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{{quote|My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interestinginnnnteresting monster can't have an interestinginnnnnteresting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interestinginnnnnteresting people -- Bobbybobby pins, please -- but the most intererstinginnnnteresting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.|[[Bugs Bunny]], in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}dLdKU4JCYqg ''Water, Water Every Hare''] (1952)}}
 
You might be there for for any number of things: a trim, a shampoo-and-set, a perm, a dye job, or possibly a facial or manicure. But she's there for only one thing: to talk. Compliments, quirky personal anecdotes, urban legends, gossip, and romantic advice come free with the purchase of any beauty treatment. If you're lucky, it's just comic relief. If not, plot may come crashing down on your head.