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{{quote|''"At this point the turbolift opens, revealing [[Cowboy Cop|a cop-on-the-edge who doesn't play by the rules]], [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|a greedy corporate big-wig looking to get rich]] [[Green Aesop|by poisoning the water supply,]] and [[Uncle Tomfoolery|a skinny black guy]] whose job it is [[Jive Turkey|to say 'Dayymn!' and refer to 'My black ass!']]"''|'''[[SF Debris]]''', reviewing the ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Star Trek Voyager]]'' episode "Twisted"}}
 
You are watching something like ''[[Starship Troopers (film)|Starship Troopers]] 2: Hero of the Federation'' and it strikes you that you have heard every single line of this somewhere else. Every trope is presented without [[Subverted Trope|irony]] or [[Lampshade Hanging|acknowledgment]]. ''All'' the situations and setups are clipped out of another story and pasted in as-is.
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'''Dumbledore''': "Well, now I think you're just limiting yourself. Would it really be so bad if that did happen?"
'''Snape''': "It doesn't really matter if it would or would not be since it ''won't''. And finally, I will most certainly not become his favorite teacher and or his mentor. I simply will not do it and this will not become an inspirational story. It will not." }}
* [http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6878/A-Perfectly-Ordinary-Day-in-Ponyville A Perfectly Ordinary Day in Ponyville] is a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' fanfic that sees Twilight Sparkle [[Oh, No, Not Again|being largely unfazed]] by a number of [[Fandom -Specific Plot|cliched pony fanfiction plots]] hitting her at once: Twilight [[A God Am I|turning into an alicorn]], [[Longing for Fictionland|a human getting teleported to Equestria]], [[Hurt /Comfort Fic|Rainbow Dash getting severely injured]] and [[Ron the Death Eater|Celestia turning evil]].
* drconichero's Soul Chess is full of them. What's worse is that it's intentional (the only time it isn't is the character design for the expy of Jeremiah "Motherfucking Loyalty" Gottwald).
 
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* Surely [[Video Game Movies Suck|part of the reason]] for the catastrophic bomb dive of ''[[Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within|Final Fantasy the Spirits Within]]'' was that, outside of the [[Uncanny Valley]] CG characters, the writers seem to have simply taken the [[The Lifestream|Gaia theory]] philosophy from ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'' and mined the rest of the script straight from ''[[Aliens]]''.
{{quote|''"All right, Deep EYES, this is a [[Bug War|bug hunt]]! You heard the man and you know the drill... lock'n'load, move out, and [[Stay Frosty]]!"''}}
* ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'', [[The Movie]]. It's easy to imagine little "DING!" noises and a counter display ratcheting up as each cliché goes by. The film makes for an impressive [http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0145.html drinking game].
* The complete filmography of Roland Emmerich, [[Michael Bay]], and Stephen Sommers, but [[Tropes Are Not Bad|that's not to say they aren't entertaining]].
** Sommers in particular [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] the hell out of this. In his commentary for ''[[The Mummy Trilogy|The Mummy Returns]]'', he notes that if you have a jungle full of ruins, you ''have'' to have shrunken heads.
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Mike McCracken: What you see is what you get.
Gen. Morters: Loose lips, sink ships...
Mike McCracken: [[The Beatles (band)|Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.]]
''[Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw]''
''[Mr. Jigsaw consults Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, shakes his head]''
Gen. Morters: Sorry Mike, no good. }}
* Discussed in ''[[Serenity]]'' as the setup for an action punchline:
{{quote|'''The Operative''': "The Alliance isn't [[The Empire|some evil Empire]]; he is ''not'' [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|the plucky hero]]; this is ''not'' the grand arena--"
'''Inara''': "--and that's not incense."
''BOOM!'' }}
** Oddly enough, The Alliance ''is'' an evil empire, and Mal ''is'' the plucky hero and the rest of the movie goes pretty well as you would expect, albeit with enough emotional twists and turns to engage the audience.
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== Tabletop Games ==
* Official ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'' publications intentionally play to every fantasy cliche imaginable with the understanding that if a DM doesn't like the standard way of doing things, s/he can always change it for his/her campaign.
* Hey, look! It's another [[Euro Game]] about farming, trading, or something set in medieval times.
* Hey, look! It's another American game about fantasy, combat, or something set in ''fantasy'' medieval times.
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== Video Games ==
* ''[[StarcraftStarCraft II]]'', particularly its trailer. You've heard every line before, and that's a guarantee.
** The ''Wings of Liberty'' campaign itself isn't much better. The characters are, at best, paper-thin stereotypes—even Raynor himself doesn't have much depth—and the plot has all the moral complexity of a fairy tale.
** This is exacerbated by the fact that not only is it a cliche storm on its own, its plot is the exact same cliche storm you saw in the previous Blizzard RTS. [[Play the Game, Skip the Story|Not that people noticed]].
* ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]''. This may have been part of its charm; damn near everyone that played the game loved it. The cliché storm came at a time where every other RPG in a five year radius -- [[Follow the Leader|following the lead]] of ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''—had gone to such great lengths to avoid clichés (largely by becoming [[Darker and Edgier]] and [[Faux Symbolism|stiflingly pretentious]]) that a [[Reconstruction|return to overused tropes]] had [[Inverted Trope|somehow become a breath of fresh air]]. One thing that makes ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]'' work in spite of this trope is that it combines the various clichés in genuinely new and previously un-attempted ways.
** ''[[Grandia (video game)|Grandia]]'', a much earlier RPG, may well have beaten ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]'' to the decision to stop trailing after ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''... though really, in ''Grandia'''s case it feels more like the writer just wanted to have fun rather than having a specific intention of being different. The hero's a mischievous young lad, who runs away from home chasing the legacy of his dead father to become an adventurer, carrying his [[Orphan's Plot Trinket]] (the Spirit Stone), fights the evil empire... and it is awesome in very much the same way as [[Skies of Arcadia]]'s lack of fear for the use of cliché lead it to be.
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* ''[[Eternal Sonata]]'' seems to teeter between this and [[Troperiffic]], with varying opinions as to which side it leans more heavily towards. It has many elements of the traditional JRPG, but it could be argued that this was intentional.
* A fair few people argue that the first ''[[Atelier Iris]]'' game, and maybe the second one, work on this level as well—yeah, it plays a lot of common RPG adventure tropes completely straight, but they're used so ''well'' and the tone of the games is fundamentally so bright and optimistic [[Troperiffic|that the audience ends up loving the product anyway]].
* ''[[Blaz BlueBlazBlue]]''. It invokes so many anime and fighting game clichés (and subverts, inverts or averts just as many), every character is a walking case of [[Troperiffic]][[Buffy-Speak|ness]].
* Likewise, ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]''. A somewhat unusual development by the team that brought you the [[Deconstructor Fleet]]s ''[[Planescape: Torment]]'' and ''[[Star Wars]]: [[Knights of the Old Republic]] II'', it seems almost like an experiment in how many cliches (from [[Doomed Hometown]] to [[Gotta Catch Them All]] to {{spoiler|[[Kill'Em All]]}}) could be crammed into a fantasy [[RPG]] given enough attention to detail, characterization, and dialogue.
** Mask of the Betrayer makes more sense if you think of it as the deconstructor to ''Neverwinter Nights 2'''s cliche-storm.
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* ''[[The Saboteur]]'' seems to have been made intentionally with every [[World War 2]] cliche in mind.
* ''[[Disaster: Day of Crisis]]'' plays every single [[Disaster Movie]]-Cliche known to mankind painfully straight. And somehow, it [[Narm Charm|still works.]]
* ''[[Guild Wars]]'' is particularly guilty of this, [[Play the Game, Skip the Story|though it doesn't get much attention.]]The storyline in all four campaigns is pretty cliched itself, but if you listen to the dialog you'd think you were listening to a dictionary of cliche things to say. From the motivational speeches you quite often get ("We are the light that will shatter the coming darkness"), to the supposedly dramatic twists in the storyline ("But something tells me if they see for themselves what the White Mantle really do with the Chosen, they'll have a change of heart about their masters"), it's about as bad as I've seen it get.
** Although there are some subversions. (Varesh Ossa is actually [[The Dragon]] rather than a pawn of Abaddon, despite being Chosen, it's heavily implied literally ''any'' of the Chosen could have done what the player character does, the player character [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|unintentionally screw over Elona in time for Guild Wars 2]]) Nightfall in particular has the most Cliché Storm story out of all of them...despite the subversions.
* [[The Feeble Files]] is kinda cross between genuine cliché storm and parody of it.
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** Fire Emblem 9 was, backstory and setting aside, pretty much this to Fire Emblem games. However, it's interesting to note that about half way through the game, they start playing with the Fire Emblem tropes, such as having the princess instead of being a plot figure don armour and become full out playable. Fire Emblem 10 meanwhile goes into full-on [[Deconstructor Fleet]].
** ''[[Fire Emblem: Awakening]]'' was actually ''mistaken'' as one, on basis of having the main character being a blue-haired sword-wielding prince. However, it quickly begins to subvert this/
* ''[[Diablo]]'' intentionally does this as part of the charm. Then again though, at this point (By Diablo 3), Blizzard probably knows that [[Play the Game, Skip the Story|they could somehow bring Chaucer back from the dead and have him write the plot, and 95% of their players still won't pay attention to it.]]
 
 
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* ''[[Three Delivery]]'', the Nicktoon. Think of ''[[Xiaolin Showdown]]'', but with food puns and even ''more'' cliches.
* ''[[Skeleton Warriors]]'' hits most every fantasy cliche it can reach.
* Whether intentional or not, ''[[The Fairly Odd ParentsOddParents]]'' feels like an example of this right from the start. There are scenes after scenes and jokes after jokes that one can almost guess the outcome, or ask oneself, "why have I heard of this before?" At the worst one will emit an inner groan at the overused joke, but also at times one can find it charming.
* Pretty much the entire point of ''[[Total Drama Island]]'' is to be a Category-5 Cliche Hurricane, especially for [[Reality TV]] tropes. [[Played for Laughs]].
* The character of [[Evil Sorcerer|the Archmage]] on ''[[Gargoyles]]'' was a deliberate Cliché Storm—indeed, his primary weakness is [[Bond Villain Stupidity|his love affair with villain cliches]], which prevents him from utilizing his godlike magical power to the fullest possible extent.
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* ''[[Cars]]'' is this for [[Pixar]] movies. It's easy to imagine a little counter in the corner dinging whenever you see a Pixar cliche. Stranger in a community or group? Check. Brooding moment from a side character? Check. Wacky sidekick who forms a comedic duo with the main character? Check. Said group full of wacky members with their own quirks? Check. All of the development threatens to go downhill when something happens to separate or alienate the stranger? Check.
** ''[[Brave]]'' also seems to be heading down this road considering it stars [[Everything's Better with Princesses|a rebellious princess]] and has glaring similarities to previous films such as ''[[Tangled]]'' and ''[[How to Train Your Dragon (animation)|How to Train Your Dragon]]''. This is probably intentional due to the fact that John Lassater has said that since all of the heads of Pixar are male, they have an easier time writing male characters and they just went with a familiar formula when they started writing a story with a female lead, but this ''is'' Pixar so this might be a case of [[Tropes Are Not Bad]], or just plain [[Troperrific]].
* ''[[Danny Phantom]]'' is a cliche storm for the superhero genre. [[Ordinary High School Student]] in a [[Freak Lab Accident]] becomes a [[Half-Human Hybrid]] and must now [[Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World]] and maintain his [[Secret Identity]] while dealing with [[Hero with Bad Publicity|bad publicity]]. To help him are his [[Two Guys and a Girl|best friends]] as he fights a variety of villains with [[Pun]]s, most notably a [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[Villain with Good Publicity|With Good Publicity]] who eventually makes [[Cloning Blues|clones]] [[Opposite SexGender Clone|with varying]] [[Clone Degeneration|levels of success]]. And, oh yeah, he [[Dating Catwoman|dates a ghost hunter]] for a while. This show is ''full'' of cliches, but usually makes it all work somehow.
** Probably because the show had a heavy emphasis on comedy; the writing made it clear that they knew it was all cliched, so at times it could come off as an [[Affectionate Parody]] of the superhero genre.
* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''; the basic plot is one you've heard before. The world is in danger, there is a single [[Chosen One]] who has to defeat the legion of evil despite his young age, and he only has a year to do it! But like other cliche storms, like ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'', by giving characters good back-stories and depth and creating a fleshed out world, [[Tropes Are Not Bad|it still works]].