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== ''Deep Impact'' is racist propaganda. ==
In the future world of ''Deep Impact'', there's an African-American president (played by Morgan Freeman!). Immediately after this, [[Rocks Fall Everyone Dies|giant world-killing rocks start falling]] out of the sky. Clearly, the [[Family
* Morgan Freeman plays God in ''[[Bruce Almighty]]'', so maybe he's punishing the world for electing himself president!
** ''Deep Impact'' is a parable about the importance of separation of Church and State.
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The United States is going to be rebuilding its own infrastructure, and trying to feed its own people left homeless by the tidal waves. So I doubt we'll be sending our much needed equipment to help the Russians. And god forbid there be a crop failure like those in the past in Russia because of all the space dust kicked up when the second comet ("Wolf") exploded. That's going to be a lot of people in the Russian Federation dying of starvation.
And if the above isn't bad enough, China might get the idea that Russia might think this is a good time to invade China - and [[Nuke
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