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* After accidentally taking a male character for Dungeons & Dragons, seducing an elf maiden in nauseating detail to get the group a Pegasus.
** It's even more awesome if you read her lips.
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* ALL of "A Fistful of Paintfuls".
** Even [[Lampshaded]] by Abed in-universe:
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* Making a terrarium at the last moment in "Competitive Ecology"
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'''Annie''': Too late for compliments. }}
* Pulling Abed out of a [[Heroic BSOD]] in "Virtual Systems Analysis."
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* "Banged Mark's mom. Twice."
* His super-intimidating threat to beat up Pierce if the promise of his father's arrival is a lie in any way.
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* [[Calling the Old Man Out]] by proxy with Pierce's father, and actually giving him a fatal heart attack.
* Figuring out the whole yam sabotage plot, including refusing to let Todd take the fall despite everyone hating him.
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* Troy deciding to man up, by stripping down to a leotard and helping Britta on stage.
* The entire last act of "Epidemiology," where he {{spoiler|escapes the library, but goes right back inside to save everyone from brain damage, even pushing through his own impending zombiehood after he's bitten, complete with a bunch of [[Bond One-Liner|Bond One Liners]].}} A very good showing considering his falling victim to [[Black Dude Dies First]] in "Modern Warfare."
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* "We're learning to teleport, and we're helping our friend find the meaning of Christmas!"
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== Chang ==
* {{spoiler|The fakeout about his death}} when the gang started Spanish 102.
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* Salvaging Annie's anti-drugs show after Pierce gives it a pro-drugs message, turning his antics around to a genuinely effective way to get through to the kids.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbQKBt9aS18 Chang tazes Britta].
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* From the Season 2 Premiere Betty White's character June Bauer shooting Starburns with a blowdart and then later the weapon she chooses to attack Jeff with while he defends himself with respect.
** To clarify when Jeff picks respect instead of the 7 tools for the assignmet as what's most important in a group(and gives a heartwarming speech) she reveals they all combine to make an awesome weapon that she uses to choke him with:
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Professor Bauer:"And that is why you fail." }}
* Professor Duncan, upon realizing his restraining order against Chang serves as a kind of force-field, proceeds to make Chang's life hell.
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* Annie ambushing the guys from a bathroom trash can.
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* Britta sliding between Jeff's legs to save him from the guys about to shoot him
* Jeff gets multiple.
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** Being hired as [[The Dragon]]
** His intro, complete with Chinese [[Cherubic Choir]] music, in an obvious shout-out to Chow Yun-Fat, before pulling out {{spoiler|his fully automatic paintball gun}}.
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** His reveal of his [[Face Off]]-style dual gold handguns.
** His [[Predator]]-esque exit, complete with [[Evil Laugh]].
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** Ducking under two paintballs before firing in a circle.
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'''Black Rider''': The guy that's gonna win. }}
* Annie's entrance in the episode, using the following tropes: [[Badass Adorable]], [[Little Miss Badass]], [[Batman Cold Open]], [[Gun Slinger]], [[Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You]] and [[Guns Akimbo]].
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** And then, in the finale {{spoiler|he pulls the same trick to beat the stormtroopers.}}
*** And then he gives the Best [[Bond One-Liner]] EVER!
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'''Pierce''' Your mother's lover! *shoots the last two {{spoiler|stormtroopers}}* }}
* Shirley walking out of the library and shooting a stormtrooper almost nonchalantly.
** Driving the golf cart with Britta in tow.
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* Britta shooting the guy manning the gatling gun.
* Magnitude's [[Heroic Sacrifice]].
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== Crowning Moment of Snark ==
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'''Shirley:''' Why not?
'''Jeff:''' Because she's a ''stripper''. Life sued her and she lost. }}
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