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[[Alice and Bob|Alice]] has a problem. She's recently realized that she gets really, really excited from [[Freud Was Right|waxing cucumbers]]. But who on Earth would share a fetish for applying a shiny glaze to vegetables? Surely Alice will have to keep this desire a deep, dark secret.

Surprise! It's been Bob's life-long ambition to become a full-time cucumber waxer, he just never found anyone he could share it with. And [[Alice and Bob]] live in total gratification ever after, or at least for the duration of the story.

== [[Fan FictionWorks]] ==

* Strangely, a freakishly large amount of ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' [[Lemon]]/Smut fics are BDSM or bondage or something along the lines of that. And everyone involved, whether Joyce, Willow or anyone else is into it - though, to be fair, no ''Buffy'' character ever passed up an opportunity to comment on the kinky potential of chains on the show, [[Squick|Joyce included]], so there's at least some evidence here. Less justifiable are [[Crack Ship]] options such as Buffy/Dawn getting the same treatment.

* A subtrope of this would be "[[Everyone Is Gay|Hooray, You're Gay!]]": in fanfictionfan fiction, if one character is gay and in love (or lust) with another, then (with a few angsty exceptions) that other character WILL be gay and in mutual love/lust, no matter how unlikely.

* ''[[Honor Harrington]]:'' Surprisingly happens to (of all people, really) [[God Mode Sue|ultimate]] [[Badass]] [[Honor Harrington (Literature)|Victor Cachat]]. After he got himself a [[Hot Amazon|girlfriend]] at last, after all those years of being a [[Celibate Hero]], he kinda snaps and heaps all his pent-up frustration (they've also got a serious argument just before) on her when they finally found the time to do the horizontal mambo, and wallows in misery and self-guilt afterwards. To his astonishment, Thandi ''just so happened'' to be into SM, and actually wanted it ''more''. [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarity Ensued indeed]] -- the—the teasing poor Victor received from her and his self-appointed [[Cool Big Sis]] [[Hooker Withwith a Heart of Gold|Ginny Usher]] made him "dark and utterly miserable".

** In addition to poor Victor, there was the collision resulting from the meeting of Thandi's [[Amazon Brigade]] of genetically-engineered mercenaries/terrorists with the genetically-engineered former slaves/terrorists/freedom fighters of Jeremy X. Two groups of hardened killers finding their (metaphorical) [[Opposite SexGender Clone]], and stuff happens.

* The YA novel ''Flipside''<ref>no, not ''that'' [[Super Paper Mario|Flipside]]</ref> provides a non-pornographic example. The main thrust of the story, so to speak, is the [[Coming of Age Story|coming of age]] of a [[Wholesome Crossdresser]], and it just so happens that the girl he's been lusting after for years becomes attracted to him when he's in a dress.

== [[Live -Action TV]] ==

* Subverted in ''[[Sex and Thethe City]]'', where the protagonist wrestles with herself over whether to indulge her date's urination fetish. She offers him compromises ("we could use warm tea..."), but is rebuffed.

{{quote| '''Sally:''' I [[No Pregger Sex|cant believe I'm dating a man with a pregnancy fetish!]]<br />

'''Patrick:''' ''I'' [[The Baby Trap|can't believe I'm dating a woman who suddenly wants a baby!]]<br />

== [[Stand -Up Comedy]] ==

** Lewis Grizzard also told a variation of it occurring on a train, and the fellow introducing himself to the nympho with the line, "Hopalong Ginsberg, at your service".

* Louis CK once told a joke about going out with a girl who had a rape fetish, they made out but never had sex because she stopped his advances. Later, when she asked him why they didn't have sex he said "because I thought you didn't want to." She then told him she enjoys when a guy "just holds me down and fucks me!" Played straight when Louie informs her "oh, you should have told me, I would have happily done that for you." Then subverted when the girl tells him it has to be forced to feel real and dangerous, to which he responds [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|"I'm not gunna rape you on the off chance that you're into that shit!"]]

** Make that ''the world''. Recent{{when}} strips show that the divergent history of this world was an ancient (as in, Roman or earlier) discovery of Atlantis, and how they had perfected a lifestyle/society/government that combined BDSM with spirituality in such a way that it lead to world peace and sexual-lifestyle-based [[Ki Attacks]]. Yes, seriously. The few areas of the world that didn't ascribe to this are referred to as "Puritan."

* In ''[[El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)|El Goonish Shive]]'', Elliot and Sarah both have [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-05 superhero related fantasies].

* The Basitins in ''[[Two KindsTwokinds]]'' have a [[Word of God]]-supported species-wide foot fetish. Considering how sexually-repressed they are, nudity can stop a room full of Eastern Basitins with ease.

* In spite of clothes being a cultural option in ''[[Bittersweet Candy Bowl]]'', if you wear clothes and [[Panty Shot|show your undergarments]], things can get ''interesting''.

{{quote| '''Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa:''' Tom, I'm standing in the bedroom of Judy and Glen Isaacs. 10 years married and still in love. What's their secret? Judy has an inoperable brain tumor the size of my fist, and that just happens to be Glen's fetish.}}

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