. Did you really need us to tell you that?|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]], [http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html 6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions]}}
 
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