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{{quote|'''Chang:''' Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, 'Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?' They say it just like that. 'Why do ''you'' teach Spanish?' ([[Beat]]) 'Why YOU? [[Asian and Nerdy|Why not math?]] Why not cryptography? [[All Asians Know Martial Arts|Why not martial arts?]]' I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something [[Sarcasm Mode|that's ancient and secret]], like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well, I tell you why I teach Spanish: [[Ask a Stupid Question|it's none of your business]], OK? And I don't want to have any conversations about what a [[Inscrutable Oriental|mysterious, inscrutable man I am]]. I am a [[Informed Ability|Spanish genius]]!|[[Community/Recap/S1 /E02 Spanish 101|Spanish 101]]}}

{{quote|'''Abed:''' "Well, that's kind of my gimmick. But we did lean pretty hard on that last week... I guess I can lay low for an episode."|[[Community/Recap/S1 /E06 Football, Feminism, and You|Football, Feminism, and You]]}}

{{quote|'''Abed:''' "Of course I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm Abed, I ''never'' watch TV."|[[Community/Recap/S1 /E16 Communication Studies|Communication Studies]]}}

''(Jeff then enters the room to sitcom-style applause from the group)''|[[Community/Recap/S1 /E02 Spanish 101|Spanish 101]]}}