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* The opening theme song is [[Doctor Who|"I Can't Decide"]] by the [[Scissor Sisters]].
* The parody music video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fu2nykadfY&list=PLDEBCC868724EAA19&index=4&feature=plpp_video "Not Gay (They Just Wrote Me In That Way)"]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5L_JO2cao0&list=PLDEBCC868724EAA19&index=10 The opening of episode 9] has Light gazing mournfully out the window while [[Slouch of Villainy|Ryuk is lounging in his bed.]] The abridger dubbed over Ryuk asking: [[Bedmate Reveal|"Do you want to talk about it?"]] [[Ho Yay|Never be able to look at that scene the same way again.]]
** [[Brick Joke|And at the end of the episode]] Ryuk asks Light if [[Yaoi Guys|he wants to go again.]]
* Light would really like some [[Brain Bleach]]:
{{quote|'''Ryuk:''' But if you give up the notebook you'll forget all about me.
'''Light:''' '''''GOOD!''''' }}
* L agrees to go on a date with Light in order to investigate Sayu.
* Higuchi is irritated when the other members of Yotsuba are less than helpful:
{{quote|'''Higuchi:''' What's the point of having minions if they don't do your work for you! [[The Slacker|I should be watching the Home Shopping Network in my underware]] but ''NO'', I have to go out and commit a murder!}}
* When Light [[Memory Gambit|relinquishes his Kira memories]] [[Suddenly Sexuality|he abruptly goes back in the closet and when he regains his memories...]]
{{quote|'''Light:''' I've won! [[Evil Laugh|muwahahaha!]] [[Camp Gay|Oh by the way L that outfit looks]] ''[[Camp Gay|amazing]]'' [[Camp Gay|on you!]]}}
* [[Couldn't Find a Pen|When Light is stabbing himself with a pin so he can]] {{spoiler|[[Couldn't Find a Pen|kill Higuchi]]}} [[Hilarity Ensues]]:
{{quote|'''Light:''' First I gotta get my stupid watch open. Aw, there we go...
'''L:''' What's that Light?
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'''L:''' Light, do you need me to come over there?
'''Light:''' No, no. I'm okay. [[Double Entendre|I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.]] }}
* Light literally scares the crap out of Shinigami.
* [[Foe Yay|After Light and L talk and L gives Light a foot rub...]]
{{quote|'''Light:''' Well, we've been outside talking for awhile and we've decided to make it official. '''''I LOVE L! AND HE LOVES ME!''''' I'm going to dump Misa so I can be with L!
'''Everyone:''' ''Gasp''
'''L:''' [[Hilarity Ensues|No, I think you've misinterpreted the situation...]] }}
* When L is {{spoiler|[[Killed Mid-Sentence]]}}:
{{quote|'''L:''' Light is Kira and Misa is the Second--
'''Souichiro:''' The second? The Second what? ...Oh my God, she's the [[Second Coming]]! }}
* ''[[Queen|Don't Stop Me Now...]]''
* Light's [[Freak-Out]] at {{spoiler|L's grave}}:
{{quote|'''Light:''' {{spoiler|"You died over nothing! You died because you told Matsuda Mickey isn't real. ''How STUPID is that!''}} ([[Glowing Eyes of Doom]]) [[Yandere|I loved you L and you smashed my heart into a million pieces.]] [[Unrequited Love Lasts Forever|I will never love again.]] <br />
'''Ryuk:''' Light, uh... [[Horrifying the Horror|you're scaring me.]] <br />
'''Light:''' Oh Ryuk, I haven't even ''begun'' to scare you yet! }}
* Light's [[Villainous Breakdown]] in the opening credits of Season 2, Episode 7:
{{quote|'''Light:''' L, why?! ''[[Foe Yay|Why did you leave me?!]]'' [[Villainous Breakdown|Why did you leave me alone with these IDIOTS! *sobbing*]] [[Angst? What Angst?|And... yeah, I'm over it now.]] }}
* The cast singing [[Queen|Bohemian Rhapsody]].
* [[I Have No Son|Mr. Yagami has no son.]] He has two daughters.
* [[British Accents|Mello's voice.]] Just... his voice... He would fit right into a ''[[Monty Python]]'' routine.
* When Mello and Near are introduced:
{{quote|'''Mello:''' No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ''ever!'' The first thing he did when he was born was [[Flipping the Bird|he flipped me off!]] <br />
'''Near:''' [[Bigger Is Better in Bed|Mine's bigger.]] }}
* When Mello's mafia minions kidnap an old grey-haired guy...
{{quote|'''Mello:''' I asked you to bring me Sayu Yagami. A 17 year old girl. Does this look like a 17 year old girl to you?
'''Minion 1:''' No...
'''Minion 2:''' [[Surrounded by Idiots|Yes.]] }}
* When Mello kidnaps Sayu and tries to "[[Epic Fail|speak Japanese]]":
{{quote|'''Mello:''' [[Politically-Incorrect Villain|Yagami-san Me has your daughter. Me love her long time.]] [[Lampshade Hanging|That was racist of me, wasn't it?]] Sorry.}}
* Misa refuses to acknowledge that Light is gay.
{{quote|'''Light:''' Now I need a place to stay.
'''Misa:''' You want to move in with me? Yay!
'''Ryuk:''' Ha!
'''Light:''' I... ''*Sighs*'' this is the worst day ever! }}
* Light doesn't get why the taskforce always wants to hang out at his apartment:
{{quote|'''Light:''' I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment?
'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
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'''Light:''' [[Sorry, I'm Gay|Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]] }}
* [[Mistaken for Pedophile|The president has his people pick up Near by offering him candy and abducting him.]]
* When Mello kidnaps Sayu, Mr. Yagami begs Mello to take his gay son as well. Of course, [[Jerkass|Mr. Yagami]] [[I'm Standing Right Here|knows Light is listening in...]]
{{quote|'''Mr. Yagami:''' How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my ''other'' daughter for free!
'''Light:''' [[Visible Silence|...]] ''(*[[Death Glare]]*)''<br />
'''Mello:''' No, no! I don't want that! I just want the death note! <br />
'''Mr. Yagami:''' What if I paid you? <br />
'''Mello:''' [[Punctuated! forFor! Emphasis!|I! do! not! want! Your! kids!]] Just the Death Note! }}
* [[Tempting Fate|You just had to say it, didn't you, Light?]]
{{quote|'''Light:''' It's been five years and no sightings of {{spoiler|L}}'s ghost. I think I'm in the clear.
''' {{spoiler|L}}:''' [[Still haunting you.]]
'''Light:''' Dammit! }}
* Sidoh doesn't want to leave the Shinigami realm because they locked him out the last time.
* The subversion of the [[Enemy Mine]] situation where Kira calls up [[Da Chief]]: "Hey Dad, it's Light..."
* Light's death note hiding place:
{{quote|'''Light''': As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—my pants!
'''Misa''': Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!
'''Ryuk''': You're not missing anything. }}
* [[Da Chief]] is trying to be dramatic:
{{quote|'''Souichiro''': [[Star Wars|Light, I am your father.]] <br />
'''Light''': (*''sighs''*) I know that dad. }}
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