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'''[[Sarcasm Mode]]''', '''[[Informed Ability]]''', and '''[[Ask a Stupid Question]]''':
{{quote|'''Chang:''' Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, 'Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?' They say it just like that. 'Why do ''you'' teach Spanish?' ([[Beat]]) 'Why YOU? [[Asian and Nerdy|Why not math?]] Why not cryptography? [[All Asians Know Martial Arts|Why not martial arts?]]' I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something [[Sarcasm Mode|that's ancient and secret]], like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well, I tell you why I teach Spanish: [[Ask a Stupid Question|it's none of your business]], OK? And I don't want to have any conversations about what a [[Inscrutable Oriental|mysterious, inscrutable man I am]]. I am a [[Informed Ability|Spanish genius]]!|[[Community/Recap/S1 E02 Spanish 101|Spanish 101]]}}
'''[[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]''', '''[[Lampshade Hanging]]''' and company:
{{quote|'''Abed:''' "Well, that's kind of my gimmick. But we did lean pretty hard on that last week... I guess I can lay low for an episode."|[[Community/Recap/S1 E06 Football Feminism and You|Football, Feminism, and You]]}}
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'''[[Rousing Speech]]'''
{{quote|'''Jeff:''' "We’ve known each other for almost two years now. ''[Cut to an apparently haunted house]'' And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common. ''[Cut to a Mexican town, where Pierce is held at gunpoint by drug-runners]'' They’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist. ''[Cut to a disused railway station; Jeff is standing on a steam locomotive dressed as an old-fashioned conductor]'' It’s a locomotive that runs on us. ''[Cut to an outdoor aquarium]'' And the only sharks in that water, ''[Back to the haunted house]'' are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, ''[Cut to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' anchovies, ''[Cut to the camping trip]'' fear and ''[Cut to an asylum, where everyone is wearing a straightjacket]'' the dangers of ingesting mercury. ''[Cut to bug-infested hotel]'' Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. ''[Back to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' There’s no such thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were, ''[Cut to Abed's dormroom; everyone is wearing a black cape]'' [[The Cape (2010 TV series)|The Cape]] still might find a second life on cable. And I’ll tell you why; ''[Back to Mexico; in Spanish]'' (the heart of the water is truth), ''[Back to the aquarium]'' that water is a lie! ''[Back to the asylum]'' Harrison Ford is radiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmission! ''[And finally, we're back to the study-room]'' So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and feelings, but I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group."<br />
'''Troy:''' "Like the Travelling Wilburys."<br />
'''Jeff:''' "[[Crowning Moment of Funny|"Yes, Troy. Like the Travelling Wilburys, of pain."]] }}
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