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{{quote|--''"Hello........Hello......if anyone out there can hear this, I wanted you to listen very carefully. My name is Bill Gates, whoever is listening, you probably know who I am. I am one of the few survivors of the great Oreo plant mass extinction event of 2014. They should never have tried for Quintuple stuffs. I survived the ensuing cloud of toxic radiation thanks to my Armani biohazard suit that I started wearing back in 2011 during my Howard Hughes phase. Who's crazy now?
|[[Bill Gates]]' broadcast to the survivors.}}
▲{{quote|--Anyway back on point. After the incident, Washington was left uninhabitable, as was much of the continent so I made my way south, using my jetpack. I finally reached a point where the land was stable enough to build a city again. I had the best engineers that Mexico had left construct a giant dome made out of solid plexiglass with stainless steel meshing over top for breathing. This dome was then lowered into place over what was previously known as San Diego. Since I've protected it, I'm now calling it Gatesburg. Anyway, this is a safe haven from the numerous mutants that have spawned across America since the incident, so I urge all of my fellow immune survivors, to make their way for Gatesburg, where you will have a chance to live a healthy life with little to no mutant contact whatsover! There will be free Xbox Live for everyone! Hurry now!"''|[[Bill Gates]]' broadcast to the survivors.}}
It all started with the [[Noodle Incident|Oreo Incident.]] In the year 2014, some guy thought it would be a good idea to stuff five times the original amount of cream into an Oreo cookie. These cookies were distrubuted across the world. People loved them.
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A group of people in the Boston area heard this message, and set off to find Gatesburg. They were a mixed bunch- a kung-fu fighting with a shady past, a Japanese computer scientist searching for her [[Les Yay|girlfriend,]] a marine who's platoon was slaughtered, and is now just looking for something to give meaning to his life, and a normal everyman just trying to get back to his old life.
[https://web.archive.org/web/20190925224420/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.232111-Escape-to-Gates-Glittering-Glorious-Guard-dome-PM-if-you-want-to-join-Chapter-1-2897m-away This is their story].
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