Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"I'm proud that I wrote a comic where a Lovecraftian horror is stopped in its tendrilly tracks by a [[Exaggerated Trope|stuffed animal]]."''|[[Dominic Deegan|Michael "Mookie" Terracino]] (see [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-02-17 "News" comment])}}

'''[[The Devil]]:''' Welcome GWAR to my domain / It's nice to be called on by so many names / Now what's this I hear about you kicking '''my''' ass?|''[[GWAR]]'', ''The One Who Will Not Be Named''}}

{{quote|'''Q''': You hit me! [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Picard]] never hit me!<br />

'''Sisko''': [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|I'm not Picard]].|''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]''}}

'''Grundy:''' Birdnose is right!|''[[Justice League]], "The Terror Beyond"''}}

{{quote|''"Then we will fight... and we will save our people. Make peace with whatever it is you gods worship. Your end is near!"''|'''Ike''', ''[[Fire Emblem|Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn]]''}}

{{quote|''"No matter how subtle the Jenoine, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp its style."''|'''Vladimir Taltos''', ''[[Dragaera|Issola]]''}}

{{quote|''"I have already killed one god today. If I had known today was a day for killing gods, I would have paced myself"''|'''Iron Bars''', ''[[Malazan Book of the Fallen|Midnight Tides]]''}}

{{quote|''"So I brought in Death, and Death went around killing things, and then I brought in [[God]], and Death killed God, and then'' I ''had to kill him...''"''|A [[YouTube]] video, discussing ''[[Scribblenauts]]''}}

{{quote|'''Ivo Shandor''': ''[[A God Am I|I am a god!]]''<br />

'''Egon Spengler''': ''We eat gods for breakfast.''|''[[Ghostbusters|Ghostbusters The Video Game]]''}}

{{quote|''"You're not even really alive. You're just [[Deus Est Machina|a machine]]...and machines can be broken!"''|'''Commander Shepard''', ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}

{{quote|''"Shepard, [[Understatement|you have become an annoyance.]]"''|'''{{spoiler|Harbinger}}''', ''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}}

{{quote|''"Personally, I've always liked tackling legends. It's so much fun to let the air out of them."''|'''Watchman''', one of the very [[Badass]] stormtroopers of the [[Outbound Flight|Empire of the Hand.]]}}

{{quote|''"If they stat it, we can kill it."''|''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|meme]]}}

{{quote|''"Don't worry about the [[Eldritch Abomination|eldritch horror]], we've got [[Crazy Prepared|a plan for this contingency]] -- as soon as we've evac'd we'll just pop [[Macross Missile Massacre|a brace of Storm Shadows]] on his ass and send him right back down where he came from."''|'''Captain Alan Barnes''', ''[[The Laundry Series|The Jennifer Morgue]]''}}

{{quote|''"It's a funny thing about the old gods. You think that just because they're old, they must be difficult to kill. But when the fighting starts, they go down just like anybody else. They're not stronger, they're just older."''|'''The Beast/ {{spoiler|Martin Chatwin}}''', ''[[The Magicians]].''}}

{{quote|''"Oooooh! I just [[Groin Attack|kicked Q in the joy department]]! That can't be smart!...[[Crowning Moment of Funny|Let's do it again!]]"''|'''[[Video Game/The Spoony Experiment|The Spoony Experiment]]''''s [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/02/12/695/ review] of ''[[Star Trek]]: Borg''}}

'''Kratos:''' The Sisters are dead.|''God of War II''}}

'''Cthulhu:''' Oh Crikey. You again?|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]!'' [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/635.html #635]}}

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Iris'''}}: [[This Cannot Be!|To think I'd lose to a single mage fighting by herself]]...<br />

'''Spiritia''': {{spoiler|Iris}}, you're wrong. [[The Power of Friendship|I won because everyone was cheering me on]]. No one is ever truly alone. It's because you couldn't believe in others... because you [[Complete Monster|couldn't love your fellow man]]... That's why you lost.|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}}

{{quote|''"...Is that all? My blade is telling me to spill your blood, and I am inclined to obey. I don't care if you're a God, a human, or even an insect; I will rip you apart just the same."''|'''Grolla''', ''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}}

{{quote|''"Call me... the Guarding Dark. Imagine how powerful I must be. And now, get out of town."''|'''The Guarding Dark''', ''[[Discworld/Thud|Thud]]''}}

{{quote|[[Phantasy Star IV|The Profound Darkness]]: "Hello, my name is the Profound Darkness, and I got beaten to death by a [[Just a Kid|teenage kid]] [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits|and his motley crew of heroes and misfits]]."<br />

[[Shining in the Darkness|Darksol]], Iom, [[The Legend of Zelda|Ganondorf]], [[Chrono Trigger|Lavos]] and Valmar: "Hello, Profound Darkness..."<br />

-- |Conversations within a support group.|[https://web.archive.org/web/20120524043554/http://www.phantasy-star.net/cwe/conversations7.html Conversations within Elsydeon.]}}

''Tycho:'' Good man.|''[[Penny Arcade Adventures]]''}}

{{quote|How can this be? After I've absorbed God? How can this mere human, this ''alchemist,'' manage to... ''(Gets punched out by Ed)''|Father: [[Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]}}

{{quote|See, cuz right now this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God, I do it every day. You know, some people have breakfast, I kill God, with my super-giant house-sized sword, you know, [[Breathless Non-Sequitur|it has 3 mortages in it, 2 families can live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon]]; it's pretty rad.|[[Raocow]]}}

{{quote|Puny god.|{{spoiler|[[The Incredible Hulk]]}}, right after [[Metronomic Man-Mashing|putting the hurt on]] Loki, '''[[The Avengers (2012 film)|The Avengers]]'''}}