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Ahh, Cornwall. Or Kernow in Cornish. A small, seemingly insignifigant <s>country</s> county at the southern tip of [[The West Country]], but also so much more than that.
 
Cornwall is known for sun (which comes as a surprise to its inhabitants), sea, tin mining, surf dudes, cornishCornish pasties, cider, granite, fishing, farming, the [http://www.edenproject.com Eden Project], a language few speak in real life and a dialect that is nigh-indechiperable to anyone from 'up country', otherwise known as '[[England]]'. Historically, Cornwall was also known for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrecking_(shipwreck) wrecking] and smuggling, with a surprising number of long-lost smugglers' caves having been - we're assured - located near modern pubs.
 
With tin gone, fish gone and farming on wobbly territory, we thrive mostly on [[wikipedia:Emmet (Cornish)|emmets]]. We just wish we didn't.
 
One of the things emmets learn to appreciate is the Cornish road network, which is characterised by winding, single-track roads with hedges on either side. All of which sounds very English until you learn that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_hedge Cornish hedges] are actually seven foot high [[Deadly Walls|walls]] of mud and stone, and these roads were built before Londoners discovered the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SUV#Nicknames Chelsea tractor].
Cornish nationalists are fanatically proud of their Celtic heritage and will insist Cornwall is a seperate country or constituent- [[With Europe but Not of It|with England but not of it.]] Largely because it should be. Who says Wales gets all the fun?
 
Cornish nationalists are fanatically proud of their Celtic heritage and will insist Cornwall is a seperateseparate country or constituent- [[With Europe but Not of It|with England but not of it.]] Largely because it should be. Who says Wales gets all the fun?
 
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* The Duchy of Cornwall is the oldest dukedom in England, dating back to [[Leet Lingo|1337]]. The title of Duke of Cornwall is held by the eldest legitmatelegitimate son of [[British Royal Family|the British monarch]] - but [[Follow in My Footsteps|only if they are next in line of succession to the throne]]. Hence, Prince CharlesWilliam is the present Duke of Cornwall [[I Have Many Names|among his other titles]]; his present wife, CamillaCatherine, primarily usesholds the title Duchess of Cornwall.
** Bizarrely, King Charles I offered to elevate Cornwall to a ''kingdom'' during the English Civil War in return for support from Sir Bevil Grenville.
* Jethro: 'Comedian', if you like that sort of thing.