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* [[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]] parodied this in his review of Duke Nukem Forever
{{quote|''Joe:'' I'm here to Kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I have......plenty of gum"}}
* There used to be a website hosting things like ''Spider-Man: Shush'', and ''Avengers: Misassembled'', spoofing Marvel and DC crossover stories, using action figures.
{{quote|'''Ultron:''' "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. ... And even though I still have plenty of gum, I'ma still gonna kick all yo asses."}}
* ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206621 Duke Nukem: Forever]'' (no, not [[Vaporware|that]] [[Duke Nukem Forever|one]], the one by [[Andrew Kepple]]) parodies it beautifully:
{{quote|'''Elderly Duke Nukem:''' "I'm here to kick ass and chew gum---''[dentures fall out]''---and I'm all out of teeth."
'''Elderly Doctor Proton:''' "Plenty of gums, though." }}
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{{quote|Col. Strelnikov: "I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and guess what? I'm all out of bubblegum."
''(General Jackinoff nods for reasons you really don't want to know)'' }}
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'' has Kaiba declare "I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of cards." This is later parodied by Yami in "The Other Abridged Movie" with "I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of ass."
** In one episode, Bakura says, "I've come to kick ass and drink cups of tea, and I'm all out of tea!"
* A different [[The Abridged Series|abridged series]] (''Deadzone'', a ''[[Dragonball Z]]'' collaboration by the guys who do ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series|Naruto]]'' and ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho]] Abridged'') had a botched take on it: