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{{quote|Someone ate the baby it's rather sad to say<br />
Someone ate the baby so she won't be out to play<br />
We'll never hear her whiny cry<br />
or have to feel if she is dry<br />
We'll never hear her asking, "Why, why, why?"<br />
Someone ate the baby.<br />
 
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Someone ate the baby it's absolutely clear<br />▼
Someone ate the baby it'causes theabsolutely baby isn't here<br />clear
Someone ate the baby, though'cause shethe wasnbaby isn't very sweet<br />here▼
We'll give away her toys and clothes<br />
We'll nevergive haveaway toher wipe hertoys nose<brand />clothes
We'll never have to wipe her nose
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."<br />
Someone ate the baby.<br />
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Someone ate the baby, what a frightful thing to eat<br />
 
▲Someone ate the baby, though she wasn't very sweet<br />
ItSomeone wasate the baby, what a heartlessfrightful thing to do<br />eat
▲Someone ate the baby, it'sthough absolutelyshe wasn't clear<brvery />sweet
The policemen haven't got a clue<br />▼
It was a heartless thing to do
▲The policemen haven't got a clue<br />
I simply can't imagine who would go and (burp) eat the baby.|[[Shel Silverstein]] - "Dreadful"}}
 
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{{quote|''"I will eat your babies, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch!]]"''|'''"Sweet" Dee Reynolds''', ''[[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Baldrick''': He still wants to see you, my lord.<br />
'''Edmund''': Did you mention the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?<br />
'''Baldrick''' Yes, my lord<br />
'''Edmund''' What did he say?<br />
'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': He said 'I AM the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells. You haven't any children, have you Blackadder?<br />
'''Edmund''': No, no, I'm not married.<br />
'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': In that case I'll skip breakfast and get straight to business.|''[[Blackadder|Blackadder II]]'', Money.}}
 
{{quote|''"I like children - fried."''<br />
''"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."''|'''[[Child-Hater|W.C. Fields]]'''}}
 
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{{quote|''"I needed to lose some baby weight. Caused by the baby I ate."''|'''Richard''', ''[[Looking for Group]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Cale:''' (learning to walk after having his legs reattached) I can't take another step!<br />
'''Richard:''' I can't not eat this baby!|''[[Looking for Group]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Olaf the Troll:''' Barmaid! Bring me stronger ale and some plump, succulent babies to eat! (later, to Spike and Xander) You there! Do you know where there are babies?<br />
'''Spike:''' (casually, to Xander) What d'you think, the hospital?<br />
'''Xander:''' What? Shut up.|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
 
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{{quote|''"Just think; right now, Jeb Bush is somewhere eating a live puppy."''|'''Stewie Griffin''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Schlock:''' Are we still the good guys if I accidentally eat a couple of those baby kreelies in the heat of battle?<br />
'''Elf:''' Your special forces squad does not need a lieutenant. It needs the reverend.|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}
 
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