Donald Trump: Difference between revisions

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** A documentary by [[Frontline]] has suggested that this was [[It's Personal|the moment]] that Trump decided to seriously run for President, in order to prove everyone wrong.
* [[Ignorant of His Own Ignorance]]: his understanding of uranium is unparalleled.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs Uranium = Bad] ''youtube.com''</ref> (See Know-Nothing Know-It-All below for more)
* [[Implacable Man]]: Proclaimed by supporters with the unofficial slogan "Can't Stump the Trump", referencing what they see as an ability to have repeated (political) attacks just glance off of him instead of sticking like most candidates. Trump contracting COVID-19 and being cleared by his doctors days later despite being in the "vulnerable" category as an elderly man (Trump was 74 when he contracted COVID-19 furthered this.
** Even the Democratic party's own analysts will (in hindsight) give him credit for accomplishing the almost impossible feat of being on the opposite end of both the most lavishly-funded and well-connected political campaign team in history ''and'' the most consistently unfavorable press coverage ever received by a Presidential candidate in the past century and still triumphing over both on sheer determination.
* [[Improbable Hairstyle]]: ApparentlyHis ahairstyle, mixturetoupee ofor a cross-grid combovernot, threeis cansvery ofdistinct hairsprayand andhard ato ferretshift.
** British Political Cartoonist Dave Brown [https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/11/07/18/cartoon-8-november-2018.jpg?width=1368&height=912&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=70 regularly] [https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/11/05/18/cartoon-6-november-2018.jpg?width=1368&height=912&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=70 depicts] Trump's hair as an autonomous and evil looking rodent.
** ''[[Scandinavia and the World]]'' has shown the hairdo as [https://satwcomic.com/the-biggest-and-bestest-hostage-taker a separate entity capable of holding people hostage].
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** Even his wife Melania can't escape the iron-y grip of Trumpdom<ref>[https://thehill.com/homenews/media/340025-tapper-so-how-is-melanias-anti-cyberbullying-campaign-going Melania's Anti Bullying Campaign] ''thehill.com''</ref>: she advocates for the prevention of cyber-bullying while her husband - ''the most powerful man in the world'' - bullies people on the internet.<ref>[https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1029010124881453056 Trump tweet] ''twitter.com''</ref> Ouch.<ref>[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/melania-trump-cyberbullying-john-brennan-donald-trump-tweet-twitter-cia-director-a8499666.html Melania on Cyber-Bullying] ''independent.co.uk''</ref>
** see [[The Nicknamer]] below: whilst naming Ted Cruz "Lyin' Ted" and Hillary Clinton "Crooked Hillary", Trump is himself the subject of an ongoing investigation, is ''arguably'' one of the biggest liars on the planet, and is very ''possibly'' crooked.
* [[It Will Never Catch On]]: Outside of his own campaign team the number of political pundits, analysts, or insiders even remotely willing to entertain the idea that Donald Trump could successfully be elected President could literally be counted on the fingers of one hand. Of course, thenThen he wonproved them wrong by anywaywinning.
** Youtube has a [https://youtu.be/zT0Rjc6jKCg highlight reel of the best Trump election skepticism], complete with punchline.
** [[Dilbert|Scott Adams]] got it right, however.
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