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{{quote|"''Some may never live, but the crazy never die.''"|'''[[Hunter S. Thompson]]'''}}
|'''[[Hunter S. Thompson]]'''}}
 
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{{quote|'''Thief''': Huh. This is pretty cool.
'''Black Mage''': Wah?! When did ''you'' get a class change?
'''Thief''': Hm? Oh, I stole it. From the future. |'''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'''}}
|'''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word ''one'' - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fuelled by my hatred for you this '''fear engine''' will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only catch a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."''|'''Tycho''', ''[[Penny Arcade]]''}}
|'''Tycho''', ''[[Penny Arcade]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"There's this guy we know got himself some power by doing something crazy - we're just waiting to see what he does next."''|'''Dayakka''', ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'', on Kamina}}
|'''Dayakka''', ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'', on Kamina}}
 
{{quote|''"I've codified the five different types of pillow fights:
Man vs Woman: Fun
Woman vs Woman: [[Pillow Fight|Awesome]]<br />
Man vs Man: Gay<br />
Man vs pillow: Crazy<br />
and Pillow vs Pillow: [[Trope Namer|Crazy Awesome]]"''|'''[[Important Things with Demetri Martin|Demetri Martin]]''' }}
|'''[[Important Things with Demetri Martin|Demetri Martin]]''' }}
 
{{quote|''"Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome -- that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have?''"|'''[[Demetri Martin]]''' on ''Pillow Fights''}}
{{quote|'''Jondar''': "Is he sane, this 'Doctor'?"
|'''[[Ms.Demetri Fanservice|PeriMartin]]''': "Sometimes...."|on ''[[DoctorPillow Who]]Fights''}}
 
{{quote|'''Jondar''': "Is he sane, this '"Doctor'?"?
{{quote|''"There's something you better understand about me because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!"''|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]''}}
'''[[Ms. Fanservice|Peri]]''': Sometimes....
|''[[Doctor Who]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Valerie Brannigan''': (The Doctor)'s completely insane!
{{quote|''"I just materialised out of thin air in one of your cafes as a result of an argument with a ghost of my great-grandfather. No sooner had I got there than my former self, the one that operated on my brain, popped into my head and said go see Zarniwoop. I have never heard of the cat. That is all I know.”''
'''Thomas Kincade Brannigan''': That, and a bit magnificent!|''[[Doctor Who]]'': "[[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S3 E3 Gridlock|Gridlock]]"}}
''He winked.''
|''[[Doctor Who]]'': "[[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S3 E3 Gridlock|Gridlock]]"}}
''“Mr. Beeblebrox sir,” said the receptionist in awed wonder, “you're so weird you should be in movies.”''
''“Yeah. And you, baby, should be in real life.”''|'''Zaphod Beeblebrox''', ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"There's something you better understand about me because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!"''|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]''}}
{{quote|''"Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire."'''|'''Dan McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
|'''The Doctor''', ''[[Doctor Who]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I just materialised out of thin air in one of your cafes as a result of an argument with a ghost of my great-grandfather. No sooner had I got there than my former self, the one that operated on my brain, popped into my head and said go see Zarniwoop. I have never heard of the cat. That is all I know.”''
{{quote|''"Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome -- that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have?''"|'''[[Demetri Martin]]''' on ''Pillow Fights''}}
''He winked.''
''“Mr. Beeblebrox sir,” said the receptionist in awed wonder, “you're so weird you should be in movies.”''
“Yeah. And you, baby, should be in real life.”
''“Yeah. And you, baby, should be in real life.”''|'''Zaphod Beeblebrox''', ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire."'''|'''Dan McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
{{quote|'''Abner''': Are you seriously thinking we should go ''back'' -- into a hostile town full of armed soldiers -- to rescue a girl from a ''[[Mad Scientist|madboy]]'s fortress?'' <br />
|'''LarsDan McNinja''':, ''Yes!''[[The YesAdventures Iof Dr. McNinja]]''am!''<br />}}
'''Abner''': There's a ''million'' reasons why that is ''not'' going to work.<br />
'''[[Super Soldier|Dimo]]''' (from the roof of a moving wagon where they managed to sneak): ''Dun vorry''. [[Badass Boast|Dere's ]]''[[Badass Boast|three ]]''[[Badass Boast|reasonz it ]]''[[Badass Boast|iz]]''.<br />
''[[Girl Genius]]'', "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20051125 The circus is sent away]" }}
 
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{{quote|'''Otacon''': I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But hearing that story...Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane!
{{quote|'''Abner''': Are you seriously thinking we should go ''back'' -- into a hostile town full of armed soldiers -- to rescue a girl from a ''[[Mad Scientist|madboy]]'s fortress?'' <br />
'''Snake''': Otacon, is this your idea of a compliment?
'''Lars''': ''Yes!'' Yes I ''am!''
'''Otacon''': Yes! You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore badass on the planet. You're...the shit!|''[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]''}}
'''Abner''': There's a ''million'' reasons why that is ''not'' going to work.<br />
'''[[Super Soldier|Dimo]]''' (from the roof of a moving wagon where they managed to sneak): [[Badass Boast|''Dun vorry''. [[Badass Boast|Dere's ]]''[[Badass Boast|three ]]''[[Badass Boast|reasonz it ]]''[[Badass Boast|iz'']]''.<br />
|''[[Girl Genius]]'', "[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20051125 The circus is sent away]" }}
 
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{{quote|'''Valerie Brannigan''': (The Doctor)'s completely insane!
{{quote|'''Otacon''': I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But hearing that story...Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane!
'''Thomas Kincade Brannigan''': That, and a bit magnificent!|''[[Doctor Who]]'': "[[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S3 E3 Gridlock|Gridlock]]"}}
'''Snake''': Otacon, is this your idea of a compliment?
'''Otacon''': Yes! You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore badass on the planet. You're...the shit!|''[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]''}}
|''[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."''|''[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html Telegraph]''}}
|''[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html Telegraph]''}}
 
{{quote|''There was only one sure thing I knew when starting [[Homestuck|HS]]. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement.''|'''Andrew Hussie''', author of [[MS Paint Adventures]]' '''''[[Homestuck]]'''''}}
|'''Andrew Hussie''', author of [[MS Paint Adventures]]' ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Sometimes, the only way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman."''
That is a stupid plan!
''"That is a stupid plan!"''|'''Angry Joe''' and '''[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]''' regarding {{spoiler|sending Dr. Insano after the Nostalgia Critic}}, ''[[Kickassia]]''}}
 
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