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* And, for that matter, Chaos and Terriermon from ''[[Dimensions (Fanfic)|Dimensions]]''. No relation. Plus Impmon.

* Sarakshi, Marjani and Tora from ''[[Seduction]]''. Will often engage in [[Snark to Snark Combat|Snark-to-Snark Combats]]. Some examples:

'''Marjani:''' That is a highly flattering compliment, Sarakshi. I don't know how I've survived so far without it. }}

 

'''Tora:''' I'm sure something as unattractive as that would be right up your street. }}

* Matt, Arthur, and Chris from [[Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy|Part Right Half Wrong a Third Crazy]], although given that it's pretty much a [[World of Snark]], practically everyone is this at some point.

* [[Time Master|Nasira]] in [[Keepers of the Elements]] is the most notable snarker in the whole story.

* The four in ''[[With Strings Attached]]''. Some examples:

George: "Because I'm a better person than you.” }}

 

Ringo: “If you were a doctor, would you have little fools for patients?” }}

* While it's generally common for fans to portray [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Matt]] this way in most ''[[Death Note]]'' fanfics, [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7292991/1/Xanatos Xanatos] decided to have a field day with it. Made [[Hilarity Ensues|even better]] by the fact that Linda generally [[Sarcasm Blind|doesn't get it right away]].

'''Linda''': [[Ask a Stupid Question|Out there? Um...are you sure?]]<br />

'''Matt''': No, actually there's an underground network of tunnels running through a doorway in the back of my closet. }}

* The eponymous [[Midnight Green|Midnight Green.]]

* In [[Legend of Zelda Rings of Dualty|The Legend of Zelda: Rings of Dualty]], protagonists Link and Samba get their moments, as do various NPCs. Most humor comes from [[Lampshade Hanging]], though.

 

"Yeah, sneaking past all the OTHER guards instead of going and asking the FIRST one's pretty rude," the man scoffed. }}

* In [[Blinky Bill|The Aventures Of Blinky Bill]] fanfic [http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7729042/1/ I'll Stand By You] and it's sequel [http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7782580/1/ Scars Are Forever], [[Shrinking Violet|Shifty]] [[Precious Puppy|Dingo]] is turned into a [[Deadpan Snarker]] towards Marcia, Danny Dingo, Blinky and Flap.

'''Shifty Dingo:''' Well, if it makes you feel better, I wore a pink apron with butterflies on it while I baked them. }}

 

'''Shifty Dingo:''' Deforestation. }}

 

* Everyone in ''[[The End Is Near]]'' but especially Light with his imaginary "advice column."

* Harry becomes (or at least, becomes more obviously so) in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6335808/1/The_Wizard_in_the_Shadows The Wizard In The Shadows] getting steadily snarkier as time goes on. The narration owes a lot to the [[Discworld]] style of narration as well.

'''Harry''': *just after Gandalf free's Theoden from Saruman* Look upon your kingdom once more. I hear it’s very nice this time of year. }}

* Pretty much anyone who's not [[Too Dumb to Live|an idiot]] or [[Weirdness Censor|unobservant]] in ''[[Calvin and Hobbes: The Series|Calvin and Hobbes The Series]]''.

* Tatl Beryllia in ''[[The Blue Blur of Termina]]'', especially with Sonic:

'''Tatl:''' You see any ''other'' doors, kid? Let's ''go'' already! }}

* Sho in [[How I Became Yours]]

* In the [[Katawa Shoujo]] fanfic, From Shizune's Perspective, Shizune may be one in canon, but Misha becomes one in here, as the author suggests that she would act that way in sign language-only conversations. At one point, Shizune becomes suspicious because Misha is not snarking at her.

'''Shizune''': Your loss. Too late for you anyway; I'm over my big girl phase. (Misha laughs) }}

* [[Death Note|Matt, Light, and L]] in ''[[A Cure for Love]]'' in a very [[Britcom]] way.