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''The kitten's voice is soft and purry.
''The trouble with the kitten is that
''Eventually it becomes a cat.
|'''[[Ogden Nash]]'''}}
{{quote|''"It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. [[Cats Are Mean]] [[For the Evulz|for the fun of it]]."''|'''P. J. O'Rourke'''}}
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{{quote|''"No cat in the world ever gave anyone a straight answer."''|''[[The Last Unicorn (novel)|The Last Unicorn]]''}}
{{quote|''
''They whine like babies and sweat through their tongue,''
''The big ones are stupid, the small are high-strung,''
''But cats are cunts.
|'''Triumph the Insult Comic Dog'''}}
{{quote|''"Cats are asssholes."''|''[[Robot Chicken]]''}}
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{{quote|''"You should realize by now, your highness-- a cat has no duty but to do exactly as he pleases."''|'''[[Funny Animal|Perrault]]''', ''[[No Rest for The Wicked (webcomic)|No Rest for The Wicked]]''}}
{{quote|''"If cats are growing opposable thumbs, that means they can hold s*** like a [[Knife Nut|butcherknife]], [[Stuff Blowing Up|a stick of dynamite]], a [[Star Wars|lightsaber]], or [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|your mother's favourite toy]], which she refers to as a back massager but we all know that ain't what it's for. I'm just saying, I don't want cats taking over the world. Their videos are already taking over the damn Internet!"''|'''[[Ray William Johnson]]''' in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}x-h1RDfuxLQ this video]}}
{{quote|''"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to it."''|'''Anonymous'''}}
{{quote|''"Macavity, Macavity, there's no-one like Macavity''
''For he's a fiend in feline shape,''
''A monster of depravity"''
{{quote|''"The Cat is held up to reprobation as a selfish animal, seeking her own comfort and disregardful of others; attached only to localities, and bearing no real affection for her owners. She is said to be sly and treacherous, hiding her talons in her velvety paws as long as she is in a good temper, but ready to use them upon her best friends if she is crossed in her humors."''}}
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{{quote|''"I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!"'' |'''Gregg the Grim Reaper''', ''[[Conkers Bad Fur Day]]''}}
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