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One thing is required: the rhythm [[Ear Worm|has to be catchy]].
{{examples|Examples}}▼
If the song is less about how popular the song is and how nice is dancing to it, and more on literally explaining the steps of the choreography, then it is [[Music, Dance Instructions Included]]
== [[Film]] ==
* "The Time Warp" from ''[[The Rocky Horror Picture Show]]'' mentions a fair number of steps:
{{quote|
''And then a step to the right
''Put your hands on your hips
''And bring your knees in tight
''But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
''Let's do the Time Warp again! }}
* The [[Fred Astaire]]-[[Ginger Rogers]] movies were famous for these: they introduced "The Carioca" in ''[[Flying Down To Rio]]'', "The Continental" in ''[[The Gay Divorcee]]'', "The Piccolino" in ''[[
* At least 20% of ''[[Hairspray]]'' (the original) is a compilation of these songs.
* "Ballroom Dancing" by [[Paul McCartney]] is a past-tense version. (Listed here because the song eventually reached ''[[Give My Regards to Broad Street]]''.)
* "The French Mistake" from ''[[Blazing Saddles]]''
* "The Tina-Lina" in ''[[The Toast of New Orleans
* "Hoe Down" from ''[[Babes On Broadway]]''.
▲== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* "Do The Urkel" from ''[[Family Matters]]''.
* "The Chicken Song" from ''[[Spitting Image]]'' parodies this
{{quote|
''Stick a deckchair up your nose
''Buy a jumbo jet
''And then bury all your clothes
''Paint your left knee green
''Then extract your wisdom teeth
''Form a string quartet
''And pretend your name is Keith'' }}
* The ''[[Hannah Montana]]'' [[The Movie|movie]] has the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnbmZK7GxU Hoedown Throwdown]". Even in-universe, this one is stretching [[Willing Suspension of Disbelief]] a bit.
* In ''[[
* Leather Tuscadero wrote & performed "Do the Fonzie" on ''[[Happy Days]]''
* Carmine Ragusa sang "Do the Carmine" on ''[[Laverne and Shirley]]''
* ''[[
{{quote|
''Open the window and jump out'' }}
* The "Batusi", from [[Batman (TV series)|the 1960s ''Batman'' TV series]]. Invented for the show, and actually became popular and notable enough for [[The Other Wiki]] to have [[w:Batusi|a page about it]].
== [[Radio]] ==
* ''[[I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again]]'' enjoyed doing this on occasion. One of the more memorable ones was the '[[Running Gag|Gibbon]] Stuffing' song. It was [[Exactly What It Says
== [[Theatre]] ==
* Countless 1920s Broadway musicals had a
* "The Gazooka" from the revue ''Ziegfeld Follies of 1936'' was an [[Affectionate Parody]] of the
* "The Pussy Foot" from ''Goldilocks'' has a somewhat catchy tune but awful lyrics.
* Cole Porter's "Heaven Hop," last seen as a musical stowaway in revivals of ''Anything Goes''.
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* "Off-Time" from ''Ain't Misbehavin'''. Like the title song, this was originally used in the 1929 revue ''Hot Chocolates''.
* Played with in the Broadway production of ''[[Young Frankenstein]]'' with "The Transylvania Mania" because they're trying to distract the townspeople from the Monster's sounds and so making it up on the spot. The lyrics consist of contrived rhyming claims on how much fun it is (but purposefully for parody)
{{quote|
''Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.
''Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
''hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
''Love it! Do the Transylvania mania!'' }}
* "Yankee Doodle Rhythm" from the 1927 version of ''Strike Up the Band''.
* "Evil Dead: The Musical" tried to do this with "Do the Necronomicon".
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with "Do the Bartman".
* ''[[
** In another episode, Patrick wins a dance contest after rolling around because of a cramp. (He won by default, as the only dancer who did his own dancing.) This is followed by a fake commercial for "The Cramp".
* ''The [[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]'''s ending credits instructed viewers on how to "Do the Mario."
** For those unfamiliar, you swing your arms from side to side, take one step, and then again. The Mario is just ''running.''
*** [[Genius Bonus|Which is a reference to Mario's hypnotic walk cycle in the original]] [[Super Mario Bros.]]
* ''[[The Flintstones]]'' had "The Twitch", created by a singer after an allergic reaction to pickled dodo eggs.
* The Schmeerskahoven in ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'' stimulated every pressure point on the body during the dance, allowing the dancer to be completely brainwashed.
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** "Rock Around The Clock"
** [[Christmas Songs|"Jingle Bell Rock"]]
* Usher had "U-Turn" from his ''8701'' album
{{quote|
''Bend your knees''
''Bounce around in a circle''
''Get down with me''
''Come on, come on (it ain't hard to learn)''
''Come on, come on (it's called the U Turn)'' }}
* ''"Baila en tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar alegría, cosa buena..."''
* Parodied in [[Lemon Demon]]'s "Dance Like An Idiot"
{{quote|
''Then do a three-sixty with your eyes shut tight
''While you're dizzy, get busy and pretend you're a mime
''Then make whiny noises, and clap five times
''Hold out your arms, start running in place
''Try to do the moonwalk, and fall on your face
''Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
''Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks. }}
** Similarly but more scatologically parodied by Rappy McRapperson's "Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance" which is about [[Exactly What It Says
* DJ Casper's "Cha Cha Slide"
* "Mambo Number Five" by Pérez Prado, covered by Lou Bega.
{{quote|
''Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
''Take one step left and one step right,
''One to the front and one to the side.
''Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
''And if it
* [[The Village People|"YMCA"]]
* [[Soulja Boy|YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]]
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* Marcia Griffiths's "Electric Slide"
* "''[[Caramelldansen Vid|Caramelldansen]]''" is pure this (though the dance described in the lyrics has nothing in common with the "dance" from the [[Memetic Mutation|looped video clip]] that made it popular). Translated, it goes something like this:
{{quote|
''Clap your hands
''Do like we do
''Take some steps to the left
''Listen and learn
''Don't miss the chance
''Now we're here with
''The Caramell Dance!
* Before the [[Velvet Underground]] came about, [[Lou Reed]] wrote a version of these called "The Ostrich" featuring a ridiculous dance that involved people ''stepping on other people's heads.''
* ''Limbo good, Limbo fine, Everybody gets a chance...'' Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
* "The Compromise" by the Format satirizes this by describing a dance whose steps are "Throw your partner behind a desk, where they'll do absolutely nothing so it's your job to dance and smile". It's a retaliation against the record company, who asked them to write a hit (hence "The Compromise").
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8fndX_7PqQ Put your elbow up tight, make a step with the right, tilt your head to the side and smile real, real wide! LEO STRUT!]
* "Do the Strand" by Roxy Music. There are [[Calvin Ball|almost literally no instructions on how to do it]] in the lyrics, so it's possible it's just a long reference to other songs of this trope.
* ''Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show'' had a song called "[[Exactly What It Says
* Parodied in "The Sacro-Iliac" by 10CC:
{{quote|
''Nuthin!
''In any tempo, in any rhythm...
''Come right back and do the Sacro-Iliac.'' }}
* Sort of parodied by [[
{{quote|
''Saw a monkey in a cage,
''Doin' a dance that could be the rage! }}
* "Do The Reggay" by Toots & The Maytals. Possibly the most successful one of all, since instead of popularizing a dance, it wound up naming an entire genre of music (with a minor change in spelling).
* "The Vatican Rag" by [[Tom Lehrer]] is another satirical example.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump!]''
* [[Cab Calloway|"The Calloway Boogie"]]
* [[Older Than Television]]: [
* Parodied in [https://web.archive.org/web/20140203230643/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/old-fashioned-line-dance-or-square/ this] [[Songs to Wear Pants To]] song.
* ''[[Dance Dance Revolution]]'' has a song called [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqGPhkrPVpw The 7 Jump]. Unfortunately the lyrics seem to assume that you're watching [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ4GgjL2ZoU the music video] to the song so you'd never learn how to do it just from hearing it. Hilariously, the lyrics comment about how easy it is to do.
* ''Open the door, get on the floor, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y&feature=related everybody walk the dinosaur.]''
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184&feature=related Well everybody's heard about the bird...] (The Bird was originally a dance, and was indeed "the word.")
* "The Wilbury Twist" by [[Supergroup|The Traveling Wilburys]] invites the dancer to, among other things, fall on his ass, put his teeth in a glass, and put his blindfold on so his friends can get away from him ("Could be ''years'' before you're missed!").
* [[
** "The Crusher" [[Covered Up|was originally by]] obscure 60's garage rock group The Novas, who used [[Guttural Growler]] vocals to fit with the wrestling-themed "dance" of the title: the only two moves given for the crusher itself are "take your fist and put it on your waist" and "squeeze your partner's head 'til she's blue in the face", and the listener is also repeatedly urged to "do the hammerlock" and "the eye-gouge".
* Parodied with The Lonely Island's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0 "The Creep"], a dance specifically designed to make one look like, well, a creep.
* The Cupid Shuffle. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24_zoqu4_Q To the right! To the right! To the right! To the right!]
* [[MC Frontalot]] has the 'Margaret Thatcher' from his song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcrSm_C3lA Wallflowers], which describes exactly the [[Adorkable]] dance that would be performed by an awkward geek with no idea how to dance. Notable for taking 'vague steps' [[Up to Eleven]] - after all, if it's an awkward nerd dance, ''you're not supposed to know what you're doing.''
{{quote|
''Wiggle, wobble, wriggle,
''coddle your young,
''intensify your ennui,
''then before you get done,
''put your left foot over to the left if you dare,
''then pretend you got scared,
''then point at your hair. }}
* A slew of awkwardly titled rap-dance sensation songs were released after the success of the Soulja Boy, with varied amounts of success:
** The Stanky Legg
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** The Dougie (discussed in TWO songs)
** Lean Like a Cholo
* [[The Bangles]]-s [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk "Walk like an Egyptian
* The Dismemberment Plan's "Do The Standing Still", which uses the lyrical format of a typical dance sensation song to satirize how non-demonstrative indie rock audiences often are:
{{quote|
''Across the entire nation
''Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids
''All dancing in suspended animation
** Oddly predated by 15 years with an identically titled song by Belgian [[New Wave]] band The Employees, which had basically the same lyrical premise.
* "The Crunge" by [[Led Zeppelin]] is another parody of this style of song, influenced by [[James Brown]], but with an undanceable, oddly-timed rhythm.
* [[Eels]]' "Going Fetal" is a pretty sardonic parody: According to the lyrics, the latest dance craze is the [[Troubled Fetal Position]].
== [[Real Life]] ==
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