Corrupt Corporate Executive/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"I know this is supposed to be an evil corporation, but having actual pure, elemental evil lying around seems to be slight overkill."''|'''Evil Tim''', ''[[Let's Play]] [[Shinobi]]'', [http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid{{=}}-1253168287786355779&hl{{=}}en-GB# Stage 6-A]}}

{{quote|'''Ansem:''' ''We need to kick off 2009 with a bang. Something that will remind people how evil FOX truly is. I mean something that would make [[The Lord of the Rings|Sauron]] jealous. Just pure evil.''<br />

[Cut to a courtroom]<br />

'''Earl:''' ''I think you're missing the point sir! The world may be coming [[Apocalypse How|to an end!]]''<br />

{{quote|''"But in our culture ... corporations are always corrupt, and poverty is always the fault of the wealthy people's greed."''|'''Andrew Klavan''', ''[[Andrew Klavan on the Culture|Klavan on the Culture]]'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}90SdmjuCAqw "Liberal Fantasies vs. Reality: Can you Spot the Difference?"]}}

{{quote|''"You can wheel and deal the best of them

''Steal it from the rest of them

''You know the score

''Their ethics are a bore..."''|'''[[Ray Stevens]]''' - "Mr. Businessman"}}

{{quote|''"[[Schindler's List|Schindler]] and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, [[Comically Missing the Point|but mine worked, dammit!]]"''|'''Monty Burns''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}

{{quote|'''Bartleby''': (to the board of "Mooby") You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid - not a one of you passes for a decent human being. [[Karma Houdini|Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.]] Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year, you cheated on your wife of seventeen years eight times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home ''watching the kids.''<br />

'''Loki''': (giving him two thumbs up) In the bed that you and your wife share, no less.<br />

'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman - you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. ...<small>She, uh, killed herself two months later.</small><br />

''Mr. Braaaace disowned his gay son!'' Very compassionate, Mr. Brace!<br />

Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home...to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens.<br />

Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an ''eleven''-[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|year-old]]-'''BOY!'''<br />

Mr. Holtzman okay-ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he ''knew'' to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, [[Family Feud|SURVEY SAYS...]] less costly.<br />

(He approaches Ms. Price, [[Women Are Wiser|the only woman on the board]])<br />

'''Bartleby''': You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. [[Pet the Dog|Good for you]]. But ''you'', [[The Man|Mr. Whitland]], you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. [[Take Our Word for It|I cannot even mention them aloud.]] (whispers in his ear)<br />

''I'd rather you be dead''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}wlzCfgWJ42w Dethharmonic]''', ''[[Metalocalypse]]''}}

And working folk did as they're told. }}

{{quote|They were wonderful days, I remember,

And life was a beautiful thing. }}

{{quote|But the fortunes of mankind are changing;

By Harris and Tweed, I preferred it before."|[[The Roar Of The Greasepaint The Smell Of The Crowd]]}}

{{quote|''After all, what could a master criminal buy? There was a shortage of [[Supervillain Lair|seaside properties with real lava flows]] near a reliable source of piranhas, and the world sure as hell didn't need another Dark Lord, not with Gilt doing so well. Gilt didn’t need a tower with ten thousand trolls camped outside. He just needed a ledger and a sharp mind. It worked better, was cheaper and he could go out and party at night.''|''[[Discworld/Going Postal (Discworld)|Going Postal]]'' gives us the obligatory '''Pratchett''' quote}}