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*** [[Satan]] talks over a piece in Ask that guy with the glasses 58 saying, "Uh. Yeah, you guys better not listen to this."
** Sage ''himself'' gets an [[Even Evil Has Standards]] when reading [[Squick|Cloud Mows the Lawn]].
*** He has a few other such moments, such as in one anime review where it's casually mentioned that the hero [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil|raped his]] ''[[Brother -Sister Incest|sister]]'' and never gets any comeuppance for it. Also, in a crossover with [[Jesu Otaku (Web Video)|Jesu Otaku]] where she reviews ''[[Master of Martial Hearts]]'', he notes that he wouldn't be caught dead eating at a place called [[Moe|Moe Burger]], because even he has to have some standards.
** Douchey Mc Nitpick, a troll who loved proving The Critic wrong, decides to leave when {{spoiler|the number one fuck up breaks him.}}
* ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]]'' has That '90s Kid, an embodiment of the Dark Age of Comics. While not evil, he loves mindless violence and "darkness", but when Superboy Prime kills a pregnant woman in ''[[Countdown to Final Crisis]]'', well...
{{quote| "[[Totally Radical|Duuude]], I-" * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* "Wait. Did you just vaporize a pregnant chick? That's...not cool, man. That's just not cool."}}
* [[The Spoony Experiment|Doctor Insano]] may be a psychotic [[Mad Scientist]], but he can't stand [[Ferris BuellersBueller's Day Off (Film)|Ferris Bueller's]] selfishness and thinks of him as the villain of his movie.
{{quote| Doctor Insano: "I may be evil, but at least I'm not full of CRAP!!"}}
** Don't get him wrong, Dr. Insano ''does'' enjoy the fact that the movie was about the ultimate triumph of evil and playing the innocent population for the bleeding heart saps that they are, but what irritates him is the fact that all the effort Ferris put into committing multiple felonies and driving Cameron closer to suicide was all for something so petty; {{spoiler|a day off from school}}.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rpn1cMdMkg Harry Partridge's Ace Ryder] has The Commander, who is an ex-Space Nazi. They kicked him out because he was "too mean".
* Vadiir from [[Dark Dream Chronicle]] is a cold blooded killer who loves what he does, and he was horrified by Darkness [[Would Hurt a Child|killing children]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYt_-tC0GOw&NR=1&feature=endscreen In this Dorkly Bits video] The [[Sim City (Video Game)|Sim City]] Monster [[What the Hell, Hero?|rips you apart for your terrible choices in building a city]] and decides to run for mayor to fix them. [[Villain With Good Publicity|He wins]].
* In the youtube video Epic Rap Battles of [[Mv C 3]], a parody of [[Epic Rap Battles of History]], Albert Wesker of [[Resident Evil]] was visibly horrified when [[Doctor Doom]] mentioned he killed his ex and turned her into a suit of armor.
* [[Image Boards|4chan]] will cheer on almost any horrible thing you can come up with. But asking for [[Rule 34]] of ''[[Yotsuba&!]]'', torturing cats, or insulting [[Mister Rogers]] will result in [[Internet Counterattack|them destroying you utterly]].
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{{quote| humans can suffer all day long. i lol hard at that shit.<br />
dogs and cats..... fuck you op. }}
** Also, 4chan users generally do not care if you violate the site's rules...unless [[Hide Your Children|you're under 18]] or post [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] related content outside of its dedicated board.
* [[Cracked (Website)|Cracked]] commenter Scary-Mike, known for being really outrageous, responded to the #4 entry of [http://www.cracked.com/article_19797_5-true-tales-good-fortune-with-horribly-cruel-plot-twists.html this article] by saying that ruining children's happiness is something even he will not do
* In the ''[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|SCP Foundation]]'', when Dr. Clef discovers that a guest researcher has been feeding children to SCP-682 just to see what happens, Clef turns around and fees ''him'' to the monster. For those who don't know, Dr. Clef is actually Satan.