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Yes, yes, I'm getting to that: "How could a dweebish square like Wade Wilson ever become ''the sexiest mercenary alive''?" Tricky question. Best I remember is some nice ice-cream salesmen told me they could fix my terminal cancer by injecting me with [[X-Men|Wolverine's]] man-juice (and by that I mean his DNA. [[Accidental Innuendo|Perv]]). Suddenly... ''-insert Dramatic Fanfare here-'' No, wait, let's go with that old [[Six Million Dollar Man]] thing instead. Yeah, I like that better. ''Bip-bip-bip-bip-BIP''... I became better, faster, strongerer and even got [[Healing Factor|the ability to heal quickly]], so that whenever the cancer shows up it ''instantly'' gets fixed... which is good, because it keeps showing up. As in instantly ''after'' it gets fixed. Yeah, you ladies knew it, right? I am [[This Is Sparta|just. That. Charming]].

 

 

Anyway, so you wanna know my fighting style, huh? Why, ''[[Confusion Fu|being absolutely rassum frassum crazy]]'' is my fighting style, kiddies! [[Don't Try This At Home]]! Wait... y'know what, go ahead, makes my job easier in the long run. Guns, [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosives]], guns, my trusty [[Katanas Are Just Better|katana]], [[Department of Redundancy Department|guns, guns]], [[Improvised Weapon|anything I find on the ground]], [[It's a Long Story|doorknobs]], guns, and [[Overly Long Gag|firearms]] are all ways I kill people. That is, of course, on the rare occasions my razor-sharp wit hasn't caused them to crumple into sobbing balls of surrender ''long'' before that. My good buddy Weasel also provides me with shiny new gadgets that help to kill more, so I can [[New Powers as the Plot Demands|use any power I want]].

* I decided to animate myself as a member of Weapon X in ''[[Hulk vs. Wolverine]]'', the first time I ever got animated excluding [[X-Men (animation)|the 90's X-Men cartoon]] where some guy called Morph decided to transform into me for a second. [[Nolan North]] provided my heavenly voice and although I never mentioned I was in a cartoon, I was still cool.

* I was going to star in ''[[Wolverine and the X-Men]]'' in its second season (with Nolan North voicing me), but some executive decided to cancel the show. What the hell?

* I also decided to drop into ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'', with Nolan voicing me again. '''[[Memetic Mutation|F*@# THE KNICKS!]]'''

* I'm even going to be in The ''[[The Superhero Squad Show|Marvel Super Hero Squad Online Game]]''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRRPu9kfMo Here's a trailer with me in it]. Blink and you'll miss me, but you can clearly see me shooting an exploding Piñata! Weird.

* [[Defictionalization|I even managed to break into]] [[Real Life]], too! [http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/2011/may/25/self-appointed-superhero-watches-over-wenatchee/ You can see me patrolling the streets in Wenatchee Valley]. And again at Comic-Con! I even brought my health bar and got to play in an ''Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3'' tournament ([[Accidental Innuendo|playing with myself]], of course)!

* [[Kansas City Shuffle]]: My genius plan to get Norman Osborn to pay up after he stole one of my marks and ruined my rep. ''No one'' screws with my professional reputation.

* [[Katanas Are Just Better]]: Hell yes, they are!

** In my [[Marvel vs. Capcom|MvC3]] ending, I got to mac with most of the lovely ladies at my slammin' party after wasting Galactus's purple pimply ass! Until I accidentally wiped out Cleveland... whoops!

* [[Even Heroes Have Heroes]]: In one ''Deadpool Team-Up'' arc, I totally go fanboy over [[The Mighty Thor|Thor]]. Even when he's beating me up!

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