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Beardbeard is a dorf who set out on an adventure to get a name for himself, earn some cash, and get drunk. Other characters include Garrelf, the only manly elf in existence, Aldwin the human rogue, the neckbeard apprentice Lily, and the orc Cultist of Xom. The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest Here.]

 

* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]] - Among many other horrible crimes, Rary the wizard is also wanted for dine-and-dashing.

* [[Art Evolution]]

* [[Awesome Moment of Crowning]] - Garrelf's apparently took four days, and mostly involved non-stop sex with the queen.

* [[Body Horror]] - Xom is all about this.

* [[Cast Herd]] - Beardbeard and Garrelf. Aldwin, Lily, and Cultist. Later, {{spoiler|Garrelf and Arialla.}}

* [[Catapult Nightmare]] - Whenever Aldwin remembers a certain horrific event in his dreams...

* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]] - Xom, being the god of chaos, is a random, cackling fool. However, if he ever becomes serious he can be a deadly force: the planet used to have three moons at some point.

* [[Death Is Cheap]]

* [[Eviler Than Thou]] - The showdown between Garrelf and Beardbeard, * both* having been declared the big bads of the world.

* [[The Face of the Sun]] - [[Sun Beard]] is pretty cool.

* [[Fight Unscene]] - [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3512634/#3513231 Man that was an epic battle. Good thing I didn't draw it panel by panel] - [[Noodle Incident|just the Lasso Scene would have taken forever!]]

* [[Genre Savvy]] - Lily.

* [[Improvised Weapon]] - Doorshield, Axefoot. This is one of Beardbeard's powers: 'Anything is a weapon'.

* [[Indy Ploy]] - All the time, by everyone from Gnome, through players, to characters themselves.

* [[In the Back]] - Partly subverted: Glittergold challenged the god Oona for a fair battle in order to gain her divinity for himself... except that she was currently on her deathbed because he had poisoned her for an entire year beforehand.

* [[Laser-Guided Amnesia]] - {{spoiler|Poor Mado was largely motivated by getting her friend/[[Ship Tease|lover]] back to life, only to forget her entirely by a convenient head wound just before she finally came back.}}

* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]] - At first we just had Beardbeard and Sunbeard. Then Garrelf, Musclebeard, and Satan. And then Aldwin and Lily. And then Finlay, Cultist, Arialla, Fate, Nemelex, Glittergold, Goldmoon, Nevada, Mado, Kav, Nana, Mace, Yami, Presley, Mah-Mee, Coco, Djinn, King, British, Jeeves, Krann... And we will likely meet more.

* [[Shield Surf]]

* [[Ship Tease]] - Gnome gleefully supports all shipping with art.

* [[Subordinate Excuse]] - Mado to Nevada.

* [[Tertiary Sexual Characteristics]] - Girls are pink! And gods are blue! In fact, the widespread acceptance of this trope allowed Kav to be noticed as a girl long before people knew anything about her.

** Driblis took TWELVE levels in Badass.

* [[Torture Technician]] - Garrelf.

** Also applies to Garrelf. He can 'power up' by taking off his bracers, but its a one-way ticket to eternal banishment.

* [[Break the Cutie|Naga nurse]].

 

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